What would I say in my final Tweet? The question is purely theoretical since I don't tweet. At best the information sent out to the Twittersphere sounds like brain droppings; at worst they can cause irreperable damage.
I'm thinking about James Lipton's question #10 on the Actor's Studio: "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?"
So, assuming that I for some reason changed my mind, my final tweet would be, "# Na na na na naa na I know whether heaven exists and you-ou don't."