This is my first Dirty Thursday, so be nice. I tried to add a little humor to it :)
Trying to think of
Anything but you and now
God dammit - too soon
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Esse Est Percipi
- Location
- Hollywood, California, USA
- Birthday
- April 09
- Title
- Minister of Running Up Stairs Two at a Time Flinging the Door Open and Saying 'Ha Ha Caught You Mildred'
- Bio
- My name is Victor and I'm a young man (lets just say I have an ego beyond my years), a New York native who grew up in Vermont and is now living two blocks from Hollywood Boulevard. I'm a single, cynical, wittily comedic, actor-wannabe with a deep seated interest in psychology and philosophy (I've been likened to Nietzsche more times than I can count). I like the band RUSH way too much, and am thoroughly engrossed in music. Oh yeah, and I write stuff for fun.
(All prose and short stories are copyright Victor Schwartz 2009 unless otherwise stated)
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Amen, Bro. I'm right
there with you on #9 and #4
especially.
Both bands have
shin…”
December 11, 2009 05:33PM - “Oh Man! That was exactly
what I needed after today.
Thanks as
always Mike!!”
December 11, 2009 05:30PM - “Simple, eloquent, and to
the point. I love it :)”
December 07, 2009 11:56PM - “The Walt Disney one is
straight up epic! Great
work
dude!”
December 07, 2009 11:55PM - “Life is the most tiring
game of all, and we all lose
in the
end. The thing
about…”
December 05, 2009 08:01PM
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alexis james
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Comments
Good one. Welcome to DHT!
do you guys really think about baseball and bea arthur, god rest her soul???
:-)
Husband and wife see a shrink for his premature problem. Shrink gives the husband a cap gun and say to shoot it whenever he's ready to go off. Every time she touched him he shoots.
So the shrink get's disgusted and says here, give me that. As soon as the wife looks at the skrink, the gun starts going off like a tommy gun.
The wife was that Victoria what's her name, totally hot.
Cap'n: Haven't seen it, but that's why, on the eighth day, god created youtube
I want to fuck you.
But you would prefer not to.
What the fuck?! Fuck you!!!