Rather than made snide remarks about the recent advent of advertisments or making some glib memorial about the most well known of the Jackson Five, I decided to just relax a little bit and watch some good old fashioned comedy. For this, I turn to my trustworthy 16 DVD box set of Monty Python's Flying Circus. Then I came back here and realized that, unlike so many of the characters and all of the sketches, I had no title. People were addressing me simply by my name. And I really think that a person of my caliber (.600, for those of you who read my last post ;D) deserves a worthy title. And so I returned to my trusty 16 DVD box set of Monty Python's Flying Circus for inspiration.
The Flying Circus never disappoints :)
I'll give you a moment to read it.
That's cool, I can wait.
Did you read it yet?
Come on, it's so close.
Just to the left, and up a couple inches.
Have you read it now?
Good. Bout ruddy time.
I call out to all you untitled people, make yourselves a title. Some of you will think this is silly. Allow me to put this in perspective for you: I have a friend that was in my graduating class who responded to "The Third Duke of Westhill". So come on! Don't settle for just being some boring old name someone pulled out of a phone book! Give yourself a title! And feel free to post them below. I wanna see what people come up with :D
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Ahem.
I now formally introduce you to Empress Lazy, the Queen of the Nothing, Head of the Commonlackofwealth, Supreme Governor of the Church of Procrastination, Duke of Nod, Duke of Nodding (yes, Duke, not Duchess) Lord of Fools and Paramount Chief of Sturm und Drang.
Or possibly His Most Royal Majesty of Bum Shaking and Breast Measuring.
Maybe just a short moniker would do: His Most Supreme Royal High-ness.
Yeah. Short and sweet.
It was fun Victor :)
1.Man with Gravitas comin outta his ass....
2.Someone to hold onto when the Night pelts you with sleet
3.I am...ahem
4. Slick as a Wasp's 's Willy
5. Mr. Bigger than he used to be
6.Friend of None cept'n esse est
7. Doom in the Mailbox Man
8.Pardon my Nothingness
9. The chancellor of chance
7. oops...i mean 10. The Emperor of Impossibility
11. The King of Khaos
12. The Sweetest Guy in the World...
i like 12
jimbo
Empress Lazy, the Queen of the Nothing, Head of the Commonlackofwealth, Supreme Governor of the Church of Procrastination, Duke of Nod, Duke of Nodding Lord of Fools and Paramount Chief of Sturm und Drang: Very nice. Brevity is not for everyone :)
Lady Verbal Remedy of The Flouncing Manor of TwitterFaceBook Hall: Creative and informative. Me likey.
Mike: I await your title with baited breath.
duke of disaster, the earl of horse shit, the prince of dark moist spaces that grow magnificent mushrooms and the king's beer tester in training: I hear you, pal.
OESheep: Hehehe, clever :D
Your Most Supreme Royal High-ness: I'd say something, but it might ruin the trip ;)
The Sweetest Guy in the World: Wow, you certainly struck a creative vein for this one, huh? Very nice, all of them, man.
Sir James of Mac: Very formal, good sir.
Cap'n: I should think so ;D
Nah..... been done already, hmmmmmm let me see
Clan Mother of the three Raven Crows ( Angwusnasomtaqa) and Cheiftess Spotted Shirt of Hillanddale the Wise Shaman Interpreter of Dreams and Scalp Collector of Foes
:-D