Victor Schwartz

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My name is Victor and I'm a young man (lets just say I have an ego beyond my years), a New York native who grew up in Vermont and is now living two blocks from Hollywood Boulevard. I'm surprisingly no longer single, but I'm still the same cynical, wittily comedic, actor with a deep seated interest in psychology and philosophy (I've been likened to Nietzsche more times than I can count). I like the band RUSH way too much, and am thoroughly engrossed in music. Oh yeah, and I write stuff for fun. (All prose and short stories are copyright Victor Schwartz 2012 unless otherwise stated)

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JANUARY 27, 2011 3:00AM

Yet Another Sad Case of Content Over Message

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The British rock band Dire Straits (one of my personal favorites), has been around since 1977. One of their many hit singles, Money For Nothing, has been on the airwaves since it's release in 1985. But now, after 25 years of play on the air, the Canadien Broadcast Standards Council has deemed that the song is too offensive to be played in its original, unedited form. They have made this ruling based on one short segment of the lyrics:

 

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"The little faggot with the earring and the make-up; Yeah buddy, that's his own hair; That little faggot got his own jet airplane; That little faggot he's a millionaire"

There was initially a stir over the lyrics, and it seems to be well deserved, until you consider the song as a whole.

MFN was written in the first person, a song from the viewpoint of a less than intelligent, blue collar worker, whom the bands vocalist Mark Knopfler refers to as "a real ignoramus, hard hat mentality" in November of 1985's issue of Rolling Stone Magazine. The lyrics in question are the characters' response to seeing a music video on TV.

The general message of the song (according to the character) is that rock stars are the smart ones: the group doing the least amount of work, getting "money for nothing and chicks for free". He bemoans his own job "install[ing] microwave ovens... move[ing] these refridgerators, we got to install color tv's" and claims that "that ain't workin; that's the way you do it; you play the guitar on the MTV", and claims that worst thing rock stars have to worry about are blisters on their fingers.

Unfortunately, the message that was intended by the band offer a criticizing perspective of their own profession was apparently lost on an unnamed St. Johns, Newfoundland resident who compained about hearing the term "faggot" on his local radio station last February.

The CBSC announced the ban on the unedited version of the song (there is an edited version, lacking only the stanza in question, which has been released on several compilation albums and the anniversary edition of the album it originally appeared on, Brothers in Arms) on January 12th of this year, which prompted several radio stations to play the undedited version continuously for an hour in protest.

There also exist two edited versions of the song that keep the stanza, but substitute the word "faggot" for "mother" (as in motherfucker) and, in what may be an attempt at comedy, the new Canadien radio version has been changed by Knopfler to say "fudger", according to the band's keyboardist. Both of these alternatives seem to go completely against the original intent of the song, besides being ridiculous. Vocalist Knopfler has also been known to substitute the word"queenie"during live shows.

The whole thing is completely ridiculous. It's another sad case of content over message. Another moment where we as human beings have collectively allowed one human to be censored in order to perpetuate one person's fantasy that we all live in goddamn Pleasantville. I will personally guarantee that you will hear so called "dirty" words even if you never turn on a radio for your entire life. So why bother subjecting artists to boring rules that prevent them from making music the way they wanted? That would be like telling Michaelangelo that he wasn't allowed to use the color red. All it does is take away from the overall image. Now, I understand that not everyone who swears in a song has a reason other than shock value, but there are artists that do and they should be allowed to paint with all the colors they can find. 

To be offended by the song you would have to ignore the intent and message behind it, and if you did that, then you can just ignore the word choice too, and stop pissing on my music.

 

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Did you ever see Louis CK's show where one friend asks the other friend, who is gay, if he minds that he uses the word "faggot" in his act. The gay man goes on to explain what the word means to him, and how hurtful it is, but then goes on to say but use it if you really need it. I know what MNF is about, and why they use that word, but I'm ambivalent about getting rid of it. They could change it to asshole. It seems to fit.
The irony is not lost on me that one person can raise such a stink to cause censorship on a piece of art, but a million voices (or more) of disagreement cannot end hunger or war.
Objection to the use of the word “faggot” in the context of the song to which you refer is the result of ignorance and lower-level intelligence; it is the result of an inability to grasp the subtlety of the presentation, the “meaning”, the MAIN POINT. Unfortunately, an inability to grasp subtlety, the meaning, the main point, is running rampant across the world these days. The Founders and Frank Zappa are rolling over in their graves.
Oh my God. This is one of my all-time favorite songs. Political correctness, invented under Stalin, is evil and leads to idiocies like this and eventually to re-education camps for those of us who refuse to be told how to think and talk. rated.
I thought stuff like this only happened in the U.S! I had no idea people in other parts of the free world had such delicate and refined sensibilities. (I'd guess whoever complained also hates gays.) Well in a way it's comforting that a lone individual's voice can still be heard, right? Oddly enough, I was just listening to this song last night; it never gets old.
This is interesting, coming on the heels of the attempt to "sanitize" Huckleberry Finn.
And those Canucks are supposed to be so much more open minded than we Americanos.
Well done Vic.
Comprehension and context. People always have a tough time with 'em.
Welcome back!
I'm glad I didn't see this sooner or I might have blown a head gasket.

I've "gotten" that song from day one. When guys like James Taylor and Roger Daltry can use the word "fuck" in a song, I find this particular word (used in THIS particular context) to be no less upsetting than the use of any derogatory term.
And you're 100% right, artists need to be able to create. I wonder how the CBSC would feel about showing movies like "Monty Python and The Holy Grail" or "Blazing Saddles". Seems just a wee bit hypocritical if you ask me.
Proving yet again why art if best left to artists. This is the same mindset that removed "nigger" from Huckleberry Finn and replaced it with "slave". Twain, like Knopfler, was trying to make a point about prejudice that appears to have gotten lost on the do-gooders. And in both cases, it's not like pretending the words don't exist will make them disappear.

In short, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Oh, and isn't Canada famous -- or infamous -- for The Rodeo Song? And what are we to do with Up Against the Wall You Redneck Mothers?