Manchu Wok

Manchu Wok
Location
On A Glacier, Alberta, Canada
Birthday
August 11
Title
Master Crepe Developer
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Sure, but im not cleaning up...
Bio
Born and raised in Long Island New York, The Wok spent most of his life up and down the east coast of the United States. 10 years ago, he moved north with the lovely beavers; a laid back, relaxed culture, who ultimately want no part of the madness.. Purpose: To take an objective snapshot of the country he once lived within, sprinkled with life stories, sports and irrational thought.

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SEPTEMBER 17, 2009 7:25AM

Spider

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There was a spider...

Well I mean he isn't just any spider.  To the glancing eye, he would be sort of ugly with an out of proportion brown body with black spots.   But I spent Saturday morning with him out on the porch while he was building his third web in the same exact place.  I like to have my coffee out on the stoop and he always seems oblivious to my presence, instead working himself into a frenzy. 

 The web itself begins on my house and extends diagonally to a rectangular planter sitting on the pavement.  As I mentioned, he spent most of the early morning at it and I sat beside him just watching his work for about an hour, maybe 90 minutes.  You sort of get lost in the moment as you watch this.  The determination he has to continue to rebuild knowing that the process could very well begin over again should wind speed change or perhaps if a stupid human decided to just knock it down.

So it's Thursday now and he's been what seems to be a week without food.  The wind has been fairly rough, and instead of insects, those white puffy things that come from dandelions have attached itself to many parts of the web.  I've deduced that his overall intention is to have the web clear of debris as to almost look invisible to potential bugs.

 I've also decided that the spider has OCD as he will hide under the siding of my house, however whenever the wind blows especially hard, he'll come out again and look over his masterpiece and make any corrections he feels are necessary.  To me, the web looked just fine..to him a disaster.

 I decided finally to give him a hand.  I believe that when any living thing puts forth an effort, they should be assisted.  The old adage of "God helps those who help themselves' and all.  Although I tend to think that it is we who come to the assistance of those who are putting forth the effort to grow as people.  We stand behind the underdog because we know they are putting in as much heart and energy as the overdog. 

I caught a couple of flies that were hanging out by my outside light and while still alive gently placed them both on the web.  I felt a sense of accomplishment in this.  Like I had intervened in the survival of the fittest.  That generations of spiders born from this one would all have the same difficulties in catching prey.  

 So a minute passes and he comes out from his hiding spot to inspect what has landed.  He does a couple of laps around both of them and then systematically removes both flies from the webbing.  They both drop into the flowerbed and then take off.

And I'm just standing there transfixed, wondering what the hell just happened.  Here's this spider who hasn't caught shit in at least a week tossing two living flies off his web.   I honestly think he was quite pissed off about the whole thing.

 Soon after, he wheeled around a couple of times and made repairs from the gaps left by the flies.  The web itself shaped like a hexagon stood vigilant as a blast of wind came through.  Once it died down, he went to each point in the structure to ensure integrity and then promptly went back to his hiding spot under the siding.

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A spider with obsessive-compulsive disorder. Gently place a zoloft pill into the web.
They can be inscrutable little critters. I have come to rely on the dozen or so industrious ones that like to make webs around the outside of my house.
Initially, my wife was insistent that the webs be destroyed as soon as they went up. When I showed her the volume of insects, especially mosquitoes, that the spiders were catching, she relented.
I just noticed yesterday there were some growing spiders building webs again above my front door. Hopefully, they will have good eats this fall.

As for your gifts being rejected, well it's the thought that counts....
Spiders are often my main source for entertainment. rAted!
What a feisty spider! I can imagine him saying "Did I ask for your help, mister?" LOL'd and rated!
That spider sounds like a perfectionist with an underlying fear of success. Does art imitate life here, Manchu? Beautifully written and sensitively told.
That's pretty funny. It reminds me of the old joke of the guy stuck on his roof during a flood praying for God to save him. While waiting for God, two rowboats come by offering to help. The guy rejects their help because God will save him. And I'm sure you know the punch line.
Wow - I would never have guessed that spiders would be such picky eaters!
....and you were afraid of my little scorpion last week?

Nice observations, Erik.
"That spider sounds like a perfectionist with an underlying fear of success. Does art imitate life here, Manchu? Beautifully written and sensitively told."

Well done Car..
(((((Erik)))))))) ;)
Ha ha, what Cartouche said!
I like this insight into how you spend your more lazy mornings - not lazily at all! maybe you should start crocheting a web and see how he likes THAT!
i love spiders too. yesterday i saved one from the cat. but i don't feed them. maybe he doesn't want to be your sredni vashtar? you never know what someone wants in exchange for offerings.
Mmmmmm, I love that you spend time with a creature so intensely involved in his craft. Huh. What a metaphor for a writer...
I love this post. Loooove it.

And the tags..... 'look with your understanding'. Yes. I fail at that one so very often.

This one is sticking with me.
Spider probably figured you'd want him to catch a chicken or a cow in return.

Nice work. You gave that spider a personality.
The spider either doesn't trust you (those could be poison flies, damnnit!) or doesn't want handouts.

There are so many ways to apply that stubborn attitude to humans who won't except help.
Good story!
I love that you’ve become friends with this spider and have shared that friendship with us. Thanks for telling this with such attentiveness and humor.

I don’t know why he didn’t swallow the flies . . . oh, and that makes me think of Appleby’s “flies in his eyes” in Catch-22. It’s getting so late, I feel like I’ve got flies in my eyes. I’m clearly getting batty.

—Melissa
the spider ignored those flies because they were unagented submissions.

Loved this piece--quick and metaphorical. Tight like a, well, web.