Eva T. Made Vaudeville

Eva T. Made Vaudeville
New York, New York, USA
April 25
Reverend Mother (yes, for real!)
Interfaith Minister/Progressive Episcopal priest.Actress, poet, essayist; fitness freak/geek. Part time acting and dance teacher. Writer for various LGBTQ publications (from my bisexual perspective.) Bronze level competitive ballroom dancer.Extreme Cat Person.Native New Yorker who is madly in love with my city. Currently living in Dyker Heights, Brooklyn and missing Manhattan a lot. Married to my Beloved, the fair Lady Lucia, who works, with me, for the God Squad and for our feline employers, Alice and Gracie.Daughter of some-time OS blogger, Rosy Cheeks.

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At the 8th Street Playhouse, on Rocky Horror Fridays and Saturdays, we used to have "Drag Wars" before the movie.  Drag Wars were the times when all the drag queens would get up in front of the audience and take turns dissing each other - a drag queen version of "playing… Read full post »

There was "Vee," the girl who had sex with Billy Idol in the doorway next to the Electric Lady Studios (best known as the inspiration for Jimi Hendrix' "Electric Lady Land" but also the studio where Idol did his recording.) She was  the one who used to invite people to her… Read full post »

I don't want to beat the "Facebook" issue to death. If it turns out, come September, that I really need to join Facebook in order to do my seminary teaching job effectively, I'll join in a thoroughly impersonal, professional manner (with no photo) and use it for work. No biggie. That said..… Read full post »

There was a time in my life when the phrase,"Everyone wants to sleep with me" might have meant something naughty. Now, though, it just means that I'm very, very popular...with my cats.

We have five cats. Last night, four of the five were competing for a coveted spot next to my head.… Read full post »

I told one of my students that I'd been spending some time taking care of a friend's new baby. She asked me, "Are you planning to have children?" I'm always amazed that people still ask me - that they assume I'm young enough. (Okay, I guess technically I am still young… Read full post »

AUGUST 6, 2009 3:18PM

Dreaming a Day For Ducks

A couple of nights ago, I had a dream which, I think, reflected the sodden state of New York City this summer. In my dream, I was riding a bus, and the floor of the bus was filled with water, sloshing over all the passengers' feet. I thought, 'I should get… Read full post »

AUGUST 4, 2009 9:16PM

Silver Slippers on The Subway

The poem that follows was the result of a writing exercise that I assigned myself, as I rode the subway this morning. It's one of my favorites, and I do it whenever I feel as if I want to write, but don't know what to write about. I hope that Open Salon… Read full post »

'Though there are only three students enrolled (so far) my writing workshop is finally about to get off the ground. We'll be having our first session this coming Thursday evening (August 6th.) I plan to invite my students to read this blog, and will encourage them to start their own blogs… Read full post »

A few months ago, I wrote a post about that fact that lots of people had been pressuring me to join Facebook. I didn't want to, so asked whether there might be some really good reason to give in.  I got  many responses, most of which were in the negative. So, why… Read full post »

I'm sending out my own Open Call today. How about a list of favorites? Here are a few of mine, to get you started.

1. Favorite foods: Lox, caviar, avocadoes, goat cheese and mangoes.

2. Favorite musical artists: At the moment, UB-40, Kinky Friedman, the Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen and Buck… Read full post »

JULY 31, 2009 7:53PM

Open Call: First Things Firsts

1. First prom date: None. Didn't go to prom.  I dropped out and took the GED to get my diploma because I was tired of being terrorized at my horrible, violent high school.

2: First love: The first guy I thought I was in love with was Mike Rodriguez. I was 17. He… Read full post »

Detritus of my
dirty mind  cleaned by scrubbing
with bubbles of love.

A dirty mind is
not filled with sex thoughts but with
stupid fears and hates.

Wash me and I will
be clean indeed. Water is
more cleansing than blood.

Water me with tears,
comfort me with apples; pray
that I may be sick… Read full post »

Between the ages of thirteen and fourteen, I lived for  one very pivotal and fascinating year in San Francisco. After spending most of what I was already calling my "formative years" in Amerst, MA., I had dreaded the move to San Francisco. 'Though I'd been born in New York City, we'd left… Read full post »

We're half-way through the run of "A Midsummer Night's Dream." On the plus-side, it does seem that each performance we do is better than the last (by the time we close, I might actually feel fully rehearsed.) It was fun this evening, especially, because it started raining about 5 minutes before… Read full post »

Buffy W's most recent post inspired me to share some memories of my childhood (if only because they are so glaringly different from hers.)  Here's a slice of my early life.

1970s Amherst, Mass. My father is a young, long-haired, hippy Professor at U-Mass. He is also a writer and has pu… Read full post »

JULY 21, 2009 3:47PM

Take Manhattan With Eva T.

Even if I'd been invited to an OS gathering (like the one in Vegas) I wouldn't have been able to go. I'm extra-broke this summer and, because I'm doing my show every weekend, wouldn't be able to make time for travel, even if I had the bucks.  So, here's the deal.… Read full post »

Buffy W. went to Vegas. Emma Peel and Cartouche went to Vegas. A bunch of other OS bloggers (I don't know the whole list) went to Vegas and...I haven't even got a lousy virtual t-shirt! What are they doing in Vegas? Will we ever find out? Will they ever come back?

I just… Read full post »

After all that fuss I went through, searching for a strapless bra in my size, it turns out that I won't need it after all. I went costume shopping with my Director on Thursday (meaning that she took me to thrift shops, planning to buy someone's old prom dress or bridesmaid… Read full post »

JULY 15, 2009 8:50PM

The Demise of The Wish List

A few days ago, I did a guest preaching gig. Among many other things I talked about in my homily, I reflected on wish lists. I mentioned those lists I used to make, when I was a child, of everything I wanted for Christmas and my birthday. My family was pretty poor so… Read full post »

A couple of days ago, I went shopping on 34th street. I was, if you must know, seeking a strapless bra to wear with my "Midsummer Night's Dream" costume. After much searching (most purveyors of lingerie don't seem to believe that a woman who wears anything larger than 34B would be… Read full post »

I've been working my tush off in rehearsal, so didn't have time to do an immediate follow-up to my groped-on-the-bus post. I wanted to, though, because the day after the groping incident, something else happened (on a different bus) which made me think there might be a certain amount of ful… Read full post »

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JULY 9, 2009 3:50PM

Only In New York: Groped on The Bus By a Crazy Old Lady!

I had a really weird experience on the bus yesterday. I was wearing what I'd decided, earlier, must be a "magic skirt." It was a recent thrift-shop purchase, and I'd put it on for the first time that morning. It's a knee-length circle skirt, in olive green cotton, with a black… Read full post »

One of my co-stars in "Midsummer" mentioned that mutual friends of ours are going to "finally tie the knot" on August 29th. I was pretty surprised to hear that. "Jay" and "Dee" had already been engaged for a couple of years when we met (doing a play together) about twelve years… Read full post »

We had the second "Midsummer" rehearsal this evening. It was fun but I'm glad we have tomorrow evening off. I'm starting to get tired. And mosquito-bitten. Also, I saw three, large rats in the garden (reminding me that - beautiful 'though the place is - it's still in New York City.)

One… Read full post »

The last time I went to the library, I couldn't find anything that looked interesting enough to take out (and risk paying a fine when - inevitably - I returned it late.) I don't watch TV on Mondays during summer because the only week day TV that's worth watching (in my… Read full post »