Evan4sh

Evan4sh
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October 17
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Humor Consultant
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On 9/11/01 a plane crashed into my office building. I took this as Al Queda's way of suggesting I shouldn't work in an office. Since then I've been cartooning and illustrating and writing funny stuff.

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MARCH 17, 2009 9:26AM

The Leper Con

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The Leper Con
 
I was drinking green beer with my friends at a bar.
A wee man appeared with no nose and strange scars.
 
"I'll wager ye  oversized gents never seen
a tiny man what can turn hisself green!"
 
Drunkenly accepting that wager we coughed up some dough.
Then the little imp turned himself green don't you know?
 
He grabbed our money, waved goodbye and moved toward the door.
That waving hand popped off his wrist and fell to the floor!
"I reckon I won't do that trick anymore."
 
 

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Wow....be sure to put it on ice!.........
aren't you clever this early in the morning!!!

funny, funny :)
Thanks Gary & Ann. Was it wrong that we asked for our money back?
Asked for your money back? You didn't just take it?... Ewww. Rated for making me laugh when I Really didn't want to.