Evan4sh

Evan4sh
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On 9/11/01 a plane crashed into my office building. I took this as Al Queda's way of suggesting I shouldn't work in an office. Since then I've been cartooning and illustrating and writing funny stuff.

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DECEMBER 8, 2009 1:45AM

Give Green A Chance

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GIve Green A Chance
 
 
During the recession of the '70's some liberal economists had the idea to use the little known environmental movement to create a new WPA. They created Global Warming™ as a threat to be treated by converting the nations power supply at every level to solar, wind and water generated power. Millions of jobs could be created developing and implementing windmills, solar panels and even solar power stations. Oil is a finite resource. The sun isn't. No harm could come from this little white lie and the economy would soar. It was a win-win. What they didn't count on was Big Oil using their vast wealth and influence to prevent this. Solar power is better for everyone and everything except Big Oil's wallet. They were so successful at preventing the greening of America (and her economy) the Environmental movement was reduced to nothing but a bunch of hippies fighting whaling ships in The Pacific.

After his tenure as VP, Al Gore was recruited by the same gang of liberal economists who tried to save the economy in the '70's. They had prepared this time, to battle Big Oil and their plans were going great. Global Warming™ had the world on red alert to save the planet.  Then, along comes Climategate! Those British scientists had their heads up their tea pots and got caught. Now, the jig is up. All you non-liberals are in on the conspiracy. You know it's a hoax but that doesn't mean the plan to Green the economy isn't sound. It's a good plan dammit! Give green a chance.

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The big money mkers all know they cant charge anything after the inatial cost of a solar or wind mill set up, and the entergy companys would have to start paying people for their left over power that they put back into the grid. you know powers companys are use to charging people for power not paying customers that produce more than they can use.
Global Warming was an idea developed by liberal economists? Really? Huh, because I always thought climate change was discussed first by scientists - field studies coming in from around the world that measured dwindling snow pack, loss of coral reef, measurable rise in CO levels, etc., etc., etc. And of course they're still talking about it with increasing alarm while the idiots among us only want to debate it.
Also, I'm curious but, I've never seen the term "Global Warming" trademarked. What's that about?
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