NY, New York,
October 17
Humor Consultant
On 9/11/01 a plane crashed into my office building. I took this as Al Queda's way of suggesting I shouldn't work in an office. Since then I've been cartooning and illustrating and writing funny stuff.


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DECEMBER 17, 2009 4:09PM

Happy Holidays!

Happy Holidays!
DECEMBER 8, 2009 1:45AM

Give Green A Chance

GIve Green A Chance
During the recession of the '70's some liberal economists had the idea to use the little known environmental movement to create a new WPA. They created Global Warming™ as a threat to be treated by converting the nations power supply at every level to solar, wind and water gen… Read full post »
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DECEMBER 2, 2009 2:51PM

No apologies from Tiger

No apologies from Tiger Woods!
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OCTOBER 30, 2009 1:34AM

Will Iron for Food

Will Iron For Food
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OCTOBER 8, 2009 2:07AM

Couple's Karaoke Therapy

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OCTOBER 2, 2009 12:30AM

Corporate Clowns

Corporate Clowns
SEPTEMBER 30, 2009 11:07PM

The Artful Dodge ( or Kangaroo Meat )

Kangaroo Meat

This week on Evan Explains, a helpful suggestion for our President on how to fix Health Care and The Economy.

When the Bush Administration wanted to make changes they didn't boldly state, "We want to take away all personal liberties, and while we're at it screw up the public school… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 25, 2009 1:40AM

Evan Explains: The H1N1 Vaccine

Welcome to the first installment of Evan Explains where I go to great lengths to explain stuff.

How does the H1N1 vaccine work? Pork is like cholesterol.
There's good pork and bad pork. Swine flu is made of bad pork. The vaccine goes through your body and hunts down the… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 17, 2009 12:43AM


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SEPTEMBER 8, 2009 8:12AM

The Liberal Media

Liberal Media

This toon first appeared in the August edition of The Funny Times. I post it here and dedicate it too my favorite conservatives, Susie and David, who are good kids, despite the fact that they view the world through a pinhole.

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AUGUST 3, 2009 2:09AM



Despite their star power, these three intriguing flicks went straight to DVD.




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JUNE 12, 2009 1:08AM

Not Everyone is Ready for the Switch to Digital

Not Everyone is Ready for the Switch to Digital
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APRIL 23, 2009 10:23AM

NYC Subway Sketchbook

This girl was sketching on the subway, in the exact same kinda sketchbook I use to sketch people on the subway. So, I sketched her.

This Mack Daddy just strolled up to a lady in Bryant park, sat next to and started talking to her. She was nice enough to him, but… Read full post »

APRIL 2, 2009 11:18AM

McCarthy Was Right! (part 1)

Chatting online with an old friend, I discovered this person is a  hard right winger. We got involved in a bit of debate which I'm reposting here because I find it both frightening and fascinating. This is an exact transcript edited only to omit anything that might point to the identity… Read full post »

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MARCH 19, 2009 9:18AM


MARCH 17, 2009 9:26AM

The Leper Con

The Leper Con
I was drinking green beer with my friends at a bar.
A wee man appeared with no nose and strange scars.
"I'll wager ye  oversized gents never seen
a tiny man what can turn hisself green!"
Drunkenly accepting that wager we coughed up some dough.
Then the… Read full post »
MARCH 16, 2009 9:34AM

She or He




 We're having a baby! My wife is about 15 weeks knocked up which means we're  one month from being able to know what sex he is. I'm thrilled to be having a kid. No matter what he turns out to be, boy or girl or boy. Lauren doesn't… Read full post »

MARCH 5, 2009 6:34PM

One Sick Puppy




I have been one sick puppy. Coughing, sneezing, sore throat. Did I mention coughing? But I don't have the flu. It's just a "bad cold." That's what I'm told. It may take another week or two to fully recover. I'm already feeling better. A handful of

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FEBRUARY 25, 2009 8:23PM

Scratch & Learn

SC Education

 We're vacationing down in South Carolina for a few days; taking a little break from chilly NYC. We arrived in Myrtle Beach, hopped in a rental car and took off without a care in the world. Then we got slapped in the face with reality. Yep. I'm talking about The/…

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FEBRUARY 20, 2009 12:47PM

Posterior Revelation

Posterior Revelation 

My wife and I went out to eat last night. We tried a new place in midtown that we'd heard about. As usual, I finished my entre long before Lauren did. Full of beer and water and who knows what else, I excused my self and went to the restroom.… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 18, 2009 8:06AM

To Complete Obama's Cabinete

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FEBRUARY 11, 2009 4:56PM

Facebook Takes a Chance

25 Random Things about ( me ) Facebook



Hi. I'm an interactive social network called Facebook. You've probably heard of me. I, as an entity am safer remaining anonymous. But millions have shared so much of themselves with me, I'd like this chance to tell you

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