If you hear the sound of wedding bells off in the distance, there's a good chance that feint chiming sound is emanating from Hollywood, California.  Actress Kristen Bell's publicist confirmed yesterday that the When In Rome star is engaged to marry someone other than yourself.

While you've been smitten with the adorable blonde actress since the first time you caught an episode of the show "Veronica Mars" that your buddy Dan recommended to you after insisting that it was "suprisingly good for a UPN Teen drama,"  it turns out the feeling was never mutual. 

After viewing the charming 2008 film Forgetting Sarah Marshall you continued to  harbor an insane delusion that because her character in that film was once attached to  the seemingly regular dude, Peter Bretter, the lovely Ms. Bell might actually fall in love with someone such as yourself; someone who works a nine-to-five job troubleshooting computer issues for the local Wachovia branch, but once home has an ultra-creative side that comes out via Indie Rock mixtapes that Miss Bell would certainly love if only you could get close enough to her at next year's Comicon (which you assume she'll be at, because she's a total sci-fi nerd just like you) to give it to her. 

Rather than insisting that there are other fish in the sea or choosing to notice that attractive girl who sits two cubicles down and has had a crush on you for months, you'll continue to daydream of an extremely unlikely sexual escapade while perusing over an old Maxim spread of the now- engaged object of your affection all the while insisting that Hollywood relationships never last.  Besides you're sure that guy she's going to marry is either gay, will have an overdose or will cheat on her soon enough, leaving the door wide open for you to pickup the pieces.  Plan your next West Coast swing accordingly.