Let's see what's in the news today, Open Salon readers...Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Jay Leno returned to late night last night, but his chin came back the night before.

So, Did anyone see the Tonight Show With Jay Leno last night? Rumor has it they’re re-airing the show tonight under the name “The Totally Annoying Jamie Foxx Variety Hour.“

In all seriousness folks, Jay Leno got a huge welcome back from his late night audience last night…and an even bigger welcome back from Jamie Foxx’s ego.

Leno’s first segment he went around knocking on people’s doors saying that he was looking for a desk. Actually, he was looking for viewers who don’t hate him.

Kevin Eubanks returned last night true to form. His fake laughter was more on cue than his band.

Kevin will be leaving the show soon, though. Presumably it’s to pursue his acting career.

Gold Medalist Lindsey Vonn stopped by the Tonight Show couch last night. Unfortunately, she finished out of medal contention in One Hour Forced Laughter dash. Kevin Eubanks got gold.  Jamie Foxx got silver. And the entire studio audience tied for bronze.

You know, they're saying "The Tonight Show" writers room has been affectionately re-dubbed “The Bathroom,” because the show’s scribes are constantly putting crap on paper.

Word has it Conan O’Brien spent last night entertaining in his den, special guests included his wife, his children, and a musical performance from the Max Weinberg 7.

Conan may have been home doing nothing, but there was a large outpouring on twitter on his behalf. Those people may not have been watching Leno, but they were watching precious moments of their life dwindle away by wasting it on Twitter.

Lost in the shuffle of Leno’s return is George Lopez’s late night show. Unconfirmed sources are telling us it was on again.  Unfortunately, no witnesses have verified this information.

Jay's got a great show for you tonight.  He'll be welcoming Sarah Palin. The two should find a lot in common since both pander to the lowest common denominator.

 Thanks, you've been great. We'll be back right after this commercial break.