Rise and shine  alcohol imbibing Americans, a new day has dawned for our way of life. When you woke up yesterday there were three branches of Government:The Legislative, The Executive, and The Judicial; However, today when you looked out your window at the summer sun you could probably sense som… Read full post »

To be or not to be, that is almost certainly not the question.  The current inquiry du jour is "What are you doing right now?"  That question is almost constantly being answered by 4 to 5 million Twitter users.  Mind you, those people aren't being interrogated by… Read full post »

This past Friday before heading towards the bright lights of Manhattan to catch a musical performance by New Jersey rock band, the Wrens, I had a few things to take care of prior to leaving Brooklyn.  Specifically, I wanted to get in a quick workout before the probable… Read full post »

 Proposition 8 might have been met with resounding opposition in California this past election, but a recent news story may just turn the tide against all opposition to gay marriage.  Contrary to popular belief, when gay people get married, they don't have to stay ma… Read full post »

 

'Twas the night before Christmas, there I sat on a plane

En route to Thailand, I was sipping champagne

I looked out the window and what did I see?

Some Reindeer and Santa pulled even with me.

I stared in amazement and… Read full post »

(this post was originally written for my humor site The Trendliest, but I figured I'd share it here for fun)

Greetings troopers of the 82nd Trendliest Infantry division!  General Trendkopf here demanding you put down those pistols, beat your swords into plowshares and replace those revolvers wi… Read full post »

Either I have amnesia and just woke up in sort of a bizarre metropolitan nudist colony or this is heaven.   Let's see if I can piece this together. 

The last thing I remember I was with Mike, Jeff, and our… Read full post »

 I've been unemployed for quite a lengthy stretch, perhaps the longest in my lifetime.  While it's certainly trendy to blame such an occurrence on "this economy," you won't see me resorting to such a tactic.  I'm a realist. I was desperate for… Read full post »

Fresh out of college, a young idealist...that was me.  I had spent the last twelve years of my life immersed in modern jazz, tap, and movement classes. Then all of the sudden they give you a diploma and say, "go dance your way through life." 

As much as I loved… Read full post »

Hi, my name is Evan Kessler and I'm here to talk to you about a good
idea I recently came up with.  I'd like to talk to you about Punching You In The Neck.  

Now, I think it's important to note that I don't condone violence.  I am not a… Read full post »