If it weren't for all the animals that are suffering, and would suffer much more if the economy gets much worse, I'd be cheering on the current global economic collapse.  I've never had much, and I've wanted less.  My patience and tolerance for people who define themselves by purchases, pos… Read full post »

...so I could spike his lunchtime martinis with thorazine and spend all his money on cosmetics and cat toys.  Also, he would be so much fun to not talk to! 

 I wonder what else could I could blow his $$ on that starts wth "C"?

Why not?&nb… Read full post »

For years I've written and posted online personal ads, mostly situationist pieces of crap in which I pretend to be things like a voracious mole, bigfoot, sexually obsessed with re-enacting The Metamorphosis, & a clinically depressed and insultingly particular dollar-store clerk.

Now I'm scouring… Read full post »

I worked at a "Dollar General" or some such shithole for about a month when I was in college as an undergraduate at PSU.  It was one of those minimum wage jobs with supervisors who could not have been making much more than me, and who must have counted being abusive and unpleasant… Read full post »