Fabflamingo

Fabflamingo
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Central Arkansas,
Birthday
April 29
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artist, teacher, speaker, and junk specialist
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Had a few, worked for too many
Bio
Been around the block a time or two, or three ...oh hell, been there, done that. I just want to tell a few tales before I forget.

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Salon.com
MARCH 17, 2009 5:43PM

We're not "pinched"...maybe a little "pushed"...but...

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Yesterday, Monday, March 16th, the OS guys put out an open call for “pinched.”  How are we all dealing with the economic crap that’s going on?  HMMMMM?

 

I’ve been laid off in the past.  But I’ve been working really hard to establish my own little niche in this world and making a little, here and there.  Just enough to, almost, make ends meet.  Maybe people will buy a few pieces of my garden art this spring? 

 

But we’re not pinched.  Maybe a little pushed…but nothing to write home about.

 

“EW” (darling hubby) has a job he loves, with benefits, so he’s ok.

 

And the lawyer said last week, we will probably be able to pay the mounting, medical bills from EW’s wreck, 2 weeks ago. The case is pending. And the car is sitting in front of our house, un-drive-able. Can't believe I thought dropping that collision insurance was a good way to save money. Thank goodness, I work at home. He can take my car until….


So, we’re not pinched. Maybe a little pushed…but nothing to write home about.

 

I’ve made a tiny bit of progress paying those medical bills from my broken foot, last year. I’m not too far (only 7 or 8 years) from Medicare. Someday, I’ll have insurance again. We couldn’t really afford to put me on EW’s insurance because it would have cost us, an arm and a leg, and I’m not ready to sacrifice limbs just yet.

 

But we’re not pinched. Maybe a little pushed…but nothing to write home about.

 

We got a tad behind, on our house payments, this past winter.  Some creative refinancing got us back on our feet, this spring. WHOA! I better sell some art before next winter….

 

But we’re not pinched. Maybe a little pushed…but nothing to write home about.

 

The roof needs to be fixed but Arkansas’ springs are notorious for storms. Maybe, a hailstorm will “total” our roof. Our insurance premiums have been paid so …..

 

But, we’re not pinched. Maybe a little pushed…but nothing to write home about.

 

We were going to build a studio for me, in our backyard, last year, but saw the writing on the wall. Who am I kidding? We can’t even put a wall up.

 

Vacation? Forget that! Good thing we live in Arkansas.

 

Arkansas is going to have a lottery within the next year and ya just never know…. Our chances are as good as anyone else’s. Aren’t they? (I'm stockpiling 1 dollar bills for those scratch-offs, right now.)

 

But we’re not pinched. Maybe a little pushed… but nothing to write home about.

 

And we’re ok. I read the paper and watch TV and know it could be so much worse. I truly feel for the folks loosing their jobs, their homes, and their savings. We lost almost half of our retirement last year. Can we say 401K? Imagine that?

 

But we’re not pinched. Maybe a little pushed…. but nothing to write home about.

 

EW works for a non-profit, arts establishment that has always been able to raise adequate funding to support itself. For 30-plus years.

 

Today, he came home at lunch and said “Sit down.”

 

“Oh no, now what?”

 

“The entire staff will get a day off, every pay period……… without pay.”

 

“Well, at least no one was laid off.”

 

“…..yet.”

 

So we’re not pinched. Maybe a little pushed…but nothing to write home about.

 

 

 

    

Ah, hell, that hurt!  That’s a serious pay-cut.

 

That pinched  the hell out of me..... right in the side…HARD!!!

 

    

So I write.

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A funny rant a serious subject. ---rated-- (good luck)
Good post! Be careful with those scratch off thingies... they're addicting.
Rated.
Thanks ya mean ole' mister! I am trying to keep some sense of humor! Is the "good luck" toward the lottery?
BG, just what I need .... ANOTHER addiction!
We have a website that tells you how many winners are left/have not been sold yet.. to let you know the odds on the scratch offs. I bought them this December until I realized I was breaking even and there were better things to do. It was such a white trash thing to do... I know.
I feel lucky and buy powerball numbers about three times a year. But I can stop there... really I can.
BG, powerball is my downfall. I thought the scratchie things would not be quite so addicting. OH, and my hubby's name...EW? That stands for "Educated Whitetrash!"
Ouch. Definite ouch. My company instituted week-long furloughs for each of its employees, and that hurt. But the ridiculous part is that in the teeny-tiny office I work in, whenever one of the four of us takes a week off, paid or no, the other three end up with overtime to get the same amount of work done. Cost savings???
Ouch. I've got friends on the mandatory one-day furlough plan, too. Ugh.
AshKW, can ya say ...Stupid? Thanks for stoppin' by....
Verbal, did I get the punch line right this time?
And thanks for teaching me how to be a "ho!" ;-D
Hey good luck. Well written. Would like to see some of you art in another post sometime.
OE, thanks! and would that be art whorin'? I can do that!
Cute! Very! Now write one called "It could be worse." Because it could be. Your dh's nonprofit could have cut some jobs completely. At least it is spreading the pain. I wish a lot more companies would do that.

Good job.

Monte
rated.
Thanks Monti, You are soooo right. It could be so much worse...That's why I still have a sense of humor! I'm gonna read your part 4 in the morning, when my feeble little mind is a tad sharper. Looking forward to it!
Thanks for this funny look at a not so funny circumstance. I'm like you in that I have to find things to laugh about or I feel like I'll go nuts. I'm with Monte: I hope you'll post some of your art so we can see it. I'll be most disappointed if there are no flamingoes though. :)
Another excellent one from you, Fab. Maybe you can whisper in my ear what Arts Org that is . . .I'd like to give them what little I can spare from my own earnings. And where the hell do you sell yard art? Cause I have this naked yard . . .
Lisa, thank you sooooo much for stopping by. Lookin' for the amusement in a "given" situation is ...by far... the best way I have found to NOT sweat the small stuff. Art post is coming as soon as I get up my nerve. I've looked at other artists here on OS and they are incredible. Profound, serious, creations. My art, on the otherhand, is the made, to make ya' smile. hmmmmmm? It might be interesting to read folks' reaction? =-D And of course, it includes flamingoes! And dogs, and pigs, and ducks, and horses, and lots of flowers. to name a few....
Aunt Shelle, thanks for ALL your support. Your kindness means a lot to me. a whisper coming your way.
Mom, got a band-aid? Thanks for reading & commenting!
Two things, one the pinching is going to get a lot worse before it gets better. Two, make sure uou check the odds on those scratch offs. They vary widely up here in IL and sometimes the best chance is not obvious.
Bobbot, I refuse to think about the pinching getting worse. I'm a cup-half-full kinda gal. I'm just striving to find ways to fix it, going best I can, with the flow, and praying Obama is a man of his word!
And as for the lottery....we've never had one so i'm a complete novice at playing anything other than powerball from surrounding state lotteries. I'll have to rely on you and Brenda Gail to "show me the way" of playing the scratchy things.
This is great. Thank god for humor, right? Humor diffuses things, humor helps us make those distinctions between pinched and pushed. We had a huge windstorm once...insurance replaced the whole roof which was quite old. I understand praying for hailstorms. You are very funny and this is the first post of yours I've read. I look forward to reading many more.
Mary, you are too kind to stop by and thanks for the compliments. Yep, prayin' for that hailstorm.....By the way, I've been an admirer of your work for quite a while (can we say lurker?). Now I can say thanks for YOUR words of wit!
I'm with OE - would love to see your art! Who knows; someone might see something they love. Start uploading the pics, girl. I liked the anchor of your repetitive line contrasted with the gradual build of the financial difficulties. Hope the pinches stay relatively minor. Hang in there - thoughts are with you!
Annette, thank you sooo much for the compliments. Appreciated maore than I can express. Y'all are humbling me about my art. Perhaps I'll get up the nerve to show y'all a few pieces. Thanks again. Positive comments mean so much to newbies! Especially this newbie!
a newbie with fumble fingers...... "more" not maore. ::ugh::
As a rule of thumb, I try not to write "it could be worse," because if I do, it always gets worse!!! Ouch for sure, but I'm right there with you! Pinch, pinch, pinch we go...... :0
Screamin' mama, thanks for commenting.....
"good things come to those who wait" Quote from whoever the hell said that.......
Yesterday I got a big public art project!!! And the car wreck? THEY(the other guy) is gonna fix our car!
The pain is subsiding!
This was pitch perfect for articulating how most of us feel right now. We're okay too - but treading water. I always feel guilty for complaining about sort of being stuck in financial Jell-o when you hear so often about people in dire circumstances, but dang, it's frustrating.