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APRIL 30, 2009 12:50PM

2 truths & a lie (OEsheepdog's opencall)

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OESheepdog has challenged us to post 2 truths and a lie. I'm just doin' what the dog told me to do....

 

You pick......

 

            1. I received an award from Bill Clinton.

 

            2. I was "Miss Dallas" in 19..something, something.

 

            3. I’ve appeared on stage, in Las Vegas.

 

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Miss Dallas--I guess you'd give the year if true.
Hells Bells
April 30, 2009 01:01 PM
Nice numbering - does that mean they're all lies, or all truths? If I had to pick one, I'd say the third #1 - but they all seem plausible.
Owl_Says_Who
April 30, 2009 01:02 PM
I swear I numbered them right when I posted. I'll try to correct....
other wise...just pick one, damnit!
Fabflamingo
April 30, 2009 01:06 PM
Number 3. Because you misspelled it intentionally. Otherwise, it would have been true. I must be very twisted to come up with that logic.
cartouche
April 30, 2009 01:10 PM
cartouche- HA! I fooled you...I fixed it..it was a ploy to distract brilliant minds like yours.
Fabflamingo
April 30, 2009 01:20 PM
jk, i'm not gettin a damn thing done, either, but this is pretty funny!
Fabflamingo
April 30, 2009 01:21 PM
oh, and hellsbells, why would I give info that could be easily verified?
Fabflamingo
April 30, 2009 01:23 PM
That must have been the year I judged the Miss Dallas competition. You were the one in pink.
Cap'n Parrotdead
April 30, 2009 01:24 PM
#2--- was going to go with #1 but it's #2
Chuck A. Stetson
April 30, 2009 01:26 PM
Cap, you were the one that kept winkin' at me, weren't cha?

Mr Mustard - are you sure?
Fabflamingo
April 30, 2009 01:30 PM
You're an Arkansas bitch...I mean gal

so # 2
tr ig
April 30, 2009 01:32 PM
oh trig...my precious trig....I'm a texas bitch....i mean girl, transplanted to Arkansas. Still wanna guess #2?
Fabflamingo
April 30, 2009 01:45 PM
Hmmmm....OK , I hope Bill Clinton didn't give you the same "award" that he gave Monica Lewinsky....so #1
tr ig
April 30, 2009 01:49 PM
For the sake of your innocence, I have to go with number one, my dear. No one deserves an award from Bill.
AshKW
April 30, 2009 02:23 PM
Since you seem to hail from the razorback state I'm going with #2.
bobbot
April 30, 2009 02:24 PM
P.S. Fab, not that a stacked beauty such as yourself wouldn't have outclassed the Dallas girls.
bobbot
April 30, 2009 02:25 PM
1. Was it breakfast with Bill? (True)
2. I remember seeing you in the swimsuit competition (True)
3. The whole world is a stage...(False)

Very interesting stuff...
Rated & Cheers!
Texas Bubba
April 30, 2009 02:54 PM
#2 - it was Miss Pine Bluff
Lonnie Lazar
April 30, 2009 03:23 PM
Lonnie, them's fightin' words.
Fabflamingo
April 30, 2009 03:57 PM
I'm guessing 3 - Texas girls are required to enter beauty pageants, aren't they? And of course, living in AR means Bill will run into you and hand you a crumpled napkin and say it's an award, eventually.
Cassiopia1177
April 30, 2009 04:00 PM
#1! Because I want you to have been onstage in Las Vegas
odetteroulette
April 30, 2009 04:04 PM
I'm going to say #3 is the lie since you put a comma in the sentence.
ocularnervosa
April 30, 2009 04:29 PM
Y'all are too damn funny. ALL OF THESE open calls have been funny. Love the 'reasoning" behind the answers....teehee!
Fabflamingo
April 30, 2009 04:48 PM
this one's easy (or is it? i keep saying that then i come back and realize i'm most likely wrong). these are obviously all three true.

no! wait!

yes i mean.

wait!

i mean, yes.

:D
nanatehay
April 30, 2009 05:41 PM
#2 because I also think you would have remembered the date, or maybe it's #3. I don't know why but I'm convinced you did get an award from Bill Clinton.
Ablonde
April 30, 2009 05:42 PM
hmm. I'm going to say #2
Sandra Stephens
April 30, 2009 05:45 PM
I'll have to guess here and say No. 1.

Tell us all about Vegas later....
ConnieMack
April 30, 2009 06:02 PM
teehee...if I was Miss Dallas, I wouldn't reveal year ...too easy to check but if I were to give a year it might be between 1970 and 1980 ish, maybe

Auuuhhhh. Vegas! the memories!

We shall see, won't we....

y'all are all so close yet so far away!
Fabflamingo
April 30, 2009 06:13 PM
Nothing from Bill.
OEsheepdog
April 30, 2009 07:02 PM

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