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My Googlable name is Mike Stanfill. I'm an illustrator, animator, web designer, cartoonist, cranky old geezer and much, much less. If you like my comic, or are easily influenced by people you don't know, then you can find lots more to overstimulate your neocortex at farleftside.com.

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MARCH 4, 2011 9:22AM

Starved for Democracy

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Hunger for Democracy

Forest, Meet Trees

Look! Poor people!Let's make this perfectly clear, Republicans don't like you.

"You" is anyone that doesn't have millions in the bank. End of story.

This means they don't really like the pro-lifers or the gun-hoarders but these otherwise good folks are very convenient because they're naive enough to rush to the polls every time the GOP blows their dog whistles. Unfortunately, the inability of these groups to see past the cover of their Bibles or the second half of the Second Amendment have supplied Conservatives with all the ammunition they need to ruin this country.

Here's the deal in a nutshell... America, as the major consumer of crap in this world, can no longer continue in that role as its manufacturing base has basically collapsed. Real wages have declined over the past 30 post-Reagan years and it's going to get worse. After stripping the U. S. Treasury dry over the last 30 years Republicans are currently in the process of stealing the last major sources of wealth, namely the Social Security trust fund and worker pensions. After that, it'll be the rich sitting in their compounds watching the rest of us fight over what's left. We're Mexico, we're Bahrain, we're a banana republic.

You can't educate your way out of this trap, either. Already most young people leave college with huge financial burdens that limits their options. That's why Conservative's have been systematically underfunding the public schools and trumpeting vouchers because there's big money to be made extorting parents who'll hock the farm to get their kids in the right public schools.

"Congratulations on graduating 3rd grade, son. You owe the bank $100,000."

Capitalism is to blame. People the world over should be working as a unit to conserve our resources, protect our environment see that everyone is healthy and fed, but capitalism says "It's every man for himself". Your house has to be bigger, your car has to be more powerful, your electronic trinkets have to be blingier than the next guy. Your corporation not only has to be more powerful than the next corporation, it has to destroy it regardless of the consequences. But on the occasions that it can't, there's always a financially-satisfying collusion to salve the wounds.

Capitalism kills the blue-fin tuna, the rain forests, the planet.

Socialism, the kind we relied on in the 1950s to build the interstate highway system and eventually land men on the moon, is the better answer but it depends on a nobility of spirit, the ability to share, each according to his need. Unfortunately, nobility is not bred of a society like ours and nobility is not sexy and won't get you laid. Money, which equates to power, gets you laid in America. But when all the money is gone there'll be nothing left but fucking, only you'll be the one getting fucked.

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Oh jeez - I laughed, but it ain't funny McGee!
OMG!!! This should win a Pulitzer Prize!!! Brilliant.
Has to be your best ever dear.
and so true......
Wonderful...but my brain glitched and I read that as "whine" sauce..funny either way. This SO needs to go on the cover!!
I had to get up, raise my fist, and walk off the thrill of reading this.
You're singing to the choir here, but boy, was the music ever beautiful!

I feel constrained to add, however, that Mexico ain't all that bad in comparison. It is my refuge from that which you describe.
Excellent !
♥R
Feast Beast. And the Lady?
Wow! I have a timid hope we can still get out of this, but thank you for the warning. Of course, the woman in our world has always been starved, either literally (as in Africa and China) or figuratively (as in dwindling opportunities, rampant domestic abuse, and the cuts in pre-pregnancy reproductive choices). We need to push back, peacefully but loudly and stubbornly.
This was great.

Capitalism has been deified in America and Socialism has been vilified. Even though Capitalism is based on exploitation and Socialism is based on cooperation and the public good. We lived in a fucked up world. I wish the right wingers were correct when they say "Obama is a Socialist."
Nice. Very nice indeed. / R
Ther must be a way of making it clear, to those people you talk about, that they are voting against their own interests. I would like to see the Dems reach out to the NRA and other organizations with compromising language. It is possible. There are many gun owners who are Democrats. With the right rationale and strong leadership, compromise and thoughtful cooperation is possible.
Shoulda warned us so's I coulda peed first or at least changed into my Depends. This is more than a hoot. It's hi-fucking-larious.
I wish I had found it funny but I just found it so succinctly true I forgot to laugh. But thanks for boiling it down so perfectly; The End is Near.
That joke is simply delicious with all of it's connotations and more...
Succinct, superb, sad ... I heard a bit of a piece on This American Life where two producers tried to interview some young Wall Street criminals (oh, THEY didn't think they were criminals -- but I can't bring myself to call them anything else). They were narcissisic punks who embodied every word you wrote. And listening to them blather on, I felt as despondent as Lady Liberty in your spot-on editorial cartoon. Brilliant. R (I think I R'd twice, but that's okay -- well-deserved).
this rant from a young punk who claims to be an "illustrator" by drawing political cartoons which are not fucken funny and he calls his work not part of capitalism!!!! oh, left this young punk is really a fucken commie-democrap in his heart, hey i got a pair of commie-made-in-vietnam rockport walking shoes to sell to ya dumbasss for your gonna need to get the fuck out of dallas when all the cpu chips are zapped by solar flares and no fucken electrical power for your elevator to that high ivy tower you fucken thunk your living in over the next 656 days until 12-20-2012. lmfao.......
I am a foreigner and maybe I don't understand but I am trying to and would like to and want to - why shd the lady not flick herself? the other option can be let the man take charge and make it punishable by law if he doesn't - that wd take care of unwanted preganancies forever. I dont think men like to spend money on multiple abortions for every woman he sleeps with. so he wd then take care bec either way he wd have to pay. what do you think?

and then we can take this money and invest a little more in edu so college edu is affordable to more people? then more people wd have degrees and jobs and money to pay for the abortion for their GF? no? ok. just asking. don't bite me please.
its a pretty good idea but it doesnt quite work.. lady liberty is, what, comatose? fainting? I think she should be storming out on him or doing something angry in response....
Yes, it's "every man for himself" in a "dog eat dog" world. That's not funny either. There's no punchline.