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FEBRUARY 5, 2010 3:06PM

Comment turned non fiction post Leonard Cohen etc.

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I wrote this as a comment about Leonard Cohen on someone's blog.. but it got too long and it's too belated.

 

When I first came to L.A , I decided that after 25 years I should go to a synogogue. My mother had told me and my sister  that she read in her jewish journal that David Mamet goes to this particular synagogue because this rabbi is so wonderful. Well, eventually, we dragged our secular selfs one Saturday.

 

I soon stood in a modest backyard type lot with Leonard Cohen, Mamet, Lisa Loeb, and  John Favreu.

I must admit I was not that well versed in Leonard's Cohen work at that point.

I'm the type who hates to feel... lesser... so i pretended I didn't know who anyone was. That part of the story gets really good but can't be included here.

 The second time we went there was Mr. Mamet in a squarish beret and he ran out the door and said, " Wea you goin? Stick around."  It turned out that me and sister just went out for a cigarette but Mr. Mamet had noticed our departure and had run out the door. Too cool. Too cool. We stuck around.

One day, I look across the small room outside the temple and I get this sweet gaze and smile from Leonard Cohen. Soon thereafter, he came over and said, " Hi I'm Leonard" I told him that was father's name and we talked about his stint in the Israeli Army.

 We talked at length on a few occassions and he is a sharp minded, funny, and lovely guy. He does have a sort of too young asianish  wife that seems a bit on the scary side but hey... I got nothing bad to say about "Leonard." 

 As for the Synogogue, We soon grew bored of it.  The Rabbi was.... dissillusioning. Religion just wouldn't stick.  We couldn't for the life of us understand how Mamet and Cohen were so taken with this Rabbi.

 Oh yeah, Jennifer Gray was there too and  seemed like a sweetheart but we never spoke as she left early every time. I never  got a chance to tell her that I'd never put her in a corner.

 Favreu seemed like a lonesome grump and it took me 4 times to find out that he was some famous guy. Lisa Loeb brought her own tuna packet to lunch as she loved tuna but feared mercury and this display of so much self regard made me and sister... annoyed.  Me and sister weren't brought up to ever display fear for our health! In short, Lisa Loeb was dead to us.

 

But, before we fled my sister drew this and gave  Leonard Cohen the original. He seemed to like it but who knows maybe he thought he looks different. He either trashed it or it is hanging in his home as we "speak."

lc lauren 

Much more to this story...  A little bit more though the story will eventually lead to a story about cancer and american idol and prayer and miracles and deep dillisionment . In the meantime, I am sure it's shamelesss saturday because I am going to share with you a poem/love letter/dogerell that I wrote to Leonard Cohen but never gave him and never showed another soul till now. It was about him approaching  me etc. It sounds pathetically egotistical and self regarding but since it's shameless Saturday it goes up till it gets deleted and I scurry away to a fetal position etc.

 

Though I've toiled in obsurity,

Completely,

It is you who introduced yourself to me.

Could you tell I was a poet?

How did you know it ?

 

Was it my stare?

A stare that said:

That there was a spot

That we both share,

Over in the corner,

Or leaning on a chair

Anywhere.

Sissiphyian  attempts to makes sonorous

the non-sense and

have it sink through through ink,

 or  keyboard, or lead

needing to Capitalize on all this

 uncapitalized dread.

 

Beauty like the shark

Shows its fin

while its body plows through the dark

 

filthy confusing mass

Weeds winning over the grass.

 

Beauty still,

Everywhere

Do  we want to keep this will,

This recovery from devastation

This creative recreation

to

Write it down in stanza,

Haiku,  verse

ryhmless curse?

 

could you tell I was a poet?

 

I read your work

I know you are

 

I’m glad to meet your eyes

 

 when yours met mine

I hope they saw,

sonnets in disguise.

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This is hilarious. "Hi, I'm Leonard?" I would have plotzed. LC is one of my idols._rated for hilarity and downright fascinating.
Are you talking about the poet-song-writer Leonard Cohen?
Poet laureate Leonard Cohen! The man is great!
R
Thanks, Joan! At the time I wasn't as familiar.

FusunA, Yes that one.

Donna, if I died Leonard Cohen would be bummed out . Cool,huh?

There's a an addendum to this story that I need to write soon.
I just saw that one of the cable channels was showing Rudy recently... What the heck is wrong with Jon Favreau in that film? He looked hideous, I had never before even realized that that was Jon Favreau.

An Favreau is a Jewish surname? That's interesting, IMDB says he's Jewish, Italian and French, that's quite a triumvirate! I'm a European mutt myself!
i wonder if LC tells the story of the day he met fern @ temple...i bet he does.

i would be bummed too... i'm just sayin'
Ok, I'm waiting for the rest of the story! This is great!
Leonard really is/was my fathers name BTW(dreaded acronym pffft)

Brian: More on Mamet soon. I promise. Kind of juicy.

Frank, I just drank some wine and I want to hug you. Pardon.

Sean Fenley: Favreu is definately a jew and I truly had no idea he was famous until it was pointed out by some male yenta name Ira who was hounding my sister. No charisma on that Favreu, in my opinion. I couldn't get over how these "celebs" were spending their saturday morning in this way. I will tell more of the story very soon. I am very intrigued by your blog and plan to travel there soon.

Lorianne: At this point in my OS history you are in my will so don't be so sure you'd be distressed upon hearing of my demise. xxoo.

Deborah Young, I will recollect, and get those brain cells going and tell much more of this story very soon. L.A has given me such friggin stories.
Great story. Is this non-fiction? If it is, add more detail: like time, the name of the temple, what the temple/rabbi looked like, where there other star-gazing worshippers therr? something to flesh it out more. The devil is in the details. R
Great story. Is this non-fiction? If it is, add more detail: like time, the name of the temple, what the temple/rabbi looked like, where there other star-gazing worshippers therr? something to flesh it out more. The devil is in the details. R
I know, I Roboticus/Trudge,

I wrote that very quickly, and plan to try to flesh it out a lot more soon. The Rabbi's name was... Finley. I know, an unusual name for a Rabbi. He had a little strawberry blonde pony tail too. He looked as gentile as it gets, and his words and ideas sure didn't stir us much. I will never understand why Mamet and Cohen were drawn to that West L.A church(yes, it was only a "synogogue" on Saturdays.)
Oh, you're a shameless namedropper, you are! Not that I mind that! Even if I'm above it, don't stop. I'll read! But bringing our own tuna, like it would kill you to eat it for ONE DAY!? Yeah, dead to me too. I'm thinking that I'm throwing but I'm thrown...yer tuna can right back atcha. I hope to hear more!
Too cool! I'm a huge fan of Cohen's, so I'm glad he came off as an OK guy. Lisa Loeb with her tuna fetish though, well, you said it better than I did. Cute glasses or no, she's dead to me now:P
"than I could" that should read, not "than I did." Because obviously, I didn't say anything about her at all 'til I came along and read this post. But yeah, her glasses are cute, regardless of her fear of heavy metal poisoning.
This is so funny and clever, is it fiction or no? Doesn't matter. It could be either and I would enjoy it. Your writing is original and I assume you must be one of a kind too...
I would love to have been there!
This post prompts me to smoke pot and put on a Leonard Cohen ALBUM and possibly lie on the floor.
He's lucky I wasn't there - I would have stalked him. In a good way.
bellwether vance,
Not name dropping, I swear. It is that crazy easy to see two legends(mamet and cohen) and two never to be legends(loeb and favreu) on a saturday here. Wild.
As for no mercury for me Loeb: Me and my sister were besides ourselves with negative opinions. The way she cradled that tuna packet was something to behold.

nanatahay,
She really doesn't deserve your love. You need a woman with some mercury in her blood.

Rita Shibr,
Great too you here. It's non fiction. I was planning to put up fiction but it just didn't happen. Thanks a lot for your sweet comments.

Judy Mandelbaum, I wish you were there too.

Aim: I was just on my lousy porch thinking, "Where did that lovely aim go," and there you are... smoking pot and lying on the floor.

I will write much more about Leonard cohen and this story very soon. thanks all.
More of the story please...and what range you show!!!!
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what a great flash of life
about a brush with a great poet
Thanks JD and Scarlett Sumac. Much appreciated.
I love your poetry. "sonnets in disguise." Lovely. Rated.
"Rabbi *Finley*?" Fernsy, I have written about my bagel and lox upbringing, but even I know that's not a real name for a rabbi.
big fat trauma queen,
fun calling someone that with thier consent. thanks a lot. I can't believe I put that secret document up there.
Joan, I know it is nutty. You should see this Rabbi's Nose. Not all jews have large noses but us jews know that some noses are just.... for example ... brad pitt- a nose that a jew can't have. But, Google Rabbi Finley and you'll see that it all real.
Hey Fernsy this could be like Walt Whitman in the supermarket? No, yeah?
fernsy, I googled the rabbi. You didn't say his first name was "Mordecai." 'Nuff said.
And seriously, he sounds like a very cool guy.
Joany,
I know. I purposely left that out for you discover on your own. Seriously. He's sort of cool, but not as cool as I'd hoped. I guess i don't know what to expect with Rabbis.
Your friend is fortunate to have such a caring and thoughtful friend in you. No amount of imaging will prepare someone for the loss.
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Ooh, I'm intrigued to hear more. I love Leonard Cohen. Well told. Rated.
Nice story. Well, tastes differ. We often cannot understand why everybodylikes this or that person but this happens just because we don't know him or her closely so that we could see what the person is really like.
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