I just don't know the meaning of trillion dollar debt and a debt ceiling. I should . I would if I could.
I don't know the difference between pork barrell politics and other types that sound less .... porky.
I pick my politicians for entirely cosmetic reasons.
In 2012. we have a Grinchy Gingrich. Half serpent/ half swine, not too fine.
There are good arches of the eyebrows and bad ones. There is devilishly handsome and just devilish. There are good wicked grins and apparently there are bad ones:
Then you have a fellow who Capra would cast as Scrooge. Cross that with a mean (now masculine looking) grandma. Nevermind that he talks of liberty movements and respect for the constitution. Some mugs just make you tune out messages:
Then, you have a man blessed by the angel Mormoni and the gods of a full head of hair, not to mention did you know HE WAS A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS MAN.
Him and Michelle Bachman?
Him alone?
Then, you have a case of nerd face with a last name that brings to mind a lavaratory. " Will you excuse me. I need to go to the Santorum."
Can't get a good pic of them, but he has womanly hips too. Nothing wrong with a man with womanly hips, but I don't want that in my president. Couple that geeky lower shelf with this visage...
And, you're not getting me to pick his name in any voters booth.
So, I'll go with


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Give me a break.. a three time womanizer.
HUGGGGGGGGGGG
(For a million reasons, it can't be Newt. As I've said elsewhere, I get so confused by the term, 'Gingrich's staff."
Now, the next time I see Sanitorium on TV, I will be looking at his hips.
Zanelle: His sense of humor is what has really endeared him. He's just really attractive. Off to go look for those pictures. thank you.
Osheepdog: There really isn't. I know. Just wanted to make my Archie Comic "observation."
LindaS: Not just a womanizer but a serial cold dumper of his wives.xxo
Becky: The hell with my silly post -- great to see you around. Why is it that smoking is sexy? I have lots of theories.
ThebigD: Michelle is hot too. True. Calista is awful and the images of her and Newts limbs interwined during intercourses is not one that I welcome. Shallow causes suffering. True again, Ms Blue.
Myriad: I think this is the first time you have come to my blog. Welcome. He is the best choice by far and for all reasons. Just wanted to mock the looks of the republican candidates.
Leeping: You are welcome, pal. Trust me about the hips!
Gingrich in swim trunks--Gah! Now I need to go lie down!
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Romney? You might as well elect Donny Osmond. Gingrich in swim trunks--Gah! Now I need to go lie down!
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It is hard to imagine Gingrich being "appalled" by anything. Yep...Obama is looking pretty good.
mhold: I wish the pool was deeper. Thank you.
CathyGF: Doesn't his name bring to mind a toilet?
MichelleD: That's why I have to go on looks alone :)
Toth: I hope he doesn't fall prey to the down and dirty. But, I agree with you, Toth.
Miguela: So do I actually.
Tink: Put that towel on the ballot and I'll vote for it too!
Patrick: I think he did quit. Wild to see it anyhow. So forbidden nowadays.
Alysa: You and me don't do the politics. Thought you'd get behind this initiative. Was just told about the singing and how sexy he sounded. Will see it today maybe.
Joantwice: Must see that asap. It's his humor at those press whatever things that made me like him more.
DesertRat: Thanks
Algis: Glad to see you and your fine new creation. Not very good opinions, I fear ,but honest ones.
JW: no choice vote
tai: Nothing apalls that old bastards. He reminds me of a lawyer. They are always appalled or dripping with disdain for no godly reason.
Frank: I wish Ron Paul was more appealing. I'm all about liberty and the constitution but just don't trust Paul at all.
ErikaK: Been wanting to get out my measly opinions for some time. Thanks.
Isn't there one of this liberal crowd that has the guts or info to correct the huggable one?
Obama has huge nipples, appealing only to the weaning. It's amazing to think how he could more down and dirty than he's been since puberty.
Thanks and saluti
Gotta agree entirely.
O looks way cool w/ cancer stick.
Cool brainiac kinda guy , alot like myself!
One thing you also gotta consider is the famous
Aging Effect the Presidency has on a Prez.
Alas, O seems a frail grey ghost of his former self these days.
To age Gingrich 4 years would be a semi-obscene undertaking.
Ron Paul...fully obscene. We'd have a friggin gloomy puss
George Burns. Or a Pope Benedict.
It would be perversely pleasurable to see Mitt lose his looks,
but then again he might not. Mormons age differently. Alot
less lines. No existential angst or doubt.
Santorum ?
How old is he, anyway?
Santorum would get carded if he tried to buy a pack of smokes.
I WANT A PREZ WHO SMOKES, i just realized.
Imagine what the Media would make of that.
But what if he was like, a messianic genius charismatic kinda prez,
like, uh, a cross between Lincoln & JFK,
who saved the economy and won the
war against the Evildoers and
brought world peace
and his hot wife
a geneticist
cured
cancer?
And anyway, in this future, you had an organ bank closet
fulla extra lungs anyway?
What then?
Obama is your Man...
RobertoLuigi: I'm not secure that any politician isn't by nature-- stinky. Just read a piece in the New Yorker about Burlesconi. Circuses everywhere. Thanks for your saluti and your comment.
James: Was thinking similar thought of building the perfect president. Yes, a smoking president. Fatalistic. Maybe a little recklessnes wouldn't hurt. We can dream about this messianic character who will stop the madness but it feels like just a dream. Sad, but that's the way it feels. Fine comment! Thank you
Allan Marples: Hmmm. Wrong on all points but I just want to make it clear: I hate porn. Good luck with your bevy of issues.
;) to you to.
Great piece, Fernsy!
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Great idea for a sci fi story.
What if the genes of all the presidents were available,
And instead of a dinosaur theme park a la Jurassic park, we
Had an island of all the presidents, intermingling, clones of course..
How would JFK get along with Reagan or FDR? Would his buddy boy be
Clinton?
Lezlie
You make me hunger for some early`Spring's `Fern-Curls.
I was in Canada one Spring. That are better than Lima Beans.
Lima Bean Honey is as Great as Robber Tree Honey Nectars.
I've tasted the`Vietnam's Rubber Tree Blossom Tree Honey.
Eastern Shore's` Maryland - has a great Lima Bean Honey.
I thought of James M.E.. On vacation Marines sunbathe.
Marine dogs go over to sniff`James M.E's butt`behind.
I read that (tease?) IN THE NEW YORK TIMES` stuck?
Honest
keys stuck
O, schmuck
Love lawyers
Some are nice
Where are they?
hm. this is interesting ...
I thought of James M.E..
On vacation Marines sunbathe.
Marine dogs go over to sniff`James M.E's butt`behind.
I read that (tease?) IN THE NEW YORK TIMES` stuck?
Honest
if twas in the Times, i trust it. James me no go on vacations
for this very reason.met a marine today.
he a man who loves dogs. he is sister's
new beau, from match.com. a gentle
warrior, but yeah, figuratively
a man whose sense of smell
determines his evaluation
of another man.
i wore new hat.
nice lawyers are obviously in public defender's office.
gals who have love of justice. they go up against
meanie judge & bat eyes & acquire leniency.
good girls in public defender's office,
like Julie, who has ambitions to
be a non profit girl someday.
work for legal aid
help geezer
criminals
get record
expunged.
meanwhile, she is sweetness & light
as she argues for drug dealer or guy picked up
for possession.
In contrast to the sweet, loving comments offered by your lemmings. Oh, I forgot, you liberals were never taught the meaning of hypocrisy at any school you may have attended.
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"The unexamined life is not worth living."
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I lost a comment or two just today. Heehaw.
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Words`
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"conservative" use to make commonsense...?
Labels are repressed bile-insults. Why sneer?
Why not try to become a normal human being?
Invest in corncob dry silk. Get a real GED? Huh?
Liver al` a` "rookie-cop"` sit in bathroom stalls.
He poop in stall with the Chief Justice a`giggling.
Liberal/Conservative? Words. Sit and cross toes.
I bet politico sit in a crapper stall in NYC to poops.
DEMS/GOPS all do stink to high heavin's O, mercy!
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too.
the slogan in the 60's was "enough." now it at bottom seems "whatever." despite lip service otherwise.
not personal about you fernsy, just brought up memories of distributing flyers for the Green party and having snotty New Yorkers (the best of the rude pedestrians) tell me my candidate won't win so they won't vote for or give a New York-minute or second of attention to a non-winning candidate. who gives a crap what they actually stand for or they are just too cynical to muster hope and attention to any election. when lemming voters doom us all. forget the principles involved in said race. despite the doomed plight of humanity and the planet.
my 2-1/2 cents. libby
James: I'm seeing a world of sci fi books. You should write them. You have the chops.
Lezlie: I love that picture of him. Yeah, it does seem like a major no brainer.
Art: xxo
WalterBlevins:Ha. A miffed tennis pro . Doesn't Romney look like a cartoon character too? With Gingrich it will have to get ugly.
James: Julie sounds great and ... so so rare. I have met 1 in a zillion odds with lawyers being idealistic. I never saw such a self interested closed off group in my life. From the public defenders office to every other type. I'm sure there are some recognizably human ones but I can't say I met maybe one in my now almost 4 year odyssey.
And, I'm not hard to please.
Art: Let's ignore the sneering man.
Margaretf: You are shallow shallow shallow ;)
Libby: I hear you. I am guilty too. What is with this impotence and apathy? Once you really see it and sense it.... very hard to realize. Love your comment. Wish I could do it justice with an equal response. Please sign me up to any movement you may start.
It's easy to pick the good-looking incumbent with this crowd of clowns....but if a homely wo/man came along with the wisdom and sense to actually get something done to unite us better, s/he'd be my pick immediately...does this person exist? Not so sure....
That pic of Obama is so great because he looks a little dangerous. In reality he's much squarer than than that these days, but his little mini-serenade the other day, when he sang some Al Green at the Apollo...well that warmed the Zen master up quite a bit for me. I actually swooned for a second. Something I haven't done in a while.
BB: Yay. I was hoping someone would like the silly jokes. I still have to see him singing but I heard it was swoon making.
libbyliberal: I don't think I did. But, I'll try later today. Very rushed, sorry. Thanks.
Liberalnotleft: I'm guessing Romney is just too weak a candidate and Newt, in this race, has a chance.
JPhart: yessir or something to that effect when too cryptic for my understanding.
Gordon Osmond: You are insane. Any relation to Marie?
Both Eisenhower and Kennedy were smokers, which probably accounts for their political success. Kennedy looked pretty good puffing on a cigar.
Your photo of Obama has a certain appeal, but I'm afraid that appearances, which accounted almost entirely for his victory in 2008, may not be enough this time. The reality of his presidency may be too much of a handicap.
ArthurLouis: I was all for Hillary in 2008. I agree he was picked on appearances. I guess my real point in this post is that the republican nominees are too clownish for words and that for someone like me, who admittedly, can't keep abreast of much more than my own injustice oddyssey, such clownishness has left me no choice. I consider myself an independent so ...
Except for poor Gordon....Poor Osmond! He must beat the crap out of his dog every morning.
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