Truly would hate to spread a false rumor about a non existent gay Mormon aunt. I Won't bother to go into her yearning ways and how hard it was for her to get excommunicated for a love that won't dare speak its name. Won't describe her fiery Latina lover and their otherwordly coitus.
Won't pretend the fake aunt left Utah for Provincetown and never looked back.
I want to be on the most viewed. I know this isn't a worthy effort so no need to rate or comment. Most viewed will do ;>)


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Comic Genius, as always..
gosh so glad it aint about yer tributatins.
i hope they are coming to a satisfactory conclusion.
haw!
"Won't describe her fiery Latina lover and their otherwordly coitus."
gal was excommunicated? hm.. off to P town. i went there recently
and i gotta say it is the Town of Warm love.
they prance, they dance.
unashemed.
also it is the best place re. dogs. they put out water for puppiedogs.
they allow em in the store.
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lesbians sleekly drift by my eye.
so do rampantly gay men. buff and beautiful...
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i shall keep commenting for yr ratings, worry not.
xo jimdandy.
UNASHAMED.
TRIBULATIONS.
ChristineG: I don't but thank you. I still am not most viewed! stomps foot.
Jl: Oh, did Tink steal my thunder? By tommorow we'll see if lesbian aunt does the trick.
Ian: You are being a fabulist. Ray Davies became arch enemies with Lola and cancelled at the last minute. All too temptestous to chronicle at this time.
JettNoire: You don't look like an ex catholic lesbian in your avatar. Hmmm or maybe you do. Thanks for rating. I said I didn't care but I like them rates. Didn't know they were saying that. Interesting. Only great to see your strange head pop up.
Nilesite: It's all about the retweet. Please, try.
Kim: Gotta to agree with you. Can you tweet this in Australia? Good to see you. Was thinking about you today. I hope you don't leave our sinking dinghy.
Jett: I'm an undercover Jewish ex lesbian so we'd have a lot in common.
Consider it tweeted, budgerigar-style. Or didjeridoo. I'll get back on that.
I don't know how he does it, but he's always on the money.
Hello DEAR
My name is Lizzy I saw your profile today and become interested in you. Please reply to me at(lizzyguk@hotmail.com) For me to send you my picture
Thank you. Miss Lizzy
lizzyguk@hotmail.com
Oooh Ms. Guk ! Rhymes with ... luk.
And, now zibing zibing is sending me relevant articles about replica ray bans! I will never go anywhere else. Not to mention that my links were hijacked by Amazon.
I bet she knows how to breathe through her nose & out her mouth at the same time ~ don't need no didgeridoo neither, no wom sane.
here is my rate:
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