Truly would hate to spread a false rumor about a non existent gay Mormon aunt. I Won't bother to go into her yearning ways and how hard it was for her to get excommunicated for a love that won't dare speak its name. Won't describe her fiery Latina lover and their otherwordly coitus.
Won't pretend the fake aunt left Utah for Provincetown and never looked back.
I want to be on the most viewed. I know this isn't a worthy effort so no need to rate or comment. Most viewed will do ;>)