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SEPTEMBER 27, 2012 2:19PM

The 25 things I learned from Mitt Romney's lesbian aunt

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Truly would hate to spread a false rumor about a non existent  gay Mormon aunt.  I Won't bother to go into her yearning ways and how hard it was for her to get excommunicated for a love that won't dare speak its name.  Won't describe her fiery Latina lover and their otherwordly coitus.

Won't pretend the fake aunt  left Utah for Provincetown and never looked back.

  I want to be on the most viewed. I know this isn't a worthy effort so no need to rate or comment. Most viewed will do ;>)

 

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good grand short stuff from the tongue of a harrassed
Comic Genius, as always..

gosh so glad it aint about yer tributatins.
i hope they are coming to a satisfactory conclusion.


haw!

"Won't describe her fiery Latina lover and their otherwordly coitus."


gal was excommunicated? hm.. off to P town. i went there recently
and i gotta say it is the Town of Warm love.
they prance, they dance.

unashemed.

also it is the best place re. dogs. they put out water for puppiedogs.

they allow em in the store.
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lesbians sleekly drift by my eye.
so do rampantly gay men. buff and beautiful...

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i shall keep commenting for yr ratings, worry not.

xo jimdandy.
hi. lots of typos, sorry.

UNASHAMED.
TRIBULATIONS.
I told Tink he needed to put "book" in the title, but "Mitt Romney's lesbian aunt" may do the trick.
Don't forget to hint in your tags that she credits a secret remedy involving almonds, lemon juice and Jesus for her miraculous recovery from cancer and that the Latina lover had escaped from Cuba after failing in an attempt to put Castro to sleep permanently and then had an affair with one of Bobby Kennedy's sons and worked briefly as a stripper in Manhattan, and, oh yes, started a used bookstore in Chicago...and a few other things that really bored people use Google search to hunt for.
Jamesdandy: Warm love and tribulations is the title of my book! Thank you. Prance is a wonderful word and a wonderful verb. Thanks for rating and commenting despite the unworthiness of the post. Typos are always forgiven here.
ChristineG: I don't but thank you. I still am not most viewed! stomps foot.
Jl: Oh, did Tink steal my thunder? By tommorow we'll see if lesbian aunt does the trick.
bless her and you for sharing this r.
Chicken Maan: Missed your comment. Almonds, lemon juice and Jesus is now the title of the book! LOL on the comment. Let's colloborate ASAP. The latina lover's misadventures in Nicaragua are steamier than hell.
Her wedding to Lola was the social event of the season in Provincetown. Ray Davies did the musical honors.
not that there's anything wrong with that
Jonathan: And bless you too. For real.
Ian: You are being a fabulist. Ray Davies became arch enemies with Lola and cancelled at the last minute. All too temptestous to chronicle at this time.
Dang, and I was so hoping. Grinning like the ex-Catholic lesbian I've always been. I'm gonna rate it anway, because I can. You know what they say: Any woman CAN be a LesbiAN.
Scanner: No judgement here.
JettNoire: You don't look like an ex catholic lesbian in your avatar. Hmmm or maybe you do. Thanks for rating. I said I didn't care but I like them rates. Didn't know they were saying that. Interesting. Only great to see your strange head pop up.
Oh boy! This is just too good, fernsy. RRRRR
I'll tweet this for you - it could really push the views way over the top if my 14 followers retweet you.
One of the most moving pieces I've read on OS.
That's cuz I'm an UNDERCOVER ex-Catholic lesbian.
Thoth: Four RRRR's . Oh my.
Nilesite: It's all about the retweet. Please, try.
Kim: Gotta to agree with you. Can you tweet this in Australia? Good to see you. Was thinking about you today. I hope you don't leave our sinking dinghy.
Jett: I'm an undercover Jewish ex lesbian so we'd have a lot in common.
Ima here, even if I don't show up for court appearances because I broke parole, Ima here.
Consider it tweeted, budgerigar-style. Or didjeridoo. I'll get back on that.
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Turns out it's didgridoo, and you need to be able to breathe through your nose and out through your mouth at the same time, so screw that.
Also what zibing zibing said.
I don't know how he does it, but he's always on the money.
Kim: Yes, didrigedoo will do. Not most viewed YET but sexy spammers are showing up. Just got this in my inbox:
Hello DEAR
My name is Lizzy I saw your profile today and become interested in you. Please reply to me at(lizzyguk@hotmail.com) For me to send you my picture
Thank you. Miss Lizzy
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Oooh Ms. Guk ! Rhymes with ... luk.
And, now zibing zibing is sending me relevant articles about replica ray bans! I will never go anywhere else. Not to mention that my links were hijacked by Amazon.
Rated for the audacity of dope -ing me into reading this post. R
Lizzy got your inbox alright.
I bet she knows how to breathe through her nose & out her mouth at the same time ~ don't need no didgeridoo neither, no wom sane.
Fernsy,just for the fun of it and the rating /spamming,
here is my rate:

RRRRRRRRRRRRR
I will deny saying "if it walks like a duck", but I will admit to saying Mitt sure does walk funny. Not that there's anything wrong with a guy walking like a sissy.
Lizzy goes both ways -- she was in my inbox, too, and I don't even have a box of that other kind.
Rated for the headline alone, if Jacob doesn't pick this post he's not getting the joke... pa da dum sizzle chinggggg. ;-)
Oh, Fernsy. You tease.
I'll rate anything with "coitus" in the tags.