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JANUARY 3, 2014 9:40AM

The Kroll Show co-starring Tig Notaro and Nick Kroll

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Kroll seems to have no problem advertising themselves as the leading company for a myriad of mega sounding  responsibilities - global risk management, litigation support, corporate investigations, compliance,due diligence, asset recovery-- global and national.  They are either preeminent, premier, number 1, or the leading leader of too many specialties to name.,_Inc


Plenty of wikipedia info (disinfo?) too, but you'd have to have a little special knowledge to understand the true nature of their business(s).


If one has reason to dig deeper, they’ll soon see that Kroll, recently, seeks to be top dog  in credit ratings, and bond ratings.


They have only just entered the bond and credit feild and so not No. 1 yet.

Not yet as top of the heap as they claim to be in litigation support, internet security products, employment readiness, forensic accounting, advisory solutions, threat management, advisory solutions, government security clearance, global cyber security,  national cyber security, corporate intelligence, background checks.


They also supply ammo and other toys to law enforcement under thier Kroll O'Gara and Kroll International  guises.  O'Gara has been responsible for protecting every President. For while now Jules Kroll has been the chairman of Kroll' Ogara and Obama counts on him for his security.

And, those claims-- of being trusted,premier, leading... rarely- if ever- have been held up to scrutiny. When scrutiny shows up, it soon disseapears, and a few name changes take care of any lingering bad P.R.


Kroll employs a vast array of PR whizzes and even tons of journalists so a few planted press stories to accompany silenced news stories, and their many businesses get to stay in business and deep under the radar.

Jack of all Trades or masters of way too much?

If that doesn’t sound like too many responsibilities, they have even expanded into forensics. They have forensic accounting services, and forensic lab services for drug and urine testing. Such results that might emerge from their Virginia and Louisiana drug testing labs have been relied upon by law enforcement, for years now. In 2010, after they recieved bad press when Kroll Labaratory Specialists was sued by an Eric Landon, they simply changed their name to Alere Toxicolgy, and none seemed to be the wiser. 


Men and woman have been vindicated or imprisoned based on their lab results. They have a fat contract with California.

They have expanded such services all over America, and in their Alere Guise have expanced to all corners of the globe.

 Recently, a man named Eric Landon sued them for negligence .

He was a few short weeks from his five year long probation(for forgery) being up, and right before it was up they came, and took a random sample, and he tested positive. He has been so wary of the systems in place, that he’d already gotten a result from another lab, and it was negative, but the court would not give that lab any credence for a long time to come. He was arraigned the day before his probation was set to expire. It is highly probable that Mr. Landon is that rare defendant who has the strength to question such results, and then the ability to fight this display of either blatant corruption or reckless disregard for facts or truth.

From what I’ve gathered, it is no longer in dispute that he should have tested negative. He is now representing himself in a suit in a NY court. Very few, if any lawyers, like to face sinister forces such as Kroll. Kroll's employee rosters consists of so many ex prosecutors, law enforcement of all stripes, and even judges-- who wants to mess with that?


Landon is suing the Louisiana Kroll lab. You can read more here:


 Forensic negligence issues( that destroy lives) aside, Kroll has been called up on to investigate big business and big government  for over four decades now. It takes only a cursory google search to reveal that American Governments, International goverments, or big big business have used  them often to investigate corruption and matters of controversy. Cases that require the most trustworthy investigations have landed on their laps for four decades straight, even as serious scandals threatened to unmask them  in the Cayman Islands, Brazil, South Africa, and the United States. Even the specter of being implicated in three massive Ponzi Schemes( Allen Standford, Scott Rothstein, David Tannenbaum,) faced them, they were awarded contract after contract with Governements across the globe.

Their reports are legendary for those in the know. These reports have been regarded as gospel in many big cases. Cases as big as Enron and Chevron and Iraq . Kroll was awarded the most impressive of  contracts with the TSA and Homeland Security as accusations against them flew in courtrooms throughout the world.

Their branching out into forensic testing strikes me as unbearably ominous, but that could be bias talking since I recently digested that Jules Kroll’s son, Nick Kroll ,was the instigator of a five year odyssey of injustice, in my case.

And, yet so many have never heard of the Krolls.

I didn’t until two months ago, or at least I had no idea that the name “Kroll” in so many reports and mystifying statements, in my case, meant the world.


Here is a nice concise way for you to see what happened to me and my family. But, here there really was some sort of love triangle. In my case they had to invent one-- to make it give any sense to the senselessnes. Otherwise, the story is step for step what happened to us.

(Nick Kroll was the name Tig Notaro chose as a key witness to events that never occurred, and one that she made her business for judges to see. All that happened hinged in his desire to impress her and get a show at Largo, and an easy entree into the "comedy world." At the same exact time, she would give him a show at Larog.  His name was the one who got her the corrupted LAPD's Threat Management Unit,   to protect her interests and assets -which were now interwined with  Nick Kroll's  interests. He recently told a Washington Post writer that Tig Notaro was his "oldest and best comedy friend" and he would do anything for her. 

Then, when I chose to never plea when innocent, Nick Kroll, submitted the most vicious and false witness statement to the prosecution. That statement sought to win a conviction when no charges would ever have been brought absent Nick Kroll's favors.  Though we never saw him, and It is highly doubful that he was even there, he was willing to swear to a host of crimes that LAPD officers, Jaqueline Montalvo and Janell Badar,  failed to note. Well, Jaqueline Montalvo was dead by then so he figured he'd come in and turn the tides for this Tig thing. 

For years we just assumed he was some wannabe comedian like Scott Boxenbaum and Kevin Seccia, looking for easy gigs. Now, I've learned that the reason why a Scott Boxenbaum and a Harris Wittels were all over comedy message boards, urging anyone who would listen that I was a stalker who stalked "tons of female comedians all over the country," and had to be "shunned and banned" on sight was due to direct orders from Nick Kroll. Nick's mom, Lynn, is great pals with Kharlene Boxenbaum and so it went. Now I know why the public defender, Anan Desai, said to me on the first day, " What is going on in the comedy world. This case is a joke.")


Perhaps, the lack of name recognition in the 99% is due to the humbleness that this Huffington Post writer saw in heir to the throne, and well-reviewed actor,and comedian- Nick Kroll.

You can read more here and all over gawker, jezebel, the New York times.Pages and pages of fawning praise for Nick Kroll's contributions to comedy. New York Magazine's "Vulture" column would cover his belches, if they could. Same with Huffington Post and too many others to name.

Kroll employs big time journalists too. Google "Kroll Journalists," to get a sample.  So many investigative journalists now call Kroll- home. There are Pulitzer prize winning journalists who openly declare their new jobs with Kroll.

 Here’s one that wouldn’t bite. I urge you to give it a read. It doesn't cover the half of it , but it does express what has become of so much of our press:


This  1998 article in Business week gives the novice Kroll researcher a nice sense of how vast is their influence

In the late 1970s, he helped create a new market for corporate investigations. A onetime Manhattan assistant district attorney, he realized that corporations would pay big for an investigative firm that could dig out employee fraud and other malfeasance.He recruited a savvy coterie of former CIA spies, FBI agents, and prosecutors by paying them as much as twice their public-sector salaries


Kroll has been the last word on matters as various and sundry as the JFK assassination .


(In short, when NBC and Dick Clark were gung ho about a second assassin story, Kroll’s report made that seem uncredible and that was scrapped.)

Whatever the case the man, Gerald Posner, who is credited with writing the definitive book on the assassination, “Case Closed.” Appears to like Nick Kroll’s comic stylings

                This is the "Too Much Tuna" prank sketch... - Jeffrey Gurian's ...‎


This is the "Too Much Tuna" prank sketch from Kroll Show last night on COMEDY CENTRAL, with me, Nick Kroll, ... John John Hall and Gerald Posner like this.


Here is but a short list of historical events that have involved Jules Kroll and his slew of savvy ex CIA, FBI, NSA, LAPD, NYPD, et al ad infinitum.

1-      1-In 1968, Kroll worked on Robert F Kennedy’s presidential campaign( Source: Business week

2-       2-Vet the NBC Story that disputes the Oswald lone shooter theory- source: (Note: Kroll’s supposed findings made James Files seem uncredible and the two hour documentary was scrapped by NBC)

3-      3-Find hidden assets of Marcos, Hussein, Papa Doc: source:

4-     4- Find the Diana Tapes on behalf of the Palace-sources:, and



5-     5- Write a report commissioned by the City of San Diego that aimed to root out the corruption that many appeared to believe existed.‎,




sur6-Write the Kenya Kroll Report:, (Note: Many say the report is dubious. These reports are really cover ups.)

7-     7- Work on behalf of now convicted Ponzi Schemer, Allen Stanford -to find out who was writing negative articles about him and to discredit them once found. Sources:,, ( note: In an e-mail sent from Kroll to Standford spoke of how this operative, and Andrew Cash “ Would talk to the judge.”)

8-Be blamed again for aiding Ponzi Schemer Scott Rothstien ·  How Hedge Funds Got Hooked in Scott Rothstein's Ponzi Scheme ...

by Bill Alpert - in 29 Google+ circles

Feb 25, 2012 - Ponzi schemer Scott Rothstein lured supposedly smart money out of ... Kroll and an onsite inspector at Rothstein's Fort Lauderdale law firm, ...

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Platinum Partners Value Arbitrage Fund LP v Kroll Assoc., Inc. - Justia

Sep 30, 2011 - Platinum now seeks to hold Kroll liable for its losses on the basis that Kroll ... and paid out over time -- from a Florida attorney, Scott Rothstein.

8-    9-  Work for another massive Ponzi scheme as an enabler


9-      10- Interview whistleblower Richard Chang. Source:

 (Note: Allegations made by Chang’s family that Chang was not depressed and was a family man and it made to them no sense that during or right after the Kroll operatives left, he’d jump to his death. Chang was not involved with the corruption but rather had reported it.)


1111-In 2008, Be the investigators when a breach occurred, and it was learned that Passport information for Presidential Nominee, Barack Obama, had occurred(and on a lesser scale- Passport info for Mcain and Hillary Clinton . source:,  

11-   12-Supervised entirely the “Consent Decree” placed upon the LAPD, after the Rodney King and Rampart Scandals had required the oversight of an impartial sort of uh… party. Bill Bratton is a Chairman of Kroll, and the LAPD’s Threat Management Unit is often approached by Kroll for their threat management expertise. Former Threat Management Head, Gregory Boles, has a senior position with Kroll now. Bill Bratton the man who signed off the internal affairs "investigations" i requested is Kroll's chairman

1213-Hire ex FBI agent, John Oneill to oversee security at the Building 7 of the World Trade center. He was hired by Kroll the day before or just took the job the day before. A movie “ Who shot John O’Neill,” seems to find Kroll complicit in severe shenanigans.

13-14- Be responsible for security of The World Trade Center before, and during the 9/11 attacks.,Inc.shtml,

1415- Hired for their “data recovery” expertise to find out whatever wasn’t destroyed and was left on any hard drives to be found after 9/11,

1515- Do due diligence for investors with Ponzi Schemer Scott Rothstien. They have since been sued for negligence though the judge threw that out because they get away with EVERYTHING. Source:

1616-   When the City Of New York College needed to do an investigation into some serious allegations made by activist, Kroll vindicated those accused-

1717-  Hired by Chevron for their “litigation support” services. Which in turn led to this article about an attempt to bribe a journalist by a Kroll operative named Cash:, and

118- When a drug maker wanted to be sure nothing was preventing his fortunes from being reaped, he hired Kroll to investigate an FDA official and her family.

119-Hired to decimate Ian Puddick when he began blogging negative things about one of their own.

2021- Be commissioned for 100k by the Connecticut school district to be in charge of security post Sandy Hook. ( these links struck me as particularly interesting-  

222- Here Kroll found fraud but why the hell would they be seen as credible!?

22-   Why does only Brazil have the balls?

23-23- And something to do with Enron that I can’t quite grasp.

2424-  And they make money selling ammo too!

Oh yeah, I forgot, some wonder who vetted Edward Snowden and the Navy Yard Shooter. It was Kroll under the Altegrity cover

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Forty decades is four hundred years.
four decades, then- snitty nitpicker.
Christ, even the name of this ...empire...sounds evil.
They say they are "the trusted partner for assuring control ".
Quite fitting.
Wow, you've been busy, my friend, I've never heard of Jules Kroll either, but clearly we ought to know. I guess no surprise there is such a business, or consultant, or corporation, or whatever Kroll's business entity is...such corruption, spread across the globe, seeping into everywhere.
So sorry your life got entangled in such goings on.

"Krollella De Vil" keeps popping in my mind...sorry if you're in no humor. Don't blame you.
They've been in business in one way or another since the 1960's, maybe even further back than that... crazy web of interconnections. R&R ;-o
Screwing up piss tests is the ultimate mistake for people on probation, not just for drugs, for anything. You cannot even drink a beer on probation. (supposedly) If I would have checked all those links, I would have been here four hundred years Jan, hah~
janwhatever: fixed the typo.
James: thanks this is why I havent' been a big os participant. these are some important notes from the rabbit hole. gave me permanent palpitations learning this stuff. They have a video game " The power of Kroll" they think it's funny to destroy lives. I seriously am not one bit prone to conspiracy theories.Until I was 44 I didn't even give them a glance. whoa!
JT: humor is always welcome. Krollella De Villians indeed. OMG. Guess who's investigating the Lance Armstrong doping thing? Kroll. and guess who wrote glowing compliments to each other in mother jones and texas monthly? of course no one could guess. stay posted for that story. Mind Blowing to the extreme and so few give a damn. Well, that won't stop me. good to see you as always.
Jmac: I think the heart of darkness started in 1968. Possibly when Jules "rooted out corruption " in his fathers printing business. they frame so many people. the level of evil is astounding and will be pox on the jews for centuries to come I fear. There is so much more, jmac. It's beyond incredible.
Scanner: Thank god I was never on probation but if Kroll was doing the testing I'd be buried alive. They have no reason or right to be doing this. no good reason. All of what I found is beyond scary and significant. But, the forensic testing is by far the most impossible to stand. They have it wrapped up in such ways that it defies belief. This corrupt forensic testing feeds the private prison business too and the arrest and conviction records of dirty cops and prosecutors. The diabolical level is off the charts. hope you are well. been out of touch for obvious reasons(if you do take time to check out some of those links) I didn't find jan sand's comment amusing at all. lots of work and palpitations and he finds a typo. mean jerk.
Sounds like a classic resume of an intelligence contractor.

Their varied talents suggest they work for more than one.

I would tend to put the CIA, Homeland Security, NSA, and military intelligence at the top of the list.
What a creepy bunch. Sounds like you are probing into potentially very serious (despite the comedy connection) and dangerous people. Please be careful. R
Had to rate. No comment yet.

Ho~ho~ho. Luv ya miss. Keep skewering them. Sooner or later they'll be roasting where they belong.

Just went back to check here:

~ Santo Cielos Alisa, don't give up, you guys are so so so good! As an aside, loved "GnuYak Street" and the various portraits "Jim & Pam in Paris" etc. etc.

Wishing you and Lauren (& Mum...) strength, wisdom, and resolve for the new year and beyond. No more american sacred cows or untouchables in 2014!

Saludos ~
Big Brother is watching us....
gives me the heebie-jeebies just thinking of it.

PLEASE tell us you've saved this entire post with all its links over at OurS?
If not, then please do so immediately. You've gone to the trouble of making a serious post regarding a big network of vigilant yet obviously untrustworthy sorts. It needs to be kept safe, sheltered for when OS finally will crater.
wow just posting that knocked me out. fell into some slumber and can't remember even falling asleep.
Dr Stuart: You'd know better than I. Sounds like a keen assessment, Dr. What amazes me is how ignorant I was, and here I am connecting these dots in ways that bespeak some weird synchronicity. I'd laugh and say " no not diana and not jfk and walla there's the kroll." I am ashamed to admit that I had no curiosity about so many things before. How this came about feels really strange. 5 years of such mystery, in such a painful way, and suddenly to see how insane and hopeless was the fight. The fact that I am free to write this really is some sort of miracle. At least, that's how it looks to anyone viewing my case. But, i got free for now. And, they left me with so little to lose...They have "operatives" and offices all over the world, so even going to Israel(which was a plan for a while) would leave me no safer. Possibly much less safe. This all sounds so movie-like, so unreal-I know.
Gerald: It's gotten to the point where the best I can do is have witnesses. Gotta think post-mortem nowadays. I know how dangerous and serious. I spent 31 days in jail with no bail and no charges and no reason... and then had two doctors brought it to have me "forcibly medicated" and this all was due to Kroll. No doubt about it. From start to finish. tig notaro and Nick are partners in crime on her cancer story too and that story is nearly cooked. it was all a well orchestrated scam that requires a very measured and well resourced approach but I think it will make for a very interesting read. So, yeah, I know this is almost cliche dangerous and ending up like LAPD officer Jaqueline Montalvo(my witness who signed up 3 days before her hastings like death) is more likely than not, but the spirit would suffer too much if I kept this all to myself. Thanks Gerald for your always menshlike presence. Sorry I have not been able to read and comment on your terrific pieces. Can't keep interest in most things.
Inverted: God bless, buddy. I give up every late afternoon, but then every morning that changes... I feel as if I have to break the back of the lies, at least, before I can live again. But the back is so huge and so strong and it is too david and Goliath to even consider, half the time. Strange times. Made better by people like you. The fact that the Krolls are jewish kills me. The fact that this was really all due to yeshivah boy Nick Kroll. ... sickening to the core. the art will happen soon, I hope.

Poor woman: Thank you for the comments. I, of course, get a lot from feedback. Heebie Jeebies for two months straight now. Jeebies for 5 years no. It's comical how sinister this bunch. Saved it and shared it with my 400 plus facebook "friends"- tons of anonymous and occupy peeps. It's safe and I don't think it is possible to erase it from the internet, now. OS is my spiritual blog home so I just pasted it here.
Why is everyone in the media referring to pot as weed? Pot sounded less hip and more fitting for these lame media types.