I really didn't expect this on OS.  My heart is  twitterpattering with joy.

 hello my love


My name is hellen,i saw your profile today and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and if you dont mind i will like you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.Here is my email address((hellenwillams@ymail.com) believe we can move from here!I am waiting for your mail to my email address above..(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter even our age difrent because i have something very IMPORTANT to tell you,but love matters alot in life) please contact me with this e-mail address

..................(hellenwillams@ymail.com)

Hellen seems a smidge illiterate, but probably a very nice spammer-ho.  While I believe her intentions are on the dark side, I am drawn to her use of the British English spelling of color (the "u" makes me hot, Paris Hilton level hot).  Couple that with an all caps "IMPORTANT" and I'm sold.

Who do I make my check out to? I could only hope that Hellen acutally is a man masquarading as a woman to bilk money out of lonely OS bloggers so that I will not have to question my sexual preference, as that is just entirely too difficult to manage for the Thanksgiving holiday.  Besides, I have to go home and hang out with the hillbilly side of the family and I just don't think I could the incessant slurs that will come out of my brother's mouth.

He's quite creative when he is motivated.

Seriously - I thought this type of spam crapola wouldn't go on in OS? It's only been one day people. Can we at least leave the spamming of love missives and Nigerian inheritance scams to after a week?

 **EDIT**

 Oooooooo so does Linda.  Joy.

Hello Dear
linda is my name i see you online at this site (open.salon.com) and i be come intrreste in your lovely profile ,i think we can know each other together,and build a relationship therefore i would like you to contact me back throug my email address (lindaoneu@yahoo.de) i will tell you more about myself and i will also send you my photo as will. please remember that Love is the most important in life. so please contact me back. throug my email thank and god bless you, Hopping to hear from you soonest,
yours lovely
lindaoneu@yahoo.de