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Doctor Work
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Remulac, Twilo
Birthday
December 31
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Walnut Broker and Work Expert
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You
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On my planet. Everyone works.

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MAY 24, 2011 12:31PM

Creating 1001 New Jobs

 

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The story of how Mayor Rahm Emanuel, and GE Capital CEO Jeff Immelt recently created 1,000 new jobs in Chicago has already been reported. What’s new here is a story of the 1,001st new job.

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APRIL 26, 2011 11:52AM

How NOT to Write A Resume


 
Reaching down into the grey, soapy bathwater slime, grabbing the man with no legs under his arms, pulling him out to sit on the side of the bathtub, and handing him a towel, leaves an impression. Teaches you something that would never in a million years wind up
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MARCH 31, 2011 12:49PM

The Unemployed Are HAPPIER????


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You have a job. And you’re miserable. You have 3 or 4 or 100 unemployed friends. And they seem happier than you. How can that be?

 

Data released by The Gallup Organization yesterday offers an explanation. And proof you are not alone in what

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MARCH 30, 2011 3:10PM

You're TOO OLD To Work Here!


 

 

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How is AGEISM just like its creepy cousins racism and sexism?

And what can you do about it when you’re looking for work?  

 

I had just finished 3 of the 5 interviews for the job at Wally

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MARCH 23, 2011 4:22PM

Mom & Dad? I’m Unemployed

Doesn’t matter if your parents are 40 or 80. When they looked for work, none of these points were even true. But they are true now.

 

 

Experience Hurts: Especially if you are over 50.

 

The “Bad” Jobs are Taken: Jobs you thought aboutRead full post »

MARCH 3, 2011 5:16PM

Rahm's Job Creation Checklist

The new Mayor Elect of Chicago was sitting by himself, wearing a baseball cap, a huge stack of folders next to him on the table in the late afternoon of the first warm day of spring. The place was Glens. A neighborhood joint. Great food. It was empty. Right before theRead full post »

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FEBRUARY 25, 2011 2:00PM

Standing in the Job Search Line


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 You are standing in a really long line. Shuffling slowly towards the JOB at the front. The line stretches around 3 city blocks, winds its way out to the edge of town, travels past empty houses, deserted farms and barren fields, stretches on out to theRead full post »

FEBRUARY 15, 2011 10:25AM

What NOT To Say to an Unemployed Person

Have you thought about school? They have. Pretty much every day. But federal investigations of for-profit schools centering on misleading advertising and unethical recruiting tactics put a damper on that. Recent studies disputing the age old wisdom that “more education = better job”Read full post »

DECEMBER 15, 2010 11:56AM

Do You Have Job GUILT?


 

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Feeling guilty because you have a job and so many people don't? What if you hate your job? That bring up any guilt?

You CAN’T hate your job. You’re grateful for your job.  Right?

 

You’d be screwed up one side

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NOVEMBER 19, 2010 10:59AM

The UNSPOKEN Things Employers Want


Every path to work is different. So use the tool below as a starting point to think differently about finding work. A tool to tell your story. Not as a magic wand to sprinkle fairy dust on the fluffy cloud where they keep all the jobs.

 Why is

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NOVEMBER 17, 2010 4:04PM

10 Reasons Employers Don't Call You Back

You've sent a resume or filled out an application. Then NOTHING!

Why? 

 They don’t know you. If you’ve got 10 calls to make and you don’t know 5 people. who would you call first? Solution? Find someone they do know as a way to connect to them. This is where “LinkedRead full post »

NOVEMBER 10, 2010 6:52PM

10 Biggest Unemployment Lies

 

  1. It’s Easy: Nope. It’s a 24-hour job. You’re never off work.
  2. You can always get SOME kind of job. Minimum wage jobs are now the first filled. And if you have no history with minimum wage jobs, your chances of getting one now are slim.
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NOVEMBER 10, 2010 5:27PM

OPRAH Helps her get work? Really?

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Terri had worked Customer Service jobs ever since she came back to Gulfport to help her Mom after Katrina hit. She had made sure her Mom was back on her feet. Then the recession. And they got through that because the casinos were still strong. But then came theRead full post »

NOVEMBER 5, 2010 10:23AM

Strange New Ways of Finding Work--- #1

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 Your Lasting Contribution.  Barry and Jake Get Married.

Somewhere. Somehow. You made something that lasts. And you did it in the face of adversity.

 

The trick is to remember it, put the story into words, and then use it to help you find work.Read full post »

OCTOBER 29, 2010 12:08PM

Dumb Down Your Resume! 10 Quick Tips

 

What the "experts" won't tell you: 
  1. The Resume’s Purpose: It’s not to get you a job. It’s to get you a conversation. So prompt interest. Just prompt interest.
  2. The Absurdity Factor: Accept the fact that the resume, as a tool to determine fit for a job,
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OCTOBER 26, 2010 10:49AM

The Diamond that Finds You Work

 What Is The Diamond? 

 

It's a DIAMOND you already have. The challenge is to find the words to describe it. Your DIAMOND is what connects you to the job.

 

Your DIAMOND is the short phrase that sings: this is what makes me different from theRead full post »

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OCTOBER 24, 2010 11:43PM

Give Up on Finding Work?

 

In the desolate 2:00 am blackened bedroom all the stories you tell yourself to bring sleep, shattered like a broken mirror in a million razor blade shards of all the things that could go wrong.  Eyes wide corpse like stiff. You don’t even toss and turn. You can only hear the/Read full post »

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OCTOBER 20, 2010 10:10PM

Like Leaving Money on the Table

When you tell somebody else your work history; do you leave out what's most important? 

 

Not just in a job interview.  Anywhere. Even in the in even the briefest of conversations. By omitting the really important parts of the your story, could you be –in effect—leaving mRead full post »

OCTOBER 20, 2010 12:10PM

No One Answers My Resume? Here's Why

Dr. Work went undercover to grab the story straight from Brandi Wine. Brandi is a 23-year-old Bradley College graduate who proudly works as an HR Recruiter for The LaPalle Network, a contingency based search firm that happens to be located in Chicago, but might as well be in your town too.Read full post »

OCTOBER 17, 2010 6:56PM

Top Ten Human Resource Department Myths

1.   1. We HIRE people. No, you screen people. You figure out who NOT to hire.

 

2.    2. We’re all about people. Really? Then why don’t you answer phone calls?

 

3.    3. We look for talent.  Sorry. You look for ex/… Read full post »

OCTOBER 14, 2010 12:23PM

Why Can't I Find Work?


 The “Finding Work When There Are No Jobs” Pyramid
 
 
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FIRST: Because every level of the pyramid must be addressed to find work.

 And oftentimes what happens is:

 Resumes and Interviews: Are my only focus.

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OCTOBER 13, 2010 1:04PM

Ramon's Work Story

In the mornings in Albuquerque just as the sun begins to rise, there is an orange glow that bathes the proud adobe heart of the small homes where Ramon has spent his whole life working hard.

 

That orange morning light was like a daily prayer of faith to Ramon.Read full post »

OCTOBER 13, 2010 12:52PM

1o Ways to Know You Won't Be Hired

 
 So you can cut your losses, not waste your time, and move on. . . .
 
1. HR Rep went to kindergarten with your daughter.
 
2. The phrase "Applications will be read on a rotating basis."
 
3. Your resume will be kept on file for future openings.… Read full post »

All of these questions are real.

 And then there’s what you’d LIKE to answer. . . .

  If you have committed a felony, please explain.  There was a horse, a gas station, and a man named Clem . . . .

2.    Number of years and months you’veRead full post »

OCTOBER 12, 2010 12:48PM

Using SOUND to Find Work

 

When you answer the question, "Why should you hire me?"

Do you tell or do you show?

When you stop any given stranger on the street, stand on the corner in the hot sun waiting for the day labor truck to come pick you up, fill out… Read full post »