Mike French

Mike French
Location
Sunnyvale, California, United States of America!
Birthday
August 20
Title
Warrior
Bio
I am a humble warrior. I love movies, justice, and America. I love to debate about film and the current state of the world.

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Salon.com
OCTOBER 19, 2010 2:29AM

Lin-sanity: Fandom or racism?

If you aren't a Golden State Warrior fan you might not know what Lin-sanity is.  I'm a fan, and I was well aware of Lin-sanity the minute Jeremy Lin, the young rookie guard, was drafted by the Warriors earlier this year.  But I never understood the excitement surrounding him.  He's an… Read full post »

AUGUST 18, 2010 3:46AM

Top 20 Heroes

20. Babe (Babe)  --  He is a pig, not a dog, but he wants to herd sheep like a dog.  Does this sound familiar?  Maybe when you were in high school and nobody liked you because you were fat?  Or that time you tried to pick up on a nice lday at… Read full post »

MAY 24, 2010 3:14AM

Hey LOST, thanks for nothing.

It's hard to express my disappointment over the finale of LOST.  Over the past six years I had become a believer.  I would regularly defend the show to the haters who screamed "they are never going to answer anything."  I would insist that the show would indeed answer all the questions… Read full post »

MAY 10, 2010 6:12PM

My Friend Peter

Of all the people we meet over the course our lives, very few leave a lasting imprint.  Peter is a man who will remain tattooed on the inside of my brain for the rest of my days.  He was not a particularly impressive man.  In fact he was a man most… Read full post »

There was a time in America, long before Blue-Ray and DVD,   well before video stores and VCRs, even before the first TV set was ever sold.  It was a time when the only way to see a great movie was when it would be re-released in the movie theater.  People would… Read full post »

 Tiger,

Don't involve me in this.  I realize you are going through some hard times, and you made some mistakes that have hurt your family and your reputation (Joslyn James is unclean, bro).  I understand that being such a high-profile celebrity it must be difficult to turn down tempta… Read full post »

I've figured it out.  I have figured it out and apparently so has Hollywood.  If you want to make a hit comedy you simply need to follow these few simple rules.  Here they are.

1) Make every other word "fuck."  Do it.  As many as  you can fit in your… Read full post »