Written after witnessing a terrifying scene at a public park. Please to enjoy.  

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FAMILY REUNION

i’m gonna eat your FACE

(isn’t he just the living end

the spitting image

the cutest thing)

come back here, you’re so CUTE

RRRRRRRRRRRR

i’ll snick-snack off all your fingers like perfect little pretzels,

sink my teeth into each tender cheek

grab your hair in silken handfuls

and peel the scalp back from your living skull

i could eat you all in one sitting

i’m so much bigger than you are, little snack

snick-snack

you’d hardly be a mouthful

(your mom’s sitting right over there, she said

i could have you for my own

snack,

she’s got too many she said, take him

and a few more for the road

and she’s not gonna help you)

C’MERE

i’m gonna eatcha gonna eatcha HAHAHAHA

i gotcha, iiiiiii gotcha

and now i’m gonna EAT YA

oh stop crying

you’re ok and anyways

didn’t you learn something just now

didn’t i teach you something you didn’t know

about love