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Floyd Elliot
- Location
- Chicago, Illinois, USA
- Birthday
- January 05
- Title
- Lord Snarky
- Bio
- Floyd Elliot is species of rare vine native to the Chicago Lakefront. Once so abundant that they darkened the skies as they flew over (and the ground too), Floyd Elliots were hunted almost to extinction for their plumage and haunting cry; today, thanks to conservation efforts and an outpouring of credulity on the part of the public, Floyd Elliots can again be spotted outside a zoo; inside a zoo, they're striped.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Why I Will Never Use the Word
"Fuck" On OS Again
January 21, 2010 09:12PM - By the Numbers
January 05, 2010 12:28PM - My Top 10 Things About Which I
Do Not Give a Fuck
December 28, 2009 06:39AM - All the Joys (And Peaces) Of
the Holidays
December 23, 2009 04:45PM - Seasonings Greetings
December 22, 2009 06:29AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Oh, fine, Trudge. I was
going to leave you all my
ratings,
but now? That's
six fu…”
January 23, 2010 12:09AM - “Aw, Ginny Rose, I know,
darlin'. Fuck you too. In, you
know,
the nicest
possible…”
January 22, 2010 11:53PM - “Oh, okay, I'm
staying.
No, no, I'm
really not, but many thanks to
those of you who…”
January 22, 2010 12:23AM - “So you're saying I
should maybe hold off on my
post, "My
Hemorrhoid
Surgery…”
January 12, 2010 02:16AM - “Christine, I sympathize
and empathize. My novel went
to 90
agents before I
decide…”
January 11, 2010 05:29PM
Floyd Elliot's Links
- My Foodie Blog (with friends)
- Gourmet Gourmand Glutton (Chicago)
January 23, 2010 12:09AM
“Oh, fine, Trudge. I was going to leave you all my ratings, but now? That's six fuckin' ratings per post you just talked yourself out of, buddy boy. Eig…”
About: I Will Always Use the Word "Fuck" on OS
“Oh, fine, Trudge. I was going to leave you all my ratings, but now? That's six fuckin' ratings per post you just talked yourself out of, buddy boy. Eig…”
About: I Will Always Use the Word "Fuck" on OS
January 22, 2010 11:53PM
“Aw, Ginny Rose, I know, darlin'. Fuck you too. In, you know, the nicest possible way. cartouche, I'll miss you too, dear. After all, I'd never have had…”
About: Why I Will Never Use the Word "Fuck" On OS Again
“Aw, Ginny Rose, I know, darlin'. Fuck you too. In, you know, the nicest possible way. cartouche, I'll miss you too, dear. After all, I'd never have had…”
About: Why I Will Never Use the Word "Fuck" On OS Again
January 22, 2010 12:23AM
“Oh, okay, I'm staying. No, no, I'm really not, but many thanks to those of you who've read my work for awhile as well as those who've come to it more re…”
About: Why I Will Never Use the Word "Fuck" On OS Again
“Oh, okay, I'm staying. No, no, I'm really not, but many thanks to those of you who've read my work for awhile as well as those who've come to it more re…”
About: Why I Will Never Use the Word "Fuck" On OS Again
January 12, 2010 02:16AM
“So you're saying I should maybe hold off on my post, "My Hemorrhoid Surgery (WITH PICTURES!)?" And may I just say: just try punctuating that q…”
About: The TMI Epidemic
“So you're saying I should maybe hold off on my post, "My Hemorrhoid Surgery (WITH PICTURES!)?" And may I just say: just try punctuating that q…”
About: The TMI Epidemic
January 11, 2010 05:29PM
“Christine, I sympathize and empathize. My novel went to 90 agents before I decided to start trying small presses, which I still haven't been able to mo…”
About: The Death of a Career
“Christine, I sympathize and empathize. My novel went to 90 agents before I decided to start trying small presses, which I still haven't been able to mo…”
About: The Death of a Career
January 11, 2010 04:51PM
“Sheldon, I do hope you'll be taking over from Bravo to produce Top Chef: WonderHorse. I hear your deconstructed oats bourgignon is insane.”
About: It's Official: I'm Taking Over "The Tonight Show"
“Sheldon, I do hope you'll be taking over from Bravo to produce Top Chef: WonderHorse. I hear your deconstructed oats bourgignon is insane.”
About: It's Official: I'm Taking Over "The Tonight Show"
January 11, 2010 04:34PM
“"Snerk!" is the approximate sound I made reading that. In all humility, if I've inspired but a single person to take a loved one's life, it wi…”
About: By the Numbers
“"Snerk!" is the approximate sound I made reading that. In all humility, if I've inspired but a single person to take a loved one's life, it wi…”
About: By the Numbers
January 11, 2010 12:23PM
“But you told me in a PM that you were a little flower girl in London, being taught to speak proper by one Henry Higgins. Ah, man, there was once a day…”
About: My Real Identity
“But you told me in a PM that you were a little flower girl in London, being taught to speak proper by one Henry Higgins. Ah, man, there was once a day…”
About: My Real Identity
January 10, 2010 08:34PM
“neilpaul, manly bro-hugs, yes. stim, I'm simultaneously chortling and saying, "Ew." I'm chewrtling.”
About: My First Post
“neilpaul, manly bro-hugs, yes. stim, I'm simultaneously chortling and saying, "Ew." I'm chewrtling.”
About: My First Post
January 10, 2010 08:24PM
“Welcome, cydkatie. Just keep putting one word in front of another. Also, you might find, for the truly digressive, there's nothing like a pair of pare…”
About: My First Post
“Welcome, cydkatie. Just keep putting one word in front of another. Also, you might find, for the truly digressive, there's nothing like a pair of pare…”
About: My First Post
January 10, 2010 02:37PM
“I'd be afraid the water would come out the wrong hole.”
About: I'm In Love!
“I'd be afraid the water would come out the wrong hole.”
About: I'm In Love!
January 10, 2010 11:58AM
“I can't be sure here, but my guess would be: not unlike a rolling stone.”
About: The Never Ending Tour - A Short Thought
“I can't be sure here, but my guess would be: not unlike a rolling stone.”
About: The Never Ending Tour - A Short Thought
January 10, 2010 01:59AM
“Priapism, shmiapism, as long as you got your health.”
About: If I have a boner lasting more than four hours?
“Priapism, shmiapism, as long as you got your health.”
About: If I have a boner lasting more than four hours?
January 10, 2010 01:47AM
“Indeed I do, Karin. I believe I can honestly say I've seen Taco Bell commercials about which I've cared more than your declaration, and I haven't been…”
About: What is real?
“Indeed I do, Karin. I believe I can honestly say I've seen Taco Bell commercials about which I've cared more than your declaration, and I haven't been…”
About: What is real?
January 10, 2010 01:37AM
“Well, as a journalist, you might want to note the easily verified fact that I started here in May (actually joined in February 2009, but didn't put up…”
About: What is real?
“Well, as a journalist, you might want to note the easily verified fact that I started here in May (actually joined in February 2009, but didn't put up…”
About: What is real?
January 10, 2010 01:20AM
“Bill, I have no problem with anonymity either. Unless the pseudonym in question thinks to lecture me about honesty.”
About: What is real?
“Bill, I have no problem with anonymity either. Unless the pseudonym in question thinks to lecture me about honesty.”
About: What is real?
January 10, 2010 01:18AM
“You called what I write "deception," Emma. I corrected you; it is fiction, even when I write autobiographical essays, even when I write polit…”
About: What is real?
“You called what I write "deception," Emma. I corrected you; it is fiction, even when I write autobiographical essays, even when I write polit…”
About: What is real?
January 10, 2010 01:09AM
“I write fiction, Emma. I make no claim to truth. The point is accountability; I stand behind my fictions, no matter whom they might piss off. You don't…”
About: What is real?
“I write fiction, Emma. I make no claim to truth. The point is accountability; I stand behind my fictions, no matter whom they might piss off. You don't…”
About: What is real?
January 10, 2010 01:07AM
“>>I can't change what other people choose to think or do, but I am free to express my opinion on what I don't agree with, which is being labelled…”
About: What is real?
“>>I can't change what other people choose to think or do, but I am free to express my opinion on what I don't agree with, which is being labelled…”
About: What is real?
January 10, 2010 01:01AM
“Ah, stellaa, you too should try reading the words I actually wrote, rather than the ones in your head.”
About: What is real?
“Ah, stellaa, you too should try reading the words I actually wrote, rather than the ones in your head.”
About: What is real?
January 10, 2010 12:58AM
“I'm quite calm, Jimenez. Sadly, you can't read: I won't tell you the truth about my life, and if you expect the truth about my life, you are a moron. Not… ”
About: What is real?
“I'm quite calm, Jimenez. Sadly, you can't read: I won't tell you the truth about my life, and if you expect the truth about my life, you are a moron. Not… ”
About: What is real?
January 10, 2010 12:48AM
“>>Despite what you might think of me, I am not going to out my personal information on my blog simply because you want me to do so. I don't want y…”
About: What is real?
“>>Despite what you might think of me, I am not going to out my personal information on my blog simply because you want me to do so. I don't want y…”
About: What is real?
January 10, 2010 12:24AM
“>>But Tori Amos? Is awesome. Despite the evidence of her last album. Had she accepted my invitation, that album might well have been called, Abnor…”
About: By the Numbers
“>>But Tori Amos? Is awesome. Despite the evidence of her last album. Had she accepted my invitation, that album might well have been called, Abnor…”
About: By the Numbers
January 10, 2010 12:14AM
“Clubbing??? But what about the baby seals?!?!?!”
About: Stop With the Meta Posts!
“Clubbing??? But what about the baby seals?!?!?!”
About: Stop With the Meta Posts!
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