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Floyd Elliot
- Location
- Chicago, Illinois, USA
- Birthday
- January 05
- Title
- Lord Snarky
- Bio
- Floyd Elliot is species of rare vine native to the Chicago Lakefront. Once so abundant that they darkened the skies as they flew over (and the ground too), Floyd Elliots were hunted almost to extinction for their plumage and haunting cry; today, thanks to conservation efforts and an outpouring of credulity on the part of the public, Floyd Elliots can again be spotted outside a zoo; inside a zoo, they're striped.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Why I Will Never Use the Word
"Fuck" On OS Again
January 21, 2010 09:12PM - By the Numbers
January 05, 2010 12:28PM - My Top 10 Things About Which I
Do Not Give a Fuck
December 28, 2009 06:39AM - All the Joys (And Peaces) Of
the Holidays
December 23, 2009 04:45PM - Seasonings Greetings
December 22, 2009 06:29AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Oh, fine, Trudge. I was
going to leave you all my
ratings,
but now? That's
six fu…”
January 23, 2010 12:09AM - “Aw, Ginny Rose, I know,
darlin'. Fuck you too. In, you
know,
the nicest
possible…”
January 22, 2010 11:53PM - “Oh, okay, I'm
staying.
No, no, I'm
really not, but many thanks to
those of you who…”
January 22, 2010 12:23AM - “So you're saying I
should maybe hold off on my
post, "My
Hemorrhoid
Surgery…”
January 12, 2010 02:16AM - “Christine, I sympathize
and empathize. My novel went
to 90
agents before I
decide…”
January 11, 2010 05:29PM
Floyd Elliot's Links
- My Foodie Blog (with friends)
- Gourmet Gourmand Glutton (Chicago)
- Editor’s Pick
- 70 Comments
On Being Short
JULY 17, 2009 11:28AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 30 Comments
On My Daughter Leaving Home
JUNE 2, 2009 3:10PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 62 Comments
I'm Having My Dog Put Down Today
JULY 29, 2009 9:12AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 113 Comments
Let's Give Up On Obama Now
JULY 24, 2009 9:13AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 48 Comments
On Not Being A Child Prodigy
MAY 29, 2009 1:33PM EDT
- 117 Comments
My Top 10 Things About Which I Do Not Give a Fuck
DECEMBER 28, 2009 6:41AM EST
- 70 Comments
Why I Will Never Use the Word "Fuck" On OS Again
JANUARY 21, 2010 9:15PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 27 Comments
Revealed At Last: How I Lost Chicago the Olympics
OCTOBER 20, 2009 9:02AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 50 Comments
The Ineffable Power Of “Fuck”
JULY 8, 2009 10:25AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 49 Comments
An Open Letter To Sarah Palin
JULY 10, 2009 10:26AM EDT
- 68 Comments
On Being a Grammar Douche
JUNE 29, 2009 8:04AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 43 Comments
What Up, Philosophy Dude?
JULY 15, 2009 10:29AM EDT
- 28 Comments
On Klickitat Street
JULY 22, 2009 10:56AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 41 Comments
Christianity And What You Can Do About It
AUGUST 19, 2009 8:58AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 34 Comments
I Know My Rights
AUGUST 21, 2009 12:27PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 31 Comments
My Mama And the Death Panels
AUGUST 12, 2009 9:25AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 13 Comments
On Improvisation: In Praise Of Fucking Up
JUNE 8, 2009 1:55PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 27 Comments
I Think I Have To Fumigate
OCTOBER 8, 2009 3:25PM EDT
- 46 Comments
Dating Is For Dickheads
NOVEMBER 20, 2009 11:45AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 20 Comments
Sorry For Your Loss: Sympathy For Mark Sanford
JUNE 25, 2009 1:30AM EDT
- 21 Comments
Everything I Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten
AUGUST 28, 2009 8:21AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 38 Comments
Dad Man Walking
SEPTEMBER 10, 2009 11:53AM EDT
- 18 Comments
When Pigs Fly
JULY 6, 2009 10:30AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 19 Comments
Doggie See, Doggie Doo
SEPTEMBER 15, 2009 8:35AM EDT
- 21 Comments
In Which I Meet My Sister's Boyfriend
DECEMBER 14, 2009 8:54AM EST
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