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Floyd Elliot
- Location
- Chicago, Illinois, USA
- Birthday
- January 05
- Title
- Lord Snarky
- Bio
- Floyd Elliot is species of rare vine native to the Chicago Lakefront. Once so abundant that they darkened the skies as they flew over (and the ground too), Floyd Elliots were hunted almost to extinction for their plumage and haunting cry; today, thanks to conservation efforts and an outpouring of credulity on the part of the public, Floyd Elliots can again be spotted outside a zoo; inside a zoo, they're striped.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Why I Will Never Use the Word
"Fuck" On OS Again
January 21, 2010 09:12PM - By the Numbers
January 05, 2010 12:28PM - My Top 10 Things About Which I
Do Not Give a Fuck
December 28, 2009 06:39AM - All the Joys (And Peaces) Of
the Holidays
December 23, 2009 04:45PM - Seasonings Greetings
December 22, 2009 06:29AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Oh, fine, Trudge. I was
going to leave you all my
ratings,
but now? That's
six fu…”
January 23, 2010 12:09AM - “Aw, Ginny Rose, I know,
darlin'. Fuck you too. In, you
know,
the nicest
possible…”
January 22, 2010 11:53PM - “Oh, okay, I'm
staying.
No, no, I'm
really not, but many thanks to
those of you who…”
January 22, 2010 12:23AM - “So you're saying I
should maybe hold off on my
post, "My
Hemorrhoid
Surgery…”
January 12, 2010 02:16AM - “Christine, I sympathize
and empathize. My novel went
to 90
agents before I
decide…”
January 11, 2010 05:29PM
Floyd Elliot's Links
- My Foodie Blog (with friends)
- Gourmet Gourmand Glutton (Chicago)
- 17 Comments
Calling In Sick In the Head
JULY 13, 2009 10:15AM EDT
- 15 Comments
What I'm Proud Of This Fourth Of July
JULY 3, 2009 10:26AM EDT
- 21 Comments
Ave Atque Vale, Ted Kennedy
AUGUST 26, 2009 12:40PM EDT
- 18 Comments
Things I Learned From Television
JUNE 26, 2009 12:44AM EDT
- 24 Comments
My New Hobby
SEPTEMBER 17, 2009 8:40AM EDT
- 22 Comments
The Empresses Of the Inner Drive
NOVEMBER 9, 2009 11:17PM EST
- 9 Comments
Glenn Beck’s School Days
JUNE 12, 2009 2:20PM EDT
- 22 Comments
Buh-Bye
SEPTEMBER 9, 2009 1:51AM EDT
- 7 Comments
Imitation Is the Sincerest Form Of Flattery (Exercise 61)
JUNE 18, 2009 11:36AM EDT
- 22 Comments
I Don't Think I Get This Whole Dead Thing
JULY 1, 2009 10:20AM EDT
- 11 Comments
On Reading David Foster Wallace
JUNE 15, 2009 10:23AM EDT
- 19 Comments
Healthcare Shmealthcare, As Long As You Got Your…Oh. Right.
JULY 31, 2009 1:38PM EDT
- 20 Comments
I Say, "AUUGGGHHHHH!!!" Inside My Head
SEPTEMBER 24, 2009 11:43AM EDT
- 17 Comments
How Karl Rove and I Didn't Destroy the Country
AUGUST 17, 2009 8:25AM EDT
- 6 Comments
Freeze!, Chapter 1 (-ish)
JUNE 10, 2009 11:36AM EDT
- 23 Comments
True Crime Tales
JULY 27, 2009 11:16AM EDT
- 6 Comments
In Praise Of Striking Cute Children (And Also? Puppies)
JUNE 17, 2009 9:28AM EDT
- 15 Comments
Ask Narcissa
NOVEMBER 12, 2009 8:28AM EST
- 9 Comments
My Bailout
JUNE 24, 2009 12:01PM EDT
- 2 Comments
BFFs
FEBRUARY 1, 2009 6:13PM EST
- 6 Comments
Freeze! Chapter 2 (Electric Boogaloo)
JUNE 11, 2009 8:24AM EDT
- 18 Comments
Against Free Markets
SEPTEMBER 8, 2009 10:04AM EDT
- 14 Comments
On Flying
JUNE 23, 2009 12:25PM EDT
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