Blog Blog Blog Fishcakes

Perfectly Logical Essays Without Digressions (True Story)

Floyd Elliot

Floyd Elliot
Location
Chicago, Illinois, USA
Birthday
January 05
Title
Lord Snarky
Bio
Floyd Elliot is species of rare vine native to the Chicago Lakefront. Once so abundant that they darkened the skies as they flew over (and the ground too), Floyd Elliots were hunted almost to extinction for their plumage and haunting cry; today, thanks to conservation efforts and an outpouring of credulity on the part of the public, Floyd Elliots can again be spotted outside a zoo; inside a zoo, they're striped.

MY RECENT POSTS

Floyd Elliot's Links

MY LINKS

    • 79 Ratings
    • 4558 Views
    • 117 Comments
    • Editor’s Pick
    • 78 Ratings
    • 4088 Views
    • 113 Comments

    Let's Give Up On Obama Now

    • Editor’s Pick
    • 58 Ratings
    • 7348 Views
    • 70 Comments

    On Being Short

    • 48 Ratings
    • 3553 Views
    • 70 Comments
    • 45 Ratings
    • 2906 Views
    • 68 Comments

    On Being a Grammar Douche

    • Editor’s Pick
    • 42 Ratings
    • 4314 Views
    • 48 Comments

    On Not Being A Child Prodigy

    • 39 Ratings
    • 1997 Views
    • 46 Comments

    Dating Is For Dickheads

    • Editor’s Pick
    • 38 Ratings
    • 5052 Views
    • 30 Comments

    On My Daughter Leaving Home

    • Editor’s Pick
    • 38 Ratings
    • 2580 Views
    • 49 Comments

    An Open Letter To Sarah Palin

    • Editor’s Pick
    • 37 Ratings
    • 5080 Views
    • 62 Comments

    I'm Having My Dog Put Down Today

    • 37 Ratings
    • 1270 Views
    • 48 Comments

    By the Numbers

    • Editor’s Pick
    • 36 Ratings
    • 2378 Views
    • 43 Comments

    What Up, Philosophy Dude?

    • Editor’s Pick
    • 34 Ratings
    • 2019 Views
    • 31 Comments

    My Mama And the Death Panels

    • Editor’s Pick
    • 32 Ratings
    • 2236 Views
    • 41 Comments
    • 32 Ratings
    • 1789 Views
    • 43 Comments
    • Editor’s Pick
    • 31 Ratings
    • 3075 Views
    • 50 Comments

    The Ineffable Power Of “Fuck”

    • Editor’s Pick
    • 31 Ratings
    • 1509 Views
    • 38 Comments

    Dad Man Walking

    • 29 Ratings
    • 1108 Views
    • 45 Comments
    • Editor’s Pick
    • 28 Ratings
    • 2183 Views
    • 34 Comments

    I Know My Rights

    • 28 Ratings
    • 2257 Views
    • 36 Comments
    • 27 Ratings
    • 1481 Views
    • 34 Comments
    • 27 Ratings
    • 2197 Views
    • 21 Comments

    In Which I Meet My Sister's Boyfriend

    • 26 Ratings
    • 1240 Views
    • 31 Comments

    Losing My Religion

    • 25 Ratings
    • 932 Views
    • 28 Comments

    In Which I Make Amends

    • 24 Ratings
    • 1009 Views
    • 27 Comments