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Floyd Elliot
- Location
- Chicago, Illinois, USA
- Birthday
- January 05
- Title
- Lord Snarky
- Bio
- Floyd Elliot is species of rare vine native to the Chicago Lakefront. Once so abundant that they darkened the skies as they flew over (and the ground too), Floyd Elliots were hunted almost to extinction for their plumage and haunting cry; today, thanks to conservation efforts and an outpouring of credulity on the part of the public, Floyd Elliots can again be spotted outside a zoo; inside a zoo, they're striped.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Why I Will Never Use the Word
"Fuck" On OS Again
January 21, 2010 09:12PM - By the Numbers
January 05, 2010 12:28PM - My Top 10 Things About Which I
Do Not Give a Fuck
December 28, 2009 06:39AM - All the Joys (And Peaces) Of
the Holidays
December 23, 2009 04:45PM - Seasonings Greetings
December 22, 2009 06:29AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Oh, fine, Trudge. I was
going to leave you all my
ratings,
but now? That's
six fu…”
January 23, 2010 12:09AM - “Aw, Ginny Rose, I know,
darlin'. Fuck you too. In, you
know,
the nicest
possible…”
January 22, 2010 11:53PM - “Oh, okay, I'm
staying.
No, no, I'm
really not, but many thanks to
those of you who…”
January 22, 2010 12:23AM - “So you're saying I
should maybe hold off on my
post, "My
Hemorrhoid
Surgery…”
January 12, 2010 02:16AM - “Christine, I sympathize
and empathize. My novel went
to 90
agents before I
decide…”
January 11, 2010 05:29PM
Floyd Elliot's Links
- My Foodie Blog (with friends)
- Gourmet Gourmand Glutton (Chicago)
- 3103 Views
- 117 Comments
My Top 10 Things About Which I Do Not Give a Fuck
DECEMBER 28, 2009 6:41AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 3873 Views
- 113 Comments
Let's Give Up On Obama Now
JULY 24, 2009 9:13AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 6477 Views
- 70 Comments
On Being Short
JULY 17, 2009 11:28AM EDT
- 2905 Views
- 70 Comments
Why I Will Never Use the Word "Fuck" On OS Again
JANUARY 21, 2010 9:15PM EST
- 2279 Views
- 68 Comments
On Being a Grammar Douche
JUNE 29, 2009 8:04AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 3835 Views
- 48 Comments
On Not Being A Child Prodigy
MAY 29, 2009 1:33PM EDT
- 1827 Views
- 46 Comments
Dating Is For Dickheads
NOVEMBER 20, 2009 11:45AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 4465 Views
- 30 Comments
On My Daughter Leaving Home
JUNE 2, 2009 3:10PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2375 Views
- 49 Comments
An Open Letter To Sarah Palin
JULY 10, 2009 10:26AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4312 Views
- 62 Comments
I'm Having My Dog Put Down Today
JULY 29, 2009 9:12AM EDT
- 1018 Views
- 48 Comments
By the Numbers
JANUARY 5, 2010 12:28PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 2219 Views
- 43 Comments
What Up, Philosophy Dude?
JULY 15, 2009 10:29AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 1859 Views
- 31 Comments
My Mama And the Death Panels
AUGUST 12, 2009 9:25AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2097 Views
- 41 Comments
Christianity And What You Can Do About It
AUGUST 19, 2009 8:58AM EDT
- 1476 Views
- 43 Comments
Thank You For Not (Being A Dick About) Smoking
NOVEMBER 3, 2009 7:39AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 2527 Views
- 50 Comments
The Ineffable Power Of “Fuck”
JULY 8, 2009 10:25AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 1430 Views
- 38 Comments
Dad Man Walking
SEPTEMBER 10, 2009 11:53AM EDT
- 982 Views
- 45 Comments
An Open Letter To President Obama: Fuck Tha Right Wing
SEPTEMBER 21, 2009 8:30AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2030 Views
- 34 Comments
I Know My Rights
AUGUST 21, 2009 12:27PM EDT
- 1322 Views
- 36 Comments
Moron, Imbecile, Idiot: A Taxonomy Of Tards
DECEMBER 1, 2009 8:19AM EST
- 1300 Views
- 34 Comments
I Am Embarking On a Nationwide Killing Spree
OCTOBER 1, 2009 11:45AM EDT
- 1520 Views
- 21 Comments
In Which I Meet My Sister's Boyfriend
DECEMBER 14, 2009 8:54AM EST
- 1067 Views
- 31 Comments
Losing My Religion
OCTOBER 13, 2009 4:10PM EDT
- 843 Views
- 28 Comments
In Which I Make Amends
AUGUST 31, 2009 8:45AM EDT
- 911 Views
- 27 Comments
Tell All the Truth, But Tell It Slant
AUGUST 6, 2009 8:47AM EDT
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