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Floyd Elliot
- Location
- Chicago, Illinois, USA
- Birthday
- January 05
- Title
- Lord Snarky
- Bio
- Floyd Elliot is species of rare vine native to the Chicago Lakefront. Once so abundant that they darkened the skies as they flew over (and the ground too), Floyd Elliots were hunted almost to extinction for their plumage and haunting cry; today, thanks to conservation efforts and an outpouring of credulity on the part of the public, Floyd Elliots can again be spotted outside a zoo; inside a zoo, they're striped.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Why I Will Never Use the Word
"Fuck" On OS Again
January 21, 2010 09:12PM - By the Numbers
January 05, 2010 12:28PM - My Top 10 Things About Which I
Do Not Give a Fuck
December 28, 2009 06:39AM - All the Joys (And Peaces) Of
the Holidays
December 23, 2009 04:45PM - Seasonings Greetings
December 22, 2009 06:29AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Oh, fine, Trudge. I was
going to leave you all my
ratings,
but now? That's
six fu…”
January 23, 2010 12:09AM - “Aw, Ginny Rose, I know,
darlin'. Fuck you too. In, you
know,
the nicest
possible…”
January 22, 2010 11:53PM - “Oh, okay, I'm
staying.
No, no, I'm
really not, but many thanks to
those of you who…”
January 22, 2010 12:23AM - “So you're saying I
should maybe hold off on my
post, "My
Hemorrhoid
Surgery…”
January 12, 2010 02:16AM - “Christine, I sympathize
and empathize. My novel went
to 90
agents before I
decide…”
January 11, 2010 05:29PM
Floyd Elliot's Links
- My Foodie Blog (with friends)
- Gourmet Gourmand Glutton (Chicago)
- 808 Views
- 17 Comments
Calling In Sick In the Head
JULY 13, 2009 10:15AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 1412 Views
- 19 Comments
Doggie See, Doggie Doo
SEPTEMBER 15, 2009 8:35AM EDT
- 666 Views
- 20 Comments
I Say, "AUUGGGHHHHH!!!" Inside My Head
SEPTEMBER 24, 2009 11:43AM EDT
- 900 Views
- 27 Comments
All the Joys (And Peaces) Of the Holidays
DECEMBER 23, 2009 4:48PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 1229 Views
- 17 Comments
On Not Celebrating Father’s Day
JUNE 19, 2009 10:52AM EDT
- 890 Views
- 23 Comments
The Economy: Disaster Or Cataclysm? And How It Got That Way
AUGUST 10, 2009 9:06AM EDT
- 562 Views
- 18 Comments
Against Free Markets
SEPTEMBER 8, 2009 10:04AM EDT
- 875 Views
- 16 Comments
Fangs For the Memories: A Buffy Memoir
OCTOBER 30, 2009 9:08AM EDT
- 755 Views
- 18 Comments
Things I Learned From Television
JUNE 26, 2009 12:44AM EDT
- 597 Views
- 15 Comments
Ask Narcissa
NOVEMBER 12, 2009 8:28AM EST
- 782 Views
- 15 Comments
What I'm Proud Of This Fourth Of July
JULY 3, 2009 10:26AM EDT
- 1005 Views
- 15 Comments
Mayor Fist-Bumps Dalai Lama, Wakes Up Giant Bug
SEPTEMBER 25, 2009 8:47AM EDT
- 1292 Views
- 16 Comments
FAQ
OCTOBER 16, 2009 12:11AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 1804 Views
- 13 Comments
On Improvisation: In Praise Of Fucking Up
JUNE 8, 2009 1:55PM EDT
- 559 Views
- 14 Comments
On Flying
JUNE 23, 2009 12:25PM EDT
- 740 Views
- 9 Comments
Glenn Beck’s School Days
JUNE 12, 2009 2:20PM EDT
- 714 Views
- 11 Comments
On Reading David Foster Wallace
JUNE 15, 2009 10:23AM EDT
- 572 Views
- 9 Comments
My Bailout
JUNE 24, 2009 12:01PM EDT
- 730 Views
- 7 Comments
Imitation Is the Sincerest Form Of Flattery (Exercise 61)
JUNE 18, 2009 11:36AM EDT
- 629 Views
- 6 Comments
Freeze!, Chapter 1 (-ish)
JUNE 10, 2009 11:36AM EDT
- 610 Views
- 6 Comments
In Praise Of Striking Cute Children (And Also? Puppies)
JUNE 17, 2009 9:28AM EDT
- 570 Views
- 2 Comments
BFFs
FEBRUARY 1, 2009 6:13PM EST
- 564 Views
- 6 Comments
Freeze! Chapter 2 (Electric Boogaloo)
JUNE 11, 2009 8:24AM EDT
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