A friend sent the lyrics to me from Loudons 1993 release "Career Moves". Some where in our vast CD collection of over 5,000 CD we have this. If you are a fan of Loudio as I am you know we need say no more.

Loudon Wainwright III
Thanksgiving
By Loudon Wainwright III
Lord every year we gather here
To eat around this table
Give us the strength to stomach as much
As fast as we are able
Bless this food to our use, thou
Communication's useless
Don't let me drink too much wine
Lord you know that I get ruthless
Let us somehow get through this meal
Without that bad old feeling
With history and memory
And home cooking we're dealing
Remind us that we are all grown up
Adults, no longer children
Now it's our kids that spill the milk
And our turn to want to kill them
I look around and recognize
A sister and a brother
We rarely see our parents now
We hardly see each other
On this auspicious occasion
This special family dinner
If I argue with a loved one, Lord
Please make me the winner
All this food looks and smells so good
But I can hardly taste it
My sense of something has been lost
There's no way to replace it
After the meal, switch on the game
There's just a few more seconds
But I'm so tired, I need a nap
The guest bedroom bed beckons
I fall asleep, I have a dream
And in it is the family
Nothing bad has happened yet
And everyone is happy
Mother and Father, both still young
And naturally they love us
We're all lying on a lawn at night
Watching the stars above us
Lord every year we gather here
To eat around this table
Give us the strength to stomach as much
As fast as we are able


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Comments
Paws up.
And I still have a 45 of Dead Skunk.
I don't know how many recordings Loudon released, I know there are a lot. I think you can find a satirical song for nearly every kind dysfunction of family or personal relationships within Loudon extensive catalog. He is every bit a humorous in personal appearances as well. An excellent writer with talented offspring which would seem natural considering that he was also married to some incredibly talented women.
One his songs that I played on air back in the early 90's, "I'd Rather Be Lonely", I dedicated to a woman that I could not get rid of. That is a relationship that almost had me swear off of woman entirely. I have no interest in writing about it and hope that no one ever has to go through that with anyone.
I am not sure if anyone told her of that dedication but that is a very better song and I admit I was very bitter at that time. My daughters hated the women and had good reason to.