foolisht has a blog.

it's a very, very, very fine blog.
March 10, 2009 01:16AM
“Thanks everyone! Wow, I'm glad to know that a bad date can make you friends on Open Salon. Bryan, the bad conversationalist thing: it's so freaking gen…”
About: A conversation I had with a man at a bar.
March 08, 2009 09:25PM
“He did call back, but I studiously ignored it. A bit, how you say, shell shocked. I'll try to find the music video though.”
About: A conversation I had with a man at a bar.
January 12, 2009 11:49PM
“Clearly the problem is not the picture but the fact that the HER uses "yah" instead of "yeah," which makes her either Norwegian or…”
About: you look dark and scary in the eyes and face! (OKCupid IM)
December 26, 2008 02:13PM
“That was YOU!”
About: Bombarded by The Booty
December 22, 2008 02:18PM
“When I was living in Vermont, I used to hitch, but only around town. The town had 500 people in it, so basically, I knew everyone. I guess it wasn't…”
About: How I Learned to Quit Hitch Hiking
December 22, 2008 01:42PM
“Every day, 10,000 acres of gays are pulled down to allow for the pasture of beef cattle. Save the gays! Go vegetarian!”
About: Pope Likens Gays to Rainforests - Hot and Sexy Rainforests
December 22, 2008 01:24PM
“I like the name Dogpatch. I like that things can get lost there.”
About: The Back Door Problem
December 22, 2008 01:22PM
“You are a good and benevolent woman. I've been murdering myself amongst the hordes at Whole Foods and various farmers markets (the latter I actually e…”
About: The Joy (And Stress) Of Belonging to A SoCal CSA
December 21, 2008 05:09PM
“And champagne! And the existentialism to enjoy the champagne!”
About: We all hate each other.
December 16, 2008 12:25AM
“This is significantly awesome.”
About: The Price of Fame
December 16, 2008 12:12AM
“Ooh, I make something like this but with custard and whipped cream. Good Lord, the calories...”
About: Christmas pudding (and hard sauce!)
December 16, 2008 12:04AM
“Mocha Beeman. That actually is a porn star. Damn it.”
About: Hey OS'ers, Have We Played The "Porn Name Game" Yet?
December 07, 2008 02:28PM
“When I was living in Indiana, I used to go out in the stained sweat shirt and flannel pajama pants that I cooked in. The winter coat covered all discr…”
About: The Wonderful Winter Coat
November 20, 2008 11:37PM
“Jay!”
About: Jay Smooth, sexy.
November 20, 2008 12:34PM
“Thank you m.a.h and DogWoman!”
About: Jay Smooth, sexy.
November 14, 2008 10:24PM
“When I'm old I plan to wear hoodies all the time and thoroughly confound the general populace. Although by the time I'm old, hoodies will probably be…”
About: This One's for You, Guys.
November 14, 2008 10:20PM
“Ah, but he's also too clean-looking and wears his troubles like a high school football player on scholarship to the Big State School. Leaving his trou…”
About: Man from Smallville
November 14, 2008 10:18PM
“That is one significantly cool grandchild you have there.”
About: Led Zeppelin Must Die
November 14, 2008 10:13PM
“I'm not a parent, but as the sibling of a certifiable temper-tantrum tyrant, I commiserate. My little sister used to throw fits for no reason whatsoev…”
About: Rotten morning.
November 13, 2008 10:43PM
“I swear to you, you will not regret it.”
About: I have found Heaven. It comes out of a tube at Whole Foods.