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JULY 10, 2012 5:39PM

The Parable of Little Ms. Deeds

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This is actually the fifth post in my Chautauqua version 1.0. I'm still working kinks out, getting it ready for “Beta Testing” . You guys are my “Alpha Testing”. If you want to start this from a “Chautauqua” perspective go to :

 The ART of Reason Catalog

 And begin from beneath “The Art Of Reason: A Chautauqua”

This is a “Stand Alone Parable”, so if you don't want to get into “Chautauqua” or “Alpha Testing” mode just now, I'd appreciate any thoughts or comments you have to make here-- perhaps after reading this you may go to the Chautauqua and read and comment there. Then again, after the PUNishment of reading this, you may never visit my blog again.

In any case, thanks for stopping by.


 

The Parable of Little Ms Deeds

On the perversion of “Justice” into “Correction”

 

Once upon a time there was a little German town in Ohio named Fairborn. It was, naturally, very Fair. It was said than anyone born in Fairborn, was born Fair, All of the heirs of Fairborn were Fair, and as they grew, they became Fair Herrs, who produced more Fair Heirs, and so on back through time to the dim misty founding of the town. (1950) And of course, being German, all of the Fair Herrs and their Fair Heirs had fair Hair. The townspeople boasted that even their Rabbits were fair, and of course, they had the Fairest Air in the world. How could they not? They had the largest Forced Air Base in the world (Wright Patterson), and the Air of Fairborn was refreshed daily by the air forced through hundreds of jet engines.

There was a court in Fairborn, The Fairborn Municipal Court, It was the Fairest Court in the Land. Beth Root was the Judge of Fairborn Municipal Court, and as a Judge, she was, at her best, Fair. It must be said, in Fairness, that the Fairborn Court made its fair share of mistakes, but when the Court made mistakes, it must be conceded that they made only the fairest Errors. They erred because the law said that punishment could not be dealt unless a crime was proved “Beyond a Reasonable Doubt”

Because of this, criminals often escaped unpunished for their misdeeds even though the police and the prosecutor KNEW they were guilty, but could not prove it The errors were forced error, required by the fairness of the law that says that it is better that 100 guilty go free rather than 1 innocent be wrongly punished.

The forced errors were fair, for the “Criminals” tried by the court were cited for only little misdeeds. Fairborn Municipal court is a Traffic and Misdemeanor Court, which means that people charged in it are only allowed to be judged for “Misdemeanor” ( Bad Behavior) rather than anything that might be a “Felony” ( Fell- deadly) crime. The doers of any large misdeeds never came before the court, and the court was aware that the error forced upon them by the law was in the cause of justice, and so they dispensed their “justice” with Fair Ehre (honor)

This did not please Betsy Deeds. Betsy Deeds was the prosecutor for Fairborn Municipal Court, and she burned with resentment when she “lost” a case to the defendant because she didn't have proof beyond a reasonable doubt. She KNEW that the people who were charged were ALWAYS guilty.

After all, the Law Enforcement Professionals (LEPers) who cited and arrested the “Perps” had a HOLY obligation to only arrest BAD people, and LEPers had an uncanny and supernatural sense of what was right and righteous and ALWAYS knew whom they should arrest, even if they didn't have evidence. Her friend, Officer Holly of Beavercreek, assured her of this every time he testified to the guilt of some scumbag he had caught speeding or failing to use his turn signals on the public roads, and who then had the arrogance to challenge his word in court.

Officer Holly would tell Betsy Deeds that all LEPers have a “Sacred Trust” to fight “Evil” and are Holy enforcers of “Justice”. LEPers have a RIGHT to feel “Holier than Thou” when dealing with mere “civilians”. Officer Holly was nicknamed Holly “Holier than Thou”, because he knew just how to treat the perps with the contempt and jaundiced suspicion that their lying “explanations” of “why they were parked in a no parking zone” deserved. He was the arresting officer of many of the Perps who “Got off” on the technicality of no proof “beyond a reasonable doubt”. He was angry that most of his arrests came down to his word against a “Civilians”, and how often the “Civilian” was allowed to escape proper punishment. He and Betsy Deeds often spoke about how unfair the errors of “proof beyond a reasonable doubt” were to LEPers. The errors made LEPers look incompetent and petty, and losing cases was not how the political careers of prosecutors and would be politicians are built.

But one day, Ms Deeds realized that there was a way to correct the errors of justice so that the error of being fair would no longer be a problem to her and LEPers like “Holy”. All she had to do was charge each defendant with any conceivable offense that might be included in a simple case, and then, when the perp realized how much time and money it would cost to defend himself, and how long he could spend in jail if he were sentenced to consecutive sentences, offer the perp a plea bargain of a small or waived fine simply for admitting to being guilty. Ms. Deeds knew that such “overcharging” is technically prosecutorial misconduct and an abuse of authority, but it was only a little misdeed, and it ensured that the perps were “Corrected” for their bad behavior, whether there was proof of a misdeed or not. And little misdeeds such as these were safe for Little Ms Deeds to do, because she had prosecutorial immunity and no one could ever charge her with doing anything “wrong”.

It wasn't WRONG, it was only a little misdeed, and it brought Correction to perps, and led to the vindication of LEPers who sensed perps among the civilians, but had no proof to charge them. Besides, her own won/lost percentage soared as perp after perp admitted to having done SOMETHING wrong, just to get out of the overcharging of legal fees that the overcharging by Little Ms Deeds allowed the defense lawyers to overcharge. All the Lawyers in Greene county were so happy with Little Ms Deeds solution to the problem of “innocent” ( In Nocere not harmful) defendants, that Little Ms Deeds became a guiding inspiration to the Greene County Bar, and was elected to be its President.

And thus, in Fairborn, the Fair Error and Reasonable Doubt so necessary for the expectation of Justice, was perverted to the certainty of the “Correction” of Little Ms Deeds

 So entered “Evil” into the Court of Justice of the citizens of Fairborn.

The Root of all Evil is injustice. The Root of Injustice is Little Ms Deeds.

But what of the Evil of Root? Judge Root is the ruler of the Court- She could dismiss Little Ms Deeds little misdeeds and the injustice caused by Little Ms. Deeds. Root believes in rooting out “Evil”.

Here is a problem. “Evil” comes from the German “Upfel”, and means “Disobedience”. Is the Evil of Root “injustice” or does she view Justice as the “Correction” of Disobedience? Does she dispense Justice, or merely promote Dominance and fear of “Authority”?

Free People do not place authority in the hands of the court so that they may be made to “obey” .

They allow the court to exercise judgment in the expectation of “Justness”.

“Justness” is Robert Persig's “Quality”, the feeling that Reason arrives at after it has consulted both the “Logic” of the Mind, AND, more importantly, the intuition of the Spirit.  “Justice” or “Fairness” is always a feeling of "Justness", not a “Fact”.  Just-as is the Judgment of a Reasoning Being. That is why “Free Will” is so central, not only to how an Individual makes decisions, but how he relates to those with whom he shares community, and under what conditions he will submit to the authority and “Truths” of his civil, social, mental, or spiritual communities.

Free people of Reason allow authority to judge them in the expectation of protection from Injury- ( IN Iures - “Unrighteousness” Injustice ) that a community (Strengthen together co munio) of reason provides. They do not submit to a tyranny of “Law” so that they and their “Opponents” might be forced to obey by Unjust Authority. To disobey Unjust Authority is NOT Evil. It is a duty of Reason and the very strength of the community.

So :

If the Root of Evil is injustice, is the Evil of Root only Little Ms. Deeds, or is the Evil of Root her own need for “authority”, “Dominance” and “Correction” ? Does Root share the “Beat me, Bite me, Whip me! Make Me Obey!” Philosophy of Little Ms Deeds ?

                         Little Ms Deeds preparing for Court 

                miss_deeds_prepares_for_court_21335366774                        

 

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You sir are having entirely too much fun with words, perhaps your behavior requires correction!!
That was intriguingly convoluted. You have conveniently named officials in your neighborhood.
jmac

Sie Haben Recht-- as they would say in the Correction industry, I enjoy "English" (PUNishment)

Kosher

And as for conveniently named Officials, Beavercreek's City Manager is Mike Cornell

I'm thinking of going with:

"High above old Beavercreek's Waters
There's an awful smell
Some say that it's Beavercreek's Waters
Some say it's Cornell

Sophomoric, and yet, engagingly stupid.

Steve Haller is the Prosecuting Attorney of Greene County
I've decided that we Holler at Haller for Justice, but he's a Hollow man- a righteous bubble of "Law" with nothing inside- all the justice within him has leaked out.

It drives lawyers nuts when you treat them like 12 year olds, because that's essentially what many of them are.
I am too, but I revel in it.

In a reasonable world, all Lawyers would be poets, and all warriors would be priests.
So far so good, or even better .... all except for: Ya gotta change the name of old Beavercreek somehow. Too many syllables for the song!! ;-)
Oops: Oft burned, thrice shy. I've been getting timed out so much by OS recently I kept punching away in fear of "being disappeared". :-( Please, if you have the extra moment, delete those repeats, o.k.? Thanks!
Sehr gut! Sie sind (if my high school German holds out) ein Einsame Reiter!
Really thoughtfully constructed. Rated.
Damn, this was brilliant and and important. This is exactly how our current criminal "justice" system operates. Arrogant and unlawful cops and prosecutors count on a plea, no matter what. When they don't get it they often lose thier little minds. This is what happened to me. The measures some like Martin Boags,Katie Ford, or Jennifer Waxler or Felise Cohen Kalpakian are willing to go to to assure such pleas might be exceptional or it might not. Who can know when a system gets so corrupted. John Gregozek is my Officer Holly. I've recently learned that there are still some good judges residing in courts but they are outnumbered by the politician judges who benefit from making friends with prosecutors and not some scummy accused person etc.
For the wrongfully accused to make it to trial is an awesome feat since so much will be done by prosecutors to not have a trial they will lose. I'll be writing about this like crazy soon but so glad that you are writing such fine and fun posts about this unfine and unfun reality.
Fernsy

Thank you. I am doing this primarily as amusement- but I don't believe the Officials involved will find it amusing.

The goal these days is to get the "outrage" Ridicule" and contempt at these people going at a distance, ( Mark in Japan, STATHI, you, other people in other states. So that when "Little Ms Deeds" and company become aware that they are "Celebrities", the "Truth" is already established and it's too late to change it by saying "That didn't happen quite like that"

Kind of like what they are accustomed to doing in their "justice" process, when you think about it.

see also :

http://open.salon.com/blog/philbert_desanex/2012/04/25/reason_kindness_correction

and:

http://open.salon.com/blog/little_ms_deeds

When I get these a little more "Fine Tuned" and accumulate a few more "parables" about the other "officials" I will post these on Reddit, Facebook, etc. and email the link to every lawyer in the state. Also I believe that it will somehow "leak" to my youth group, and their friends.

I admire you for sticking up for yourself, and I would greatly appreciate anything you want to do to get the "Chautauqua" of "justice" more participants.

If you would tell me where you've posted, or PMl me the details of your "Justice" problems, I'd be happy to include them in the Parables of Justice (Suitably PUNished, if that's ok with you)
marte

What do you expect from a (mentally) 12 year old? Us kids just "elide" over the beats. :-)

Chicago Guy

Thanks for the Punny complement- I believe you called me either/both a "Solitary Rider" and a "Unique Writer" I appreciate both the image and the pun- though I admit I had to google translate to "get" it- (been a while since my German classes too)
-- When atrocities become legal, legality becomes an atrocity --

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VERY creative, indeed!


-R-
This is in the tradition of the satire during Stalin's oppression in the Soviet Union. Much good impaling of pompously petty bureaucrats, enjoyed by all the hoi polloi, under the very noses of those being impaled, who probly chuckled along witlessly.
Was going for "unique"---which is for me the best compliment a writer can get. Trying to say it in German was a bit of a stretch for me!
Chicago Guy

The problem with "knowing" a language without being fluent in it is not "catching" the "puns" brought about by inflections and usage of different "accents"-- My own "Accent" is Swiss German, I've been told ( By a professor who compared the accent unfavorably with "a throat disease") but, the people in my childhood who spoke the particular variant that I remember are all dead now, so for practical purposes I seem to have my own personal dialect.
Ηerr,an excellent,creative work.!!!In your words I found so much truth and reason"To disobey Unjust Authority is NOT Evil. It is a duty of Reason and the very strength of the community. '
So rated with many thanks for sharing.
[r] rudy, well done! "overcharging" ... just one more angle on GAMESMANSHIP rather than statesmanship and honor and justice and respect for law and its essence. Rather, for just laws, since they are being replaced at an escalating rate with corporatist and power elite-friendly ones.

And you are talking about legal gamesmanship to win and even more dangerous the shallow righteousness and codependency of those who succumb to easy demonization of others. i am reading about the prison industrial complex and it is appalling. i wonder with all of us watching L&O day after day, it is on in the background right now as I type this, that we get seduced into too easily then IRL believing those charged are "guilty" having Sam W. and Lennie and Chris Noth so convincing.

My recent jury duty experience made me very uneasy. Sometimes I understood the will of my group, sometimes I felt alarmed at differences in perspective and growing cronyism in voting among the members. and this was grand jury which was for indictments rather than up or down final verdicts.

appreciate your take, and have always been a lover of puns! best, libby
"To disobey Unjust Authority is NOT Evil. It is a duty of Reason and the very strength of the community."

There you go, this is all the logic I need. This was a fun ride. R
Jonathan

thank you


Skypixie0

all too true-

Mark

Thanks- it's nice to see people getting this- on both side of the "Liberal/conservative" divide

Chicken Maaan

I take that as a great compliment, and fear that we may be reduced to expressing outr thought s as they did ( carefully) if we are not careful

STATHI

glad you enjoyed it- and got it. It was fun to write, even if it is terrible to contemplate

Libby

GAMESMANSHIP- that is a very accurate description of how our "Legal" system of self serving LEPers, Law Enforcement Professionals, who "correct" with utter disregard of Justice. ( NB- this is not directed at "Peace officers" and true counselors) They set themselves up for the game of Rat Hockey

Thoth

I'm not sure where I came up with that phrase, but it seemed "Just"- thanks

Sorry to have neglected to answer the comments for so long - I admit I got distracted with Chicago Guy setting me off into a resonance of German Puns while trying to score English achievement tests - not a good place to be, I can tell you.

I'm over it for the moment---
May 04, 2012 12:36 A

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