Beth Ingalls

Beth Ingalls
Location
California,
Birthday
October 30
Bio
Writer, editor, columnist, producer, parent, activist, former elected official and lifelong Deadhead. I mainly write about politics, pop culture & tech, but my dream is to work with David Simon on any of his projects. I'm pretty sure he doesn't read this blog, so if you know him please have his people get with my people. Oh yeah - and I've got a killer memoir inside of me that's gonna win a pulitzer prize someday.

Glenn Beck names 8 Most Wanted GOP "Cap & Traitors" on his FOX news show June 29, urging his audience to "call them out" by calling them up as their phone numbers scroll across the screen. 
Rush started the ball rolling this morning on The Rush
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JUNE 27, 2009 12:18PM

How Does Adsense Make Cents?

We've entered a new world. 

CTR...CPM...Page Impressions....Analytics. If you don't know what those are, then you don't know shit!

You best bone up.

I thought it would be useful to post some info about Adsense for those of us who are giving it a try. Since I am not an expert,… Read full post »

The House of Representatives just passed the American Clean Energy and Security Act, sponsored by Rep. Henry A. Waxman, Chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, and Rep. Edward J. Markey, Chairman of the House Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming.

The Score: 219 -

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JUNE 25, 2009 6:47PM

RIP M.J. Archive Video Classic

So much for pithy commentary about relevant breaking news stories, critical insight into the current political strife in Iran or heartwrenching tales about my personal life, failed marriages or struggles as a single parent.

I've got the 411 on the most good looking Obama administration cabinet membe… Read full post »

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JUNE 22, 2009 6:56PM

White Neo-Con Rappers on Fox!

"I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit. "

Said… Read full post »

JUNE 21, 2009 12:52PM

Put This Guy On a Pedestal?

 

I'm reluctant to post another word about Fathers or Father's Day. But I'm tormented.

My twins, now 22, haven't had a father since just after their first birthday.

That's when he went ballistic and threw us out of the little room we were staying in - attached to a friend's house… Read full post »

 (This post was written in response to an Open Salon Open Call - writers were asked to create a post around the impending "Big Announcement" from Jon & Kate Gosselin. This is my silly, fictional post)

 OK -  here it goes.

We actually have more than one announcement tonite. We… Read full post »

  

UM.

 

Airlines have been using the acronym for years, divorced parents are painfully familiar with it, and in just the past week there were two alarming media headlines about UMs being delivered to the wrong airports by mistake.

 

UM stands for Unacompanied… Read full post »

JUNE 19, 2009 2:10PM

Take This PETA Pussies!

I haven't been able to stop thinking about the whole "Obama killing a fly thing" that happened a few days back.

In retrospect, should he have used his lightning quick reflexes to catch the fly and then dashed out the nearest door with camera crews in tow and released it… Read full post »
JUNE 17, 2009 3:36PM

Harrowing Tales from the Uninsured

I have a friend. She used to be married to a successful computer scientist. She and her husband, their three children and two dogs lived happily in a beautiful custom home on a mountainside among the towering pines.

They had an optimum health care plan which paid for almost everything. It… Read full post »

JUNE 16, 2009 2:57PM

This Little Piggy Went to Market

 

 

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We’re two months into the swine flu. The number of cases has grown to 30,000 and a pandemic has been declared, but the media hype disappeared when the death tolls didn’t materialize. This may be one case when no news isn’t good news.

 

Given the gnarly recoRead full post »

JUNE 7, 2009 3:02PM

Drive-In God? Yep, We Got That!

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Pastor Larry Deich greets congregants at his drive-in church

 

It’s Sunday and good Christians everywhere are going to  church. But it's such a hassle. I mean you gotta get dressed, brush your teeth, load up the family in the car, drive all t/

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I had a brilliant idea at the oil change/car wash place in Reno a few weeks ago. With 30 minutes to kill, no computer on me, the worst news channel on the planet droning away in the background (yes, FOX ) and the only available reading material a Fancy Homes RealRead full post »

I'm reluctant to post this so soon after my recent musing on Baracks's hamburger habit. I mean I love the man, but I'm not an obsessed groupie who plans on posting Obama stuff all the time. It's just that it's fresh in my mind.

I had my meeting with Tom McClin… Read full post »

JUNE 1, 2009 11:42AM

A Poem For Chicago Guy

Chicago Guy tapped into something I mentioned  in my post the other day- Earth to Barack: Stop Eating So Many Hamburgers

He wrote: "Wait a minute. . . Barack's dining habits are news and everything---But I want to hear the story about how you found yourself sitting in Abbie Hoffman's a… Read full post »

 

I love you Barack and I'm not the preachy type. I don't get off on telling people what to do. I learned my lesson the hard way back in 1986 in New York City. I was sitting in Abbie Hoffman's apartment and noticing he was suffering from a head cold,

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Tahoeans are really good at juggling several jobs in order to survive. The insert signature feature on my email (I have five active email addresses) is actually more of a curse than a blessing. I'm routinely darting between two or three different titles in one day and editing what appe… Read full post »

I'm new to Open Salon and thought I better introduce myself.

I was born during the tense days of the cuban missle crisis, two days after Kennedy and Khrushchev came to enough of an agreement about recently discovered Soviet missile installations in Cuba to avert a potential nuclear war.… Read full post »

MAY 27, 2009 12:23PM

Roland Burris is King of LaLa Land

 

“Please check the affidavit.

That’s all I’m asking you all.

Read Affidavit One.

Have you read it?

Have you read it?”

Did you see the video of this interchange with Roland Burris and the media outside of his Chicago home this morning? OMG! He went… Read full post »

A few years ago Michael Franti and a few of his band members came to my house to take a shower and relax after a show at Truckee Amphitheater. He's really tall - about 6' 6" - and although he didn't complain, I'm pretty sure he was really uncomfortable crouching under my relatively… Read full post »


Joe said torture isn't as bad a nuclear war on his show this morning

Joe said torture isn't as bad as nuclear war on his show this morning

If you’ve read this Keyboard Show post from February then you already know I’ve got issues with Joe Scarborough…I’m a new blogger without much to boast about, but I will say that post has been my/

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MAY 24, 2009 6:05PM

“Step Child” Moniker Must Go!


One of the most difficult challenges in my life currently is helping my son deal with the anxiety and sadness that overwhelm him when it’s time to visit his father. He loves and adores his father, who remarried and moved away four years ago, but has big issues with his Stepmother.

During a

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MARCH 2, 2009 11:06PM

Stoned with a Hero


Cramped in a tiny Manhattan flat
I sat
together with this icon of an era.
He was tired, eyes dark
on another low.
Sick, with a cloudy cold.
He wanted to smoke
and we joined him.
He was briefly enthusiastic
as he showed his movies of the Galapagos
and talked of/

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