Fourth Rightie - a Tea Party Animal

Fourth Rightie - a Tea Party Animal
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December 31
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Bandersnatch
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Long Island Iced Tea Party
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Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee, greenest state in the Land Of The Free. Chased sheep through the woods, so I knew every tree. Killed a beer at a bar when I was only three. Fourth Rightie, King of The Long Island Iced Tea Party animals

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Salon.com
SEPTEMBER 25, 2010 10:30AM

The ‘Pledge to America’ Is Candy-Ass

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pledge-to-americaThe Pledge is wimpy, wimpy, wimpy. 
It does not come close to what America needs to be a great country again.


What the Pledge does not promise is to…

Make Christianity the official religion of
the US of A

Make gay marriage a felony

Eliminate Social Security, Welfare, Medicaid, Medicare and Foodstamps

Make bonuses for financial executives illegal – punishing with jail-time all recipients, corporate officers, members of the board of directors, and whoever the major stockholder is

Create a Constitutional Amendment to Balance the Budget with no tricky numbershit that really doesn’t

Repeal the 14th Amendment to fix our insane immigration system that allows babies who are born here to be real citizens without even speaking our language

Convene a Military Tribunal to try Keith Olberman and Rachel Maddow for Treason

Outlaw gays from the military, and make them take an oath that they are not sicko perverts when they take that other oath

Not only allow police to shoot illegal aliens on sight, but create a big-ass bounty for doing so, and give them their own tv show on Fox

gay_symbolRequire gays to wear pink armbands with a large G-and-Crossbones when they are within 500 yards of sweet, innocent, tender little children. (BTW: I designed this logo myself.)

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran — before they get nukes that threaten Afghanistan

And finally to ….

Deport Barack Hussein Obama back to Nigeria. And make him take his socialist Obamacare, and job-killing tax system with him

The blog was officially approved by Sharron Angle, Christine O’Donnell, and Rand Paul, candidates who represent the will of the people like me.

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I think you missed making Rush Limbaugh Chief Justice Of the Supreme Court.
Funny. It is supposed to funny, right?
Obama should be deported to Hawaii where he could surf in exile.
Funny. It is supposed to funny, right?
I'm as serious as Sarah Palin with a rifle at my shoulder and a bufflo in my sights
WHAT??? No Glenn Beck for King? No Michele Bachmann for town whore, I mean Queen?

Here, dude... have a cupcake. Matter a fact, have a couple!
;~)
I like the idea of Glenn Beck for King, but maybe he should be Pope of a new Church-State. And I think Michelle Bachman has the qualities that would make her a great Ambassador to any country we want to go to war with
"Make Christianity the official religion of
the US of A"

Are you a fucking lunatic? Have you actually read the first amendment? The part that says there shall be no official religion? You don't represent the Tea Party which stands for constitutional law, not fundamentalist law, like they have in Iran.