Franish Nonspeaker

A Baker's Ramblings

franishnonspeaker

franishnonspeaker
Location
Austin, Texas, USA
Birthday
March 25
Bio
Salut! Franish Nonspeaker refers to my absolute lack of an ear for languages. Case in point- I speak French with a Spanish accent. And I use the term "speak" loosely. I attempted to learn French because I spent 5 weeks in Paris to attend Le Cordon Bleu's Patisserie Program. Mostly I learned that I picked up more Spanish than I thought when I studied in Madrid in college. I have a terrible habit of forgetting a French term and subbing Spanish. I started this blog to chronicle my adventures in Paris and found I really enjoyed writing. I'm now back in Austin and still baking (and writing) away. I hope you enjoy! Love, Shelley

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You'll experience the fluidity of time. You'll place your precious attention on the things that really warrant your focus, and suddenly time stretches or contracts to accommodate what you want to accomplish.

When I read my horoscope, I took a deep breath and wished with all my might that it would come/…

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Brioche cinnamon rolls... made with love. And lots of butter. But mostly love. It's the most important ingredient.

I come from a family of doers, not emoters. That's how we show our love for one another. We aren't the most demonstrative family, although we are affectionate in our own way. It's just/…

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APRIL 23, 2012 7:31PM

Carrot Cake 2.0 --> Bouchons!


I've had a streak of bad luck with cakes as of late. As I've mentioned before, cake making is not my bag. Despite my lack of cake making mojo, I plug on. Sometimes I persevere and sometimes, not so much...

Lately, it's been more of the latter than former. For that reason,… Read full post »
APRIL 8, 2012 9:50PM

Strawberry Cupcakes



This is my one concession to The Cute. I've now banished it from my system and vow to return to usual programming.

Cute is not in my wheelhouse. I'm not much for styled shots and props- although I enjoy others' efforts in this vein- it's just not my cup of tea. Every… Read full post »
If you don't already read Joy's blog, Joy the Baker, well, you should. Her blog is one part confessional, one part food blog, and a whole heaping measure of girly fun. (Sorry for the terrible ratio pun- I couldn't help myself. Somehow I think Joy would approve. She seems a little/… Read full post »
MARCH 13, 2012 10:25PM

Vanilla Raised Doughnuts


We're still pretty blue and are missing Harry terribly so I decided to make happy food. Happy food is associated with good times and fond memories. I didn't coin the phrase "happy food" but I sure wish I had. It's so apropos. I first heard it from Bellwether Vance and I'm sure/…

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You might notice a preponderance of chocolate in my last few posts. That's because I've been self-medicating a heavy heart. As of late, I've needed mega doses of chocolate just to get through the day.

Our beagle, Harry, was diagnosed with prostate cancer last October. It's a rare form of cancer/… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 13, 2012 8:10PM

Chocolate Chili Spice Cookies



I'm always admiring the lovely little creations Whimsy & Spice churn out so when I saw the chocolate chili spice cookie featured in their Valentine's Day cookie box, I couldn't wait to get in the kitchen to try to re-create them.

Adding a savory element (or in this case two) to a… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 7, 2012 9:21PM

Nigel Slater's Chocolate Beetroot Cake


Beets are controversial. Like cilantro, people seem to either love them or hate them. Me- I'm in the love 'em camp.

I'd been seeing beet cake recipes pop up every now and then and kept meaning to try making one. I adored this gorgeous video on making a beet cake from the couple/…

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JANUARY 23, 2012 10:43AM

Green Tea Fortune Cookies


Don't you just love it when you get a do-over?

So I'm going to get in a New Year's post after all... Happy Chinese New Year! It's The Year of the Dragon and according to Chinese lore, the Dragon zodiac year is the most special and is said to bring good fortune.

I/…

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The New Year just began and already I'm running behind...

Before I can get a fresh start on this year, I need to close out last year. I can't move ahead with posting anything I've made recently 'cause I’m all out of blogging sorts.

I made these bars some time last October. Must/…

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DECEMBER 19, 2011 3:33PM

Holiday Cookie Wrap Up

I hope everyone is having a joyful holiday season. I'm trying to do the same over here.

We're spending Christmas in Austin due to work commitments so I'm a little bummed we won't be heading home to spend the holiday with family. We always stop in New Orleans for a couple of/…

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DECEMBER 5, 2011 4:21PM

Karen Krasne's Bonaparte Cake

I usually don't go in for fussy desserts. Fussy is not my style. Also, my patience has its limits.

This cake really tried my patience.

In the end, the effort was worth it but I doubt that I'll be making this baby again anytime soon. (Which is such an apt analogy- this/…

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NOVEMBER 22, 2011 6:56PM

Triple-Ginger Cake

"Oh shit, I turned into my mother."

My best friend bought me a pin with that saying many years ago. It's one of several items that I keep on a memory board, along with a few old pics of her.

We met in high school when we discovered we were both dating the/… Read full post »
Every Halloween swarms of trick-or-treaters descend on our neighborhood like a plague of locusts. We stockpile gobs of candy to pass out to the hordes but it's never enough- we always run out. Mostly because the number of kiddos arriving in droves on our doorstep seems t/… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 1, 2011 5:50PM

Seattle and a Sour Cherry Pie

Around mid-summer, when it wasn't uncommon for the mercury to rise to well into the hundreds for days in a row, I started planning a fall getaway. While cold, dark, and wet may not sound like ideal vacation weather to most, it sounded like heaven to me after the dog days of/…

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Do you know how hard it is to photograph ice cream? Pretty hard, actually.

The fact that it melts at an exceedingly fast rate can be a tricky but the biggest problem is that there's a bowl of delectable ice cream just sitting right in front of you and you can't even have… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 28, 2011 8:59PM

Magic Bars for Austin Bakes for Bastrop

I'm making magic bars (hold the bacon) for Austin Bakes for Bastrop on October 1st. You may remember the Austin Bakes group from the bake sale for Japan. Austin Bakes for Japan was a resounding success, raised almost $12,000, and created an amazing network of Austin bakers and food artisans/…

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Slow Food USA believes that “slow food shouldn’t have to cost more than fast food.†In an effort to take back the “value meal†they issued a $5 meal challenge. Lisa and I co-hosted a potluck to participate in the challenge.

We asked potluck attendees to bring a dish, such as/…

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SEPTEMBER 13, 2011 8:38PM

Lemon Buttermilk Cake with Meringue


I’ve been on a meringue kick recently and I especially love the old fashioned look of a meringue topped cake.

There’s just something beguiling about a meringue’s fluffy, cloudlike appearance. Wouldn't you agree?

SEPTEMBER 5, 2011 4:39PM

Raclette and Red Potato Savory Tart

Aren't these potatoes pretty? Or as pretty as a potato can be, right? So pretty it's amazing that they languished at the bottom of the bin for as long as they did. When I finally pulled them out to put them to use, I was a little ashamed of myself.

Three lonely,/…

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AUGUST 28, 2011 5:26PM

Pistachio Macarons


Sometimes procrastination serves me well. I've had the recipe and pictures for this post sitting in my editing queue for a few weeks now. I had been avoiding putting words to the pictures.

That's a dreary opener but this isn't going to be a sob story. (Spoiler alert: it ends well.)

What I/…

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My husband, whom I affectionately refer to as Le Chef when he gets doctrinaire about culinary conventions, is a classicist when it comes to ice cream. No such thing as froyo will ever cross his lips. By his way of thinking, if it doesn’t contain eggs and wasn’t made from a/…

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AUGUST 2, 2011 9:37PM

Peach Clafoutis for a Pie-luck

I recently attended a pot luck pie social, dubbed a pie-luck, hosted by the Austin Food Blogger Alliance. Aside from getting together to eat pie, which is a perfectly fine reason in its own right, the pie-luck included a contest to determine the featured pie at a upcoming fundrais/…

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I love watermelon juice- it’s my standard order at the local juice shop I frequent. With Texas producing particularly fine melons and it being the height of the season, I decided to make my own at home.

Watermelon juice really shouldn’t require a recipe, right? Kind of seems self explanatory. Jui/…

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