Random Things that Fall Out of My Head
Frank Michels
- Location
- Nashville, Tennessee, USA
- Birthday
- March 29
- Bio
- Frank Michels is a songwriter, musician, and producer in Nashville, Tennessee. He likes to dig in the dirt and plant flowers, cook tasty things, walk his dog, and play really fast riffs on a telecaster guitar.
MY RECENT POSTS
- When Your Hairdresser Leaves
Town
April 25, 2012 07:35AM - What? No More Coffee or
Chocolate?!!
April 20, 2012 07:53AM - Am I the Only One Who Loves
the "Marry Bacon" Ad?
April 18, 2012 07:24AM - Cute Kittens Throw Support to
Mitt Romney
April 16, 2012 07:46AM - Our Idiot Tennessee
Legislators
April 13, 2012 08:00AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I would rather have to
walk around in urine-soaked
pants than
to ever see
another…”
May 19, 2012 08:53AM - “Good post. One of our
local ministers recently wrote
an op-ed
piece saying a
lot…”
May 19, 2012 08:45AM - “I love this--great
writing! This year, Arizona
and my state,
Tennessee, seem
to b…”
May 15, 2012 08:52PM - “Now that is some fine
rhyming!”
May 08, 2012 09:56PM - “I thought I was the only
one who had a special recipe
for
turnip and raisin
surpr…”
April 25, 2012 07:50AM
Frank Michels's Links
- Humor
- Honk For Grandma
- It's a Blog-Eat-Blog World
- Advice From Dr. Lovelorn
- The Smith Family Chooses a Pet
- My Tour of the Open Salon Offices
- It's Cookie Time!
- More Advice From Dr. Lovelorn
- Americans Demand More Cheese!
- Cute Kittens Chronicles
- The Large Cute Kitten Collider
- Cute Kittens--This Time It's Personal
- When Cute Kittens Attack!
- Cute Kittens Take Over Local Home
- Cute Kitten Versus Cute Puppy
- Cute Kittens Invading the US
- Cute Kittens Heave Hairball on Letterman
- Cute Kittens Cause Debt Crisis
- Frank's studio website
- Frank's Nashville Song Demos
When Your Hairdresser Leaves Town
What? No More Coffee or Chocolate?!!
I just drank my last cup of real coffee. I’m not sure I can continue writing this blog, since… Read full post »
Am I the Only One Who Loves the "Marry Bacon" Ad?
Anyone that surfs the web a lot or watches Hulu broadcasts of Comedy Central shows has probably seen the new Jack in the Box… Read full post »
Cute Kittens Throw Support to Mitt Romney
The American Association of Cute Kittens (AACK) yesterday announced that it has gi… Read full post »
To Garden is to Believe in the Future
Yoga Pants in the Dairy Air
This Easter, Why Not Try Lamb?
Tiger Finally Won--But Why Do We Care?
I don’t care about golf. I have never picked up a club, even when I used to live right on a golf cou… Read full post »
My Spring Flowers
Spring came early this year for just about everyone, and Middle Tennessee was no exception. My daffodils were blooming in mid-Febr… Read full post »
Cute Blonde Girl Singers Clog Nashville Streets
Creaky Old Rock Stars Just Won't Quit
Free Money! (if one can be bothered...)
Last Sunday I was walking my dog up in back of the high school, like I do every week. As I strolled along,… Read full post »
What is it with Women and Shoes?

I consider myself a normal guy, and as such, I haven’t got a clue what is going on in women’s heads most of the time. But I get along somehow, even if I mostly have to… Read full post »
Why Won't Obama Use His Magic Wand?
Here we go again. Gas prices are on the rise, just like every spring, and Americans know just who to blame--President Obama.… Read full post »
Don't Read This--You Might Catch My Cold
Fundamentalists Have Hijacked the word "Values"
The headline in yesterday’s Tennessean newspaper shouted, “Values Voters Show Power,” with the sub-h… Read full post »
Hep Cat Refuses To Go Naked
When I moved to Nashville 25 years ago, middle Tennessee was not considered a hotspot for tornados. Those kinds of storms were a problem for other people, the ones that lived in Oklahoma and Kansas. But all that ha… Read full post »
The Nasty Carbuncle on John Boehner's Ass

Speaker of the House John Boehner was sitting with his family in church. Suddenly, a loud voice was heard, coming from somewhere in his nether regions. “College girls who use birth control ar… Read full post »
I Was a Teenage Pot Head
When I look back to my late teens and early twenties, and think about how much marijuana and hashish I smoked, i… Read full post »
Now, Can We Finally Get Out of Afghanistan?
After over 10 years of war and occupation in Afghanistan, what do we really have to show for it? Over 1900 of ou… Read full post »
It's Time to do Taxes! (groan)
For many years, I did my own taxes. I figured, hey, I’m a pretty smart guy, and my tax situation is fairly strai… Read full post »
Questioning Obama's Faith
Rick Santorum has been in the headlines lately, after throwing heaping handfuls of red meat to the Republican base to… Read full post »
Frank Michels's Favorites
Updates
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Uniquely Unqualified
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Nazi Muff-Diving: It Could've Happened Here
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Pigface
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For Memorial Day: "Let There Be Light"
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Combating the OS Plague Known as Safe_Bet's Amy
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MY SMACKDOWN, STRAIGHT-TALKIN' HERO OF THE DAY: DAVID M. ON YAHOO! ANSWERS
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Alternate OS Cover Page For Memorial Day
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Who WOULD Jesus Bomb? Life's questions and answers...
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