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Frank Michels

Frank Michels
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Nashville, Tennessee, USA
Birthday
March 29
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Frank Michels is a songwriter, musician, and producer in Nashville, Tennessee. He likes to dig in the dirt and plant flowers, cook tasty things, walk his dog, and play really fast riffs on a telecaster guitar.

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MARCH 21, 2011 7:58AM

Newspapers--Don't Go!

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I’m a fossil. A calcified, backward facing, stuck in the past guy who loves the feel of newspaper ink on my fingers. A folded paper in a plastic bag, lying in my driveway each morning, pregnant with news articles and sports and comics, that’s what makes me happy.  

Oh, I know I’m part of a dwindling demographic. Most folks don’t have time to read a paper in the morning, and are content to rely on the happy news blaring from a TV in the kitchen as they heat their Pop Tarts. Or, they just get headlines on their smart phones.           

These days, even I spend a fair amount of time on the internet, reading online offerings like Slate and Salon. I could easily get all the information I need without getting my daily paper. But I know that the day they shut down the printing presses, I’m going to be very sad man.           

It’s not like I have an outstanding local paper. The Nashville Tennessean is all right, I suppose, but I grew up in a house that got both the Washington Post and the long-extinct Star each day, newspapers that had extensive world news sections and more than one page of comics. (I delivered the Post as a boy, and those fat Sunday papers almost crippled me.) But The Tennessean is part of the Gannett chain of papers that condenses in-depth articles on national or world events to one paragraph on page A-6, and uses most of the other space highlighting local news, fashion and celebrity coverage. The paper gets skinnier every day. But I don’t blame them, I’m sure they are just trying to provide what they think their customers want in a changing world.           

When I travel as a musician, I always seek out the local paper. Last winter I was in Toronto, Vancouver, and Dallas, all cities that have wonderful newspapers. I’m almost always the only one in the band reading a paper—the other guys always give the impression that they think I’m a little odd for doing it. And maybe I am. But I’m not going to stop.           

Because there is something about holding a newspaper in your hands, turning pages, folding it this way and that to read a particular article. It’s a tangible link to my past, sitting at the kitchen table with my dad, the smell of coffee brewing, discussing the day’s news, and squabbling with my siblings over the comics page.           

Right now I’m sitting at my computer near a front window, glancing out now and then. My paper’s late today, and nothing about my morning routine feels right without it. 

Ahhh! There it is!

 

 

Frank and paper in 1980s 

Frank on the road with paper in the '80's

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You aren't alone. I was never that much of a paper reader. But I have friends who can totally relate to everything you say. I do SAVE certain papers..Landmark events, historic happenings. Regardless of what I like--or don't--it WILL be a very sad day if the presses stop forever.
Nice post~I for one can relate to what you said. Your first paragraph was awesome! "I’m a fossil. A calcified, backward facing, stuck in the past guy who loves the feel of newspaper ink on my fingers."
Congratulations on the EP!
I still sit down every morning with my paper, and have since high school. It's a vital part of my routine and my day just wouldn't start right without it.
I feel exactly the same way!
I'm a former papergirl, so you have my sympathies re being a fossil. I'll always prefer paper over plastic - this includes reading materials.
Like Frank, Lizz, all y'all, I've been a daily newspaper reader since high school. I'm NOT a fossil and live in the modern world of technology quite happily, but this is one habit I've never been able to give up for long. No matter how small the LA Times gets, how lousy the articles and local coverage, I still get some weird joy and comfort reading it.
I only get The Tennessean on the weekends, and I don't even read that very much anymore. But, I understand how you feel.

My brother is very much like you. He reads the paper every day (he lives in Cleveland) and sends me clippings from time to time, about places that we knew from our childhoods, etc. If the daily there ever folds, I know he will mourn that loss.
Thanks for reminding me about the Washington Star. That was the first paper I ever subscribed to, soon after moving to Alexandria, Virginia way, way back in 1977. I hope papers stay forever, but they are getting skimpier every year. Here in Florida, the Palm Beach Post is starting to look like the Pennysaver. Guess I am sort of a 'fossil' too...
Oh, the aroma of ink
I hear you and share the same concerns. It is so much part of us that parting with a dear tradition is very tough to do.
It will be a sad day indeed. Something vibrant went out of my life when spreading the NY Times over the bed, with bagels and cream cheese and coffee, stopped being a ritual. I had moved out of town, a different routine evolved, and now I look back with lament that I may have contributed to the sad demise of newspaper. Whenever we lose something that is sensory, we lose something truly important.
I get it. Not when it comes to the paper, because I hate the way the ink stains my hands, and the size makes it cumbersome to hold, and I can never seem to refold it so it looks as good as when it arrived. But I really miss owning actual CDs and showing off my collection to friends. And now that I have an eReader, I miss having a bookcase full of titles I care to see every day. I wouldn't give up the convenience of my iPod or my Kindle or reading the news on my BlackBerry, but it doesn't keep me from being sentimental.
I agree. On the weekend, I like turning over the pages of the NYT page by page, pleasant surprises everywhere.
I hate searching all over a website to find Dilbert, Bizarro and my other favorite comics.
::sigh:: I loved the days when the Miami Herald swacked onto the drive, a semaphore for a cuppa and a few quiet moments alone with it's smear free inked pages before the crazies began.
well put. check out my blog -- all about newspapers lately. was a reporter and editor my entire life -- even in high school. got laid off -- with 50% of the newsroom. i mourn the loss of what print has become. there's nothing like a newspaper ... my first true love. thanks for this ode to what was ... (and keep subscribing :)
When I was in the dorms in college in the 80's, you'd poke your head out of the door and see a newspaper in front of pretty much every room in the hallway. When I moved into my apartment over 10 years ago, about half the units (small complex) got a daily/Sunday paper. Now? I'm the only one. There's something about the the ritual that I find even more necessary as our world gets ever more techno-driven, and I dearly hope print papers hang on as long as possible.
Only recently have I gone from reading 2 papers a day to only 1. The reason was economic. In the years I spent traveling for business, I read USA Today each morning and then went online for my local paper.
Like you, I have been a news junkie my entire life and still prefer it in the "ink on paper" format. There's nothing else like it.
Too bad there continues to be a demise in the newspaper publishing world. Computers are good but they're getting to the point where they detract rather than contribute to our lives.
I routinely describe myself as a fossil. And a Luddite. And yes, I love the feel and smell of a newspaper. There's just something about getting it to lay flat when you're slurpin' that cup of coffee. I also bemoan what constitutes news today -- at least newspapers can contain fluff in descrete sections, so when you want some you know where to get it. (But I wanted to marry Walter Cronkite when I was seven.)