I really liked that post you did about your struggles with eating and the subsequent diagnosis of your eating disorder.  I only wish you hadn't posted pictures, because I was disgusted by your fat ass.

That was an interesting analysis you did on Sarah Palin's resignation.  I didn't know they had internet access at the insane asylum.  Can you have the doctor's adjust your dosages?

You don't know what you're talking about: Dr. Amy is the most brilliant medical professional in the world.

You can't avoid us.  We're out there on the edges of cyberspace, lurking, waiting for our moment to strike.   We feed on your anger and outrage. Father's lock up your daughters.  Bakers, lock up your cake.