Freaky Troll

Freaky Troll
Location
Bottom of Purse, Washington,
Birthday
November 11
Bio
I like cake, and cake activities. Please tell me about your cake IN DETAIL. ---------------------------------------------------- Member of the Troll Women Activist Team. ---------------------------------------------------- Creator of Prop. Cake ---------------------------------------------------- Puts the "Open" into Open Salon ---------------------------------------------------- Victim of Zerry's jealousing ---------------------------------------------------- I MUST LAND ON SALON'S FRONT PAGE. IT'S MY RIGHT! LOOKIT! _________________________________ FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK: FREAQUI TROLL

MY RECENT POSTS

SEPTEMBER 2, 2013 9:38PM

Where y'all been?

Oh dear Lord the ape has been impossible for the past THREE YEARS. THREE YEARS! And who had to pick up the slack? That's right, ME ME ME. All alone. ::tsk::
 
I still look super fab. The ape is all shar pei'ed. Really, time is not that woman's friend.
I'm gonna hit the button
 
bingo hopper
 
All those people sitting around with nothing to daub.  So sad.
 
Updates posted as investigation unfolds. 
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MAY 28, 2010 8:28PM

Coleman Dead. Beer goes warm.

coleman
 
We will miss you Coleman.  Now how am I going to keep my sheetcakes cold? THIS IS SO SAD!
 
I'll update as more details become available. 
MAY 15, 2010 12:05AM

NSFW: Green Beans for Barry

I started off with good intentions, I did!
 
bbdcake
 
 
So, some stuff happened, and then some more stuff, and then I blacked out.  I think raccoons were somehow involved.  IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
 
SOOOOOOOOOO....
Greenbeans
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARRY!  Now for your pre… Read full post »
 
 
 
The Donald keeps telling me I'm fire
 
MAY 11, 2010 12:33AM

Two Clicks

fancy
 
 
 
apple bottom
::THUD::
 
MARCH 21, 2010 6:36PM

I've just about had it with y'all

I made a promise to myself that I was done with the preachy posts because one, I risk wrinkling my plastic head over sterning, and two, it doesn't do any good.  Only the choir reads the church bulletin.

But as we know, all promises are made to be broken… Read full post »

steve blevins doll


1. The game is called "Two Truths and a Lie." Zerry, Thomas, and Judy have each submitted three statements, two of which are true and one of which is false. You must correctly identify the false statements.

2. List the three "lies" in the… Read full post »

MARCH 14, 2010 8:30PM

Freaky Fire in the Hole!

Last weekend I attending the Fiery Food Show in Alb.. Albu.. Alber... in a city near Santa Fe.  I decided to be super generous and share some of my pictures from the show.  Please to enjoy:
 
1
 
product master
 
sample 1
 
sample 2
 
sample 3
 
cool down 1
 
MARCH 2, 2010 8:49PM

::THUMP THUMP:: 5 ::THUMP THUMP::

 
 
FIRE  FIRE
::THUMP THUMP THUMP::

FIRE  FIRE
::THUMP THUMP THUMP::

FIRE  FIRE
::THUMP THUMP THUMP::

DON'T SPIT, DON'T SPIT, DON'T SPIT
::WHOOP WHOOP:: ::WHOOP WHOOP::

FAR  FIRE
::THUMP THUMP THUMP::

five words


FIRE FIRE
::THUMP THUMP THUMP::

TAKE OFF YOUR CLOAK, RIDE MY LADY S/… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 26, 2010 9:22PM

NSFW AT ALL

NSFW

I know with all of y'alls birthdays coming up, you've been thinking about what you're going to buy me me me.  Well, let me tell you, I have unique and very refined (sugar) taste.  Let me take you on a tour of my tote bag:

red bino

This is Bosco.  He
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JANUARY 23, 2010 8:30PM

Good News: I look sexy hot in panties

LOOKIT!  LOOKIT!  janiesmithie bought me panties!
JANUARY 9, 2010 7:57PM

Stop With the Meta Posts!

....
 
uh oh
 
I was going to say something, and then I realized...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
DISTRACTION!!
 
sexy sexy
 
GOING TO THE CLUB! 
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JANUARY 5, 2010 10:35PM

I admit I'm nervous

report card
 
Ohhhhh, ohhhhh.... I can't look!  
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DECEMBER 23, 2009 12:19AM

Pink Seizure!

PINK

 
Pink Seizure!
Pink Seizure!
 
Cake is fun
Cake is sick
I wanna take a lick of your big pink stick!

Pink Seizure!
Pink Seizure!

Cake is cool
Cake is slick
I wanna take a lick of your big pink stick!

Pink Seizure!
Pink Seizure!
 
 GONNA HAVE PINK FEVER!
PINK FEVER! PINK FEVER! PINK/… Read full post »
degree
Get in touch with me.  You can be a doctor by this afternoon.
 
HERE'S A DO IT YOURSELF VERSION:
degree blank
Just use a Sharpie to fill in the blanks.  If you need an online version, just write on the monitor. 
 
 
 
And on an unrelated matter:
DECEMBER 20, 2009 9:14PM

In answer to Harry's Challenge

SEXY TONGS!
 
sexy tong
 
I guess there's no accounting for what people find sexy.  I might be careful going to a salad bar with Harry.  Something tells me that might need more than a sneeze guard in place. 
 
****
I was flipping through my photo album and turned… Read full post »
DECEMBER 18, 2009 8:15PM

NSFW: Thank you Julie's husband!

LOOK WHAT JULIE'S HUSBAND GOT ME!
 
z present
 
IT'S CAKE BATH STUFF!  Most excellent.  HOW DID HE KNOW?
 
 
 
So as a reward for being so super nice, I did a little photo spread for him:
 
z bubble bath
 
 
SEND THE KIDS… Read full post »
DECEMBER 15, 2009 9:24PM

'sup?

BOKO let me know that he thought that I was too sub-urban for his tastes.  This surprised me since I'm currently living in the bottom of a purse the ape found at Goodwill - that's the troll equivalent of Section 8. 

I took a couple of days to contemplate his claim,… Read full post »

DECEMBER 12, 2009 9:28PM

Curing the Cat Lady's Head

That starving kitty woman keeps saying her head is falling off.  Personally I think she has a cat allergy, but she seems convinced that it's an on-going migraine. I'm going to list out a sure fire therapy to help her over the headache hump (Humping might help too.)

To start, let's all… Read full post »

DECEMBER 10, 2009 7:12PM

Making Hostility Festive

I decided to accept iamshirley's challenge.
 
festive-hostility
 
And remember, with enough eggnog, anything can be festive... or seizure inducing. 
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DECEMBER 7, 2009 4:23PM

Letting MrsRaptor Down

tiger caught