From reading the posts (well I read the ticker thingie) I can see that maybe what's keeping me off the front page is my lack of connecting myself to God. I can assure you that I am very much connected to God. He's in my Pick Five. Religious leaders also just love, love, love me.
"We just love, love, love Freaky Troll"
In fact I was just hanging out with God last night. He's a hoot. We watched a marathon of "I Want to Work for Diddy" and then we made s'mores. Since he's God, he kept the chocolate and marshmallows from getting in my hair.
God, major hoot
(you can tell he's God, he doesn't have a belly button)
He said that he's been reading on OS about people that don't believe in him. He says that's cool. He can handle that. He's God. He doesn't want y'all to get lonely though. He suggests that the ones that don't believe in him might like to arrange regular get togethers, like once a week or so. Oh, and maybe write some songs about how you don't believe in him and sing them all together. Then you can have a pot luck dinner or something.
So, just to cover our bases: If you believe in God, you should be thrilled to know me (and write about me - use pictures). And if you don't believe in God, you should be thrilled to know me (write about me - use pictures) because I can cover your ass, you know, just in case there might be a huge God ready to smite you.