It's snowing here. Really snowing. It's so cute! The ape is blathering on, wringing her hands. What a downer. I decided to go out and have some fun.
That's my shot being totally inspirational. It has an added benefit of being upskirt. Those are all the rage right now, so I'm pretty sure this pic will get me on the front cover.
I built this cute snowman. I'm thinking this shot could get me in the next Bob Eckstein book.
Here I am x-treme roof skiing. Totally hawt. I don't know how I didn't melt the snow! Speaking of HAWT:
Have you unswooned yet? I love making troll angels. Now on to more swooning:
WOW! That's really cold HAWT. You know why I took this picture? Because I love you more than Lonnie ever could. Have you seen his butt in the snow? NO! Anyone can do a butt beach shot, but only Freaky Troll is bringing you all season butt.
Now I've got to go get all dressed up and make some martinis. I'm listening to the ape ramble on about the weather and evidently the Donners are giving some kind of party. I JUST LOVE THE SNOW!
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Where is the cake in this shot?? what, no cake???
Someone must have forgot the sweet cake.
Pawed!
Still laughing at "troll angels"...
I'm amazed at how much pinker the snow makes your hair!
Rated. Of course.
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I am a little worried with that last picture, Freaky--you could do serious frostbite damage to your foot hole.
shush up....... be calm
Your snow angeling is particularly snowy. And angelic.
to send you a butt shot, but, (he he) realized the competition,
from you, was too stiff, shall we say.
Dean
This is great! Do you have a sister?
You always make me laugh...
Hey, did you see that the parent Salon.com has an article in defense of pie?
What are your thoughts on pie? Have you ever been with pie? What kind of pie would you be, if you were pie? Is cake passé now that Salon.com is focusing on pie?
The fact that your 'sex hole' is on your foot made me shiver...
'Into the Blue' is playing like crazy on the box this month. That Jessica Alba has a 'freaky troll ass' from the looks of it. Rock hard and toned... Ahh to be younger and rich and able to workout for hours every day... Only thing missing is the freaky troll belly. Does rubbing it really bring good luck or is it the hair.