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DECEMBER 27, 2008 1:48AM

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Heather Ryan's nose has inspired me!

Me, all growing old gracefully too!

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me me me, it's all about me, all the time, cake, the eds have a nose fetish, i bet this gets me on the front page for sure

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Lookit, look at my nose. Look at the sticks and stuff in my nose... look look lookit

Freaky Troll

December 27, 2008 01:50 AM

giggle, ok, now which hoop/stud did you pick?

hyblaean- Julie

December 27, 2008 01:52 AM

I got a donut shaped one.

Freaky Troll

December 27, 2008 01:53 AM

You gotta' be careful, Freaky. I think them acupuncturistics come from Planet Voltron. But that might be the Stoli talkin'...

Catamitebastard

December 27, 2008 01:55 AM

Oh, and did our package get to T&D???

Catamitebastard

December 27, 2008 01:55 AM

Iway oldtay ouyay, oday otnay aysay anythingway otay ethay
apeway aboutway ethay ackagepay!

Freaky Troll

December 27, 2008 01:57 AM

ouyay oldstayed yayit. Ightray?

Catamitebastard

December 27, 2008 02:01 AM

I don't understand what you're typing. Have you been drinking? I saw you were going to the liquor store. I honked.

Freaky Troll

December 27, 2008 02:04 AM

Can you still pick your nose? Not that you would actually have
anything to pick, but a fruit fly might fly up there, you never
know.

DakiniDancer

December 27, 2008 02:04 AM

Just medicinally...

Catamitebastard

December 27, 2008 02:04 AM

I was at the liquor store. I have not had enough to drink yet to do THAT! You are one brave troll.

Without a Paddle

December 27, 2008 02:07 AM

It's just...I have this feeling she's onto us, Freaky...

Catamitebastard

December 27, 2008 02:07 AM

And I have all this guilt...and it's St. Stephen's day and I should be in church throwing rocks at statues...

Catamitebastard

December 27, 2008 02:09 AM

pfffftttt, catman. The ape is so distracted by the lack of food that ends in "..tos" and the flies, she barely knows where she is.

Freaky Troll

December 27, 2008 02:09 AM

You crack me up! Personally, I think a piercing would look really great in your foot hole.

M B

December 27, 2008 02:12 AM

That's kinky.

Freaky Troll

December 27, 2008 02:14 AM

Can I stop throwing rocks???

Catamitebastard

December 27, 2008 02:16 AM

Throw Ding Dongs.

Freaky Troll

December 27, 2008 02:17 AM

...at me

Freaky Troll

December 27, 2008 02:17 AM

Um...well, you know I want to. Are you replacing St. Stephen? Cause it's St. Stephen's day...I fine with you gettin' all proxy on that, since I'm not catholic...But I don't have any ding-dongs. Just these blueberry scones...

Catamitebastard

December 27, 2008 02:19 AM

Pope Rob said I can be St. Freaky. Scones are just fine. Put some preserves on them first.

Freaky Troll

December 27, 2008 02:21 AM

Cool. I have peach preserves. I think that will work nicely with the blueberries...

Catamitebastard

December 27, 2008 02:22 AM

YAY! I'm going to go to bed now. I hope to wake up covered in peach and scones.

Freaky Troll

December 27, 2008 02:23 AM

Freaky, you really nailed it with your piercing wit this time. I bet you're on pins and needles waiting to find out what the outcome is. But stick with it—we'll all cross our fingers for you that you'll be an Editor's Nose Pick in no time.

Kent Pitman

December 27, 2008 02:26 AM

Freaky I just know this will preserve your spot on the cover for four or five days!

CoyoteOldStyle

December 27, 2008 06:46 AM

From the picture, I was thinking it must be St. Sebastian's Day.

Rob St. Amant

December 27, 2008 07:22 AM

Freaky, that photo on the front page has become my new emblem for the 2008 holiday season. Hilarious in its disgusting longevity, But you ... you look younger already. And more beautiful.

And is that number your photo below the millions who are reading you? Almost as many as for my gay cruise that hogged the front page last weekend.

Lea Lane

December 27, 2008 08:57 AM

As a Catholic kid, I used to read The Lives of the Saints. (No, Rob, you weren't in it.) The book was all full of salacious details. For confirmation I chose Saint Perpetua who had a child out of wedlock. As a teen, this was very interesting to me but they provided no details on this point. So, I think it was St. Stephen who was full of arrows.
Saint Freaky?

o'stephanie

December 27, 2008 09:04 AM

Very hip and brave Freaky. That photo on the cover for a week made me wince more than once. Although it was a nose being pierced, all I could keep thinking were the cats that get their scrotum's pierced. WTF are they thinking????????????????????????????

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Kind of Blue

December 27, 2008 10:37 AM

I thought cats were often neutered--I've never seen one with a pierced scrotum.

Have you had any Christmas cake this holiday season, Freaky? I had the strange and pleasurable experience of trying this in England. It's sort of like a fruit cake but not really soaked in ridiculous amounts of liquor for days. At least that's how I remember it. And it had white, smooth frosting that made it look like it had snowed on the cake. I think it's certainly not everyone's cup of tea, but I dug it.

Btw, I'm all for some foot hole piercing. Nothing too extreme, mind you. Maybe just like a stud?

Chris K

December 27, 2008 10:50 AM

Why would you destroy such perfect beauty by poking holes in your nose?!!

Michael Rodgers

December 27, 2008 11:07 AM

the front page nose picture was weirding me out too ms. troll. never read the article. just kept going to the homepage and just kept getting weirded out.

mjay

December 27, 2008 01:05 PM

Having watched grampa neuter bulls with wrie and a pair of pliers and wwatche him put rings in the nose of bulls and pigs, I had to look away from this photo. You have been set-up to be led around by your nose.

Tom Cordle

December 27, 2008 01:35 PM

Freaky you are awesome! We need to see your jewelry now. To all those going "ouch!" it actually doesn't hurt. At least mine didn't..........
(funny hysterical post - funny stat counter too"

Cherie Siebert 'artsfish'

December 27, 2008 02:09 PM

I love you Freaky. Hot damn, this made me choke on my coffee.

Heather Ryan

December 27, 2008 02:31 PM

It creeped me out that the nose piercing was on there for 4 or 5 days too.

Also, it made me a little sad that THAT had more longevity than any of my writing. Damn you Kerry!

I'm damning a lot of things, by-the-by.

Heather Ryan

December 27, 2008 02:34 PM

Yay!

LadyMiko

December 27, 2008 04:03 PM

Oh this is great....

marytkelly

December 27, 2008 04:15 PM

oh, i know. this is horrifying. but, your cake worked. got a job offer! if you're out there looking for a j0b, it can happen, even now. i mean, it only took 100 hours day and night, but i got an offer!