Freaky Troll

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I like cake, and cake activities. Please tell me about your cake IN DETAIL. ---------------------------------------------------- Member of the Troll Women Activist Team. ---------------------------------------------------- Creator of Prop. Cake ---------------------------------------------------- Puts the "Open" into Open Salon ---------------------------------------------------- Victim of Zerry's jealousing ---------------------------------------------------- I MUST LAND ON SALON'S FRONT PAGE. IT'S MY RIGHT! LOOKIT! _________________________________ FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK: FREAQUI TROLL

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FEBRUARY 21, 2009 9:06PM

Lookit! I know, I know this guy...UPDATE

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Ugh.  The ape is sick.  The man ape is sick.  It's just all sick sick sick around here.  They're useless.  No photoshoots, no transcribing for me, nothing! 

I've been BORED.  So bored that I've been doing some online research.  Lookit what I found:

snowman copy

I think I know him.   Something seems familar.  Hmmm.....

 

UPDATE:

Well I found this picture.  It doesn't help much.  Everyone on OS wants you to buy their book.  Even those people that don't have a book.

snowman copy

This one wasn't very helpful either:

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OH OH OH!  Now I know!

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Awww... he's been doodling me again!

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Who deflated Mike Wazowski?
Catamitebastard
February 21, 2009 09:11 PM
You just made up that name.
Freaky Troll
February 21, 2009 09:12 PM
It looks like Joe Biden to me, but I can't in my wildest dreams imagine anyone making a Joe Biden snowman. At least not anyone sane.
overworkedtiredandnumb
February 21, 2009 09:15 PM
he's a cross between John McCain and Matt Lauer.

or maybe it's Zerry. does anybody really know what he looks like?
lpsrocks
February 21, 2009 09:19 PM
Well, there's two eyes... so, I'm not so sure...
Freaky Troll
February 21, 2009 09:25 PM
That's sort of, somewhat like, almost the London Snowman. My apologies to Celestial Elf.
pat-on-mars
February 21, 2009 09:26 PM
No Freaky, it's a "Mike Wazowski" hat, from "Monsters, Inc." I have a big Mike doll...one eye though, kinda like Kerry...
Catamitebastard
February 21, 2009 09:31 PM
I'm pretty sure this is a guy I saw on OS. Oh! Maybe it's Bill Maher. Bill has been clogging up my mail here. So tedious.
Freaky Troll
February 21, 2009 09:32 PM
could be, bill maher's got some junk in the trunk fo sho
bbd
February 21, 2009 09:35 PM
hmmm... something something seems familar... hmmmm
Freaky Troll
February 21, 2009 09:38 PM
no, bob, I think it's more like John Candy than Brad...
bbd
February 21, 2009 09:41 PM
I'm going to do some more research into this... I'll update...
Freaky Troll
February 21, 2009 09:41 PM
I'm going to have to vote Joe Biden also. I'd know that smile anywhere. It's on the cover of his book, Promises to Keep: On Life and Politics.

CB, aren't you supposed to be reading your book?
Mrs. Michaels
February 21, 2009 09:55 PM
Fuck that book. Got to page 71 (a real struggle not to defenstrate the damned thing), had to stop. Could.Not.Read.It. First book I've never finished.

GREAT sentences. But that's all.
Catamitebastard
February 21, 2009 10:13 PM
I've been reading Pillars of the Earth for eighteen years.
Freaky Troll
February 21, 2009 10:15 PM
Clooney? George Clooney?
Bob Eckstein
February 21, 2009 10:18 PM
Freaky, you have not been over to comment on my post aboutYOU, YOU, YOU! and CB, I was cutting you some slack for not visiting because I thought you were reading REAL writers!
M B
February 21, 2009 10:19 PM
Man, I tried...I may have to read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" again now, just to reinvigorate my love of literature. Or Maldoror.
Catamitebastard
February 21, 2009 10:22 PM
Well, George does have an iPhone and he's a mad doodler...
Freaky Troll
February 21, 2009 10:39 PM
Okay, I want to know why certain people here (you know who you are) haven't come around to view my oscar nudes and make copious comments.... Oh, btw, no nude Freaky there, I wouldn't dare.

Wait. You can glaze cake with Nyquil??? Really???
Sally Swift
February 21, 2009 10:41 PM
being sick sucks :( hope you guys feel better soon

Cat, got Kristin Lavransdatter (haven't even started it, since schools been requiring all my attention lately, but the cover is mighty pretty)
hyblaean- Julie
February 21, 2009 10:42 PM
Hya, you're gonna read it once per year now...it's the bestest ever.
Catamitebastard
February 21, 2009 10:51 PM
I heard that Freaky was having a "dirty weekend" with someone, and I'm not saying who here, but it was so filthy that it wasn't even an option to wash the uh, linens... they were thrown away! After getting her last royalty check from those casino commercials, yes Freaky, it's not a secret any longer ever since I posted the video on my blog, Freaky has been on a bender. I also heard that parts of your troll body have cake icing wedged so deeply into the cracks that it may be impossible to get out. The shame!
Ablonde
February 21, 2009 10:58 PM
I'm sure you're wrong. Freaky IS the paragon of virtue...and virtuosness, and virtuosity and virturility...
Catamitebastard
February 21, 2009 11:01 PM
Oh, yeah, and Virtualaciousness (although I'm not exactly certain we can conjugate it that way).
Catamitebastard
February 21, 2009 11:03 PM
Here it is. All the money to support Freaky's cake habit and certain clandestine trystlike arrangements, it's all coming from here:
http://open.salon.com/blog/ablonde/2009/02/20/freaky_shilling_for_casino_on_television
Ablonde
February 21, 2009 11:16 PM
Sterling Hayden!.......
Gary Justis
February 21, 2009 11:18 PM
does bob have an iPhone too? oh, shit, I'm so confused.

please tell the ape we hope she feels better!

now, I'm off to read more about YOU, YOU, YOU and check out Oscar nudes. and oh shit, again, I haven't even read Mom's latest movie review!

it can't be lonnie, that is SOOOOO not his butt!
lpsrocks
February 21, 2009 11:25 PM
I've been leading a squeaky clean life since I've been awaiting the trial!
Freaky Troll
February 21, 2009 11:40 PM
Gloria Allred told me to say that.
Freaky Troll
February 21, 2009 11:41 PM
Gloria is Catamite's sworn enemy...you should have seen the catfight in 1986...s0meday I will feast on her vile bones...
Catamitebastard
February 21, 2009 11:49 PM
Freaky: Your OH SO PUBLIC persona reveals more about you than you realize. You waited much too long before retaining Gloria Allred as counsel, she can't remake you at this point, the internet is too far reaching. Too many people KNOW. And Freaky, I'd be very, very careful about what you say and do on the Iphone, everything can (and likely will) be subpoenaed. Oops, too late, huh Freaky!

Just one more thing Freaky... you will need to surrender your passport as soon as possible because the DA has determined that you're a flight risk, so you can kiss that lucrative Japanese commercial sayonara!
Ablonde
February 21, 2009 11:53 PM
You need a different lawyer. Gloria eats kittens for breakfast. The really cute kittens.
Catamitebastard
February 21, 2009 11:57 PM
bob, bob, bob...it's not george clooney either. it's rush limbaugh.
bbd
February 21, 2009 11:59 PM
Wait, I posted my comment before those other pictures were added. Now I'm not sure at all. This might be a certain doodler who frequents the Front Page of OS - and Who Got Robbed Right Here On OS?
pat-on-mars
February 22, 2009 12:03 AM
Well to be accurate, I won the Lexus first.
Freaky Troll
February 22, 2009 12:09 AM
Congratulations. That should have been MY Lexus. I'm a little bitter about that.
pat-on-mars
February 22, 2009 12:20 AM
Passport Freaky, hand it over. You're lucky that, for now, the judge has agreed to house arrest. But, any further shenanigans on your part any you will be remanded into custody immediately! Do not take this flippantly Freaky.
Ablonde
February 22, 2009 12:49 AM

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