Dr. knows best...

I know the picture is scary. It's not of me.

I think you mixed up Nancy Pelosi with Gloria Allred. Gloria's
hair is black and she does wear red a lot. Just sayin'

Gloria had some work done to try to look a bit more like me me me. I don't think the swelling has gone down quite yet.

Looks like a cross breed between Gloria Allred, Nancy Pelosi and Sheldon the Wonder Horse. I'm suddenly feeling nauseous. No cake for me.

The children might also be coming AFTER her...scarier!

she does look like a rodent. did you steal from my post, freaky??? love lvoe love

Is that a bullwhip she has slung over her shoulder there?

Freight`ing.
In my sleep?
thump. :thud:
triumph. toss!
Put in a straightjacket for her oily tongue.
She insults posterity. Catamite is so right.
O, madame yodel Ho ho, a rum jug bottle.
O, Poor Pelosi's poisons. A dagger tongue.
O, shovels viperous lies, venom, whispers?
O, scream out. She shoves into the world.?
O, the CEO war's murderous killer agenda!
You see eyes? Look into her tunnel of hate?
You realize she, and the greedy cohorts lie?
The reason for wars, poverty, street people.
Before it's too late, tell creeps the real truth.
O, and CEO care nothing for children. Truth.
O, F. Troll PHD? I no do sleep now. O, Shuck.
She steals kosher pickles from a banana split.

I can't tell if Arthur is mad at me or not.

Freaky, with all due respect, i think Ablonde has fried you. Ablonde is well, she is connected. She knows Tom Cruise.

(but i do think this is somehow something you all could produce for for a larger audience, the copyright thou would be difficult)

Freaky Troll PhD! No!
Never think that. On way.
If you want a new boy friend?
Ya please remember me. okay?
I never view porn. I wonder tho?
You will split a bottle of prune juice?
We can just sit. Stare. Exchange glares.
Love in a "weird" way. huh. O. :xo: thud.

AWWWWWWWWWWWW

That is not a different picture, I don't know what you're talking about.

Arthur is not mad Freaky, he wants to share prune juice, how sweet! or not

She really needs some lip plumping!

FROM THE OFFICE OF ABLONDE, DISTRICT ATTORNEY:
(dictated, not read)

Due to the overwhelming public outrage over the intentional birth of 100 trollettes and the continuing lack of remorse blatantly exhibited by Freaky Troll with regard to respect for cake, the office of D.A. Ablonde intends to proceed with a full trial. Additionally, for future reference Gloria, when pleading nolo contendre, I'd suggest you not make an insulting offer of "non-community service." What does this mean? Let the damn troll work in a bakery? I don't think so. I'll see you in court Gloria. Take those lips from Dr. Phil's hips and start working on your case lady, and lay off Wolf's mug.

Gloria was talking about the non-community as spelled out by Zerry.

AWWWWWWW. Whine?
A bottle of Lambic Kriek malt?
A favorite beverage with blueberries?
A fizzy brew that calms if you are bored?
No sex. No friend. No got a wrist watch?
O, We can read Dr. Seuss or a AmyPhD?
After some sparkling honey mead? Bed?
Or, we can get a cab and go to Pizza hut?
O, no clean shirt with no wine stains tho.
O, okay? We can chew on beef jerky. eh?
No. Yes? Freaky TrollPhd. What's a trip.

Ankle bracelets! Yes, we'll share ankle bracelets!

I see the surgery was a success.

Larry Lawson.
I was speaking Canadian.
Loons speak. Hey! Ya changed?
Freak Troll? You have up Beth?
You doctored? Ia that Dr. Amy?
O, that's a photo of Beth Mann?

recalibration of allred face going well, looking more alien (yum). final transformation can be accomplished in mother ship facilities by gorlockness M.D. the alien doctor is in.

Oh, Christ, what's wrong with Gloria. She's gonna look like hell on the Dr. Phil show next week!

Dr. FTPhD, we are just the *teensiest* bit worried about the ape. Next time you come out of the purse, can you give her this message: Step. away. from. the cold medicine! No more sniffing empty paint cans!
::frantically looking for the number of the old ape's doctor::
Thanks so much!

OMG...Freaky, you are my biggest fan....I mean, I am your biggest fan. You rock like the Stones. Happy Snappy.

Snap.
Freaky Troll PhD is a fan of mine too.
She keeps changing the dang photo tho.
I am going to hop in the crib. All Lonely.
Ya wish Freaky T. would wear T-shirts?
Hope. Ya sell life size Freaky Troll dolls?
Pink fishnets.
Pink T-shirts.
See Through.
I love Freaky.
I'm serious.
Goodnight.

I miss your picture on your blog, Freaky.

Um, and that is going to give me nightmares tonight. Seriously.

I'll go back to my beautiful princess self after the trial.

This whole scene is becoming less focused with each minute that passes.

Dr. Freaky, for your own sake BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!!

(That is TODAY is they didn't teach that in Troll School.)

Monte

Maybe it's from drinking from Wolf Blitzer's mug on her last appearance on the situation room. In case you're interested you can go to MY BLOG where you can read part ONE and TWO!

What is the difference between an incubus and a succubus?

suc

Dear DRFTPhD-I don't know why folks keep sayin' the
picture keeps changing. I was wrong. It has always been
that way.......

Why is her hand so large?

This is awesome and wrong!

Gloria has 'man hands'.

To choose over naked trolls or naked human breasts on OS?
Hmm... I say, "hooray 4 boobies!" "Free them puppies!"

Tits Up Rated

It must have taken $3oo.oo worth of Crest Strips to whiten those teeth. My eyes! My eyes!

what the hell did i miss???

and why do i suddenly want to dye my hair that way??

Oh no! Gloria found Joan River's and Prissilla Presley's plastic surgeon! Retreat! Retreat! Dr. Troll, might I suggest you search for a new attorney. Perhaps Mr. James would be up to the task? (Actually, I just want to see him on Dr. Phil)

did gloria get more and more rodential looking, freaky, or am i losing it?

Dr. Freaky: please proceed with great caution!
We all know from the statement made by D.A. Ms. Ablonde previously ( see below:
1) A troll facing jail time for crimes against cake

2) just given birth to multiples, approximately 100 trollees, some likely trolls with "special needs"

3) no job, no support

4) she will not identify the father, thinks he deserves his privacy

5) she thinks they can survive on one costco sheet cake per week.)

that you were criminally charge for cake assault ONLY, which would indicate that Ms. Allred's recommendation for non-community services is a reasonable proposal. However, here the D.A. Ablonde called for further CRIMINAL charge based on negative public opinion against your birth to 100 cute trolls is a blatant abuse of power on her part (who's the fame Ho now?). In short, I fear her real agenda is to use your case to overturn Roe v. Wade on privacy issue with further encroachment on women's rights. I don't know if Ms. Allred had ever appeared in front of the U.S. Supreme Court, but it maybe wise for you to call ACLU now. ( Also, D.A. Ablonde's titties can be very distracting to the jury. How will Ms. Allred measure up?)

That picture of Gloria..yep, that's how I picture her.

No, that's Gloria.

I am now officially frightened.

That picture is clearly moving and its NOT the brown acid.

OMG