My Freaky Treatment

Freaky Troll

Location: Bottom of Purse, Washington,
Birthday: November 11

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JUNE 22, 2009 11:24PM

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I'm sneaking a post in so y'all won't be all worrying. I'm still in recovery right now, but found an unoccupied ape to help me.

When I checked into the clinic, they invited me to their super mod, super fab open bar:

Then they wrapped me all up in my super comfy cuff:

They monitored my fabulousing with this chic sticky dot thingie:

Then they let me all dry out:

Then it was time for my frosting treatment:

I have another couple of days for the frosting to take. I'll be back with a spectacular reveal update post!

I know you all miss me! I miss me too! I'll be back as soon as I can.

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me me me, our internet connection is super dead, comcast is in cohoots with zerry to keep me off the internets, jealousing is so tacky, my super fab new look is coming soon, hang in there - freaky will be back

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love you freaky, you've been missed. Joan's been heartsick.

bbd

June 22, 2009 11:26 PM

Yeah, Freaky, I was way worried, I thought you had OD'd on butter cream frosting and was in Rehab!

Rated!

LadyMiko

June 22, 2009 11:28 PM

ah, the recuperating revivifying powers of the frosting treatment.

the squirrel

June 22, 2009 11:29 PM

I'm first?????? ooohhh lawdddddd.......who cares about the internetsss connection? You got the most important connection down cold, Ms. Freaky! The I.V. connection.......Hit me again, nurse! Better living through meds!

Annimal

June 22, 2009 11:29 PM

Oh Freaky - we HAVE missed you! Most of all be safe with the frosting recovery . . . we need your hawt self back ASAP, but nothing that would compromise your wholeness. Cake for all!

Owl_Says_Who

June 22, 2009 11:30 PM

freaky - keep your spirits up with obscene amounts of cake!

bahHMMblog

June 22, 2009 11:32 PM

Our internet connection is sick too. I'm going to have one of the apes jam some buttercream around the coaxial cable.

Freaky Troll

June 22, 2009 11:34 PM

So glad to see you Freaky!

SeattleK8

June 22, 2009 11:38 PM

Gimmee 10cc's of frosting.....STAT!

Sheldon The Wonderhorse

June 22, 2009 11:40 PM

I posted about your retreat to the Priddy Family Reunion. There was a Freak in training who abused you by showing my your butt!

Elizabeth Priddy

June 22, 2009 11:43 PM

Girl, you missed a whole bunch of stuff here the last few days. There were even OSers pretending to be YOU. It was all terribly confusing!!

We're awfully glad you're ok.

Vodka?? Me doth thinks Betty Ford. Tee hee hee!

Come back soon!!

:)

LuisG

June 22, 2009 11:47 PM

Freaky! You're not dead!

Leeandra Nolting

June 22, 2009 11:49 PM

Geez, I forgot you were going into rehab, I mean the spa hospital. I thought you looked like that in support of Iran's recent troubles. I needed to flounce on another post, so I borrowed a pic :) I'll be returning to my normal self soon though.

MiddleAgedWomanBlogging

June 22, 2009 11:53 PM

I hope the frosting treatment is as beneficial as it is delicious!

(thumbified for fabulousing)

::p.s. we miss you::

Jodi Kasten

June 22, 2009 11:54 PM

How's your ape doing? Was she in hospital too?

Myriad

June 22, 2009 11:56 PM

Looking forward to your return Ms. Troll, but I'm worried. Sometimes these procedures can go hideously wrong.

nanatehay

June 22, 2009 11:57 PM

I rest easier knowing your return is imminent...

Chuck A. Stetson

June 23, 2009 12:00 AM

You look fabulous frosted! Can't wait to see the results. :)

Shivaun Nestor

June 23, 2009 12:01 AM

Get your cute bare butt back here, hear?

(People are trying to steal your identity right and left.)

Rich Banks

June 23, 2009 12:02 AM

Was your frosting treatment a routine whipped cream or the hardcore buttercream?

Stim

June 23, 2009 01:07 AM

Dear lord, I hope you don't go too far. It just wouldn't be the same coming from Barbie. Although, I suppose, you could still LOVE cake, you'd just have to love throwing up too.

Julie Tarp

June 23, 2009 01:10 AM

Thank God you posted an update...I was worried about you. Can't wait to see the final results...

marytkelly

June 23, 2009 01:13 AM

Reading this has made me feel so, so, so, ------ uplifted.

Can't wait for the reveal Freaky.

Oh, in case you were wondering, you were granted another continuance for the trial so you should have plenty of time to recover before the big event this fall.

Ablonde

June 23, 2009 01:15 AM

It's ridiculous, how sentimental I feel seeing your freaky little pink head, and how it made me smile. I'm going to get even with Deven for that, you bet.

Sandra Stephens

June 23, 2009 01:57 AM

ohhh, freaky love, i've missed you sooo much. so have the wonderpups. thank you so much for updating us and for the major major laughs that your journey provided me. not laughing at you, of course, your wonderfulness. jsut can't wait for the great reveal. love love love and gratitude for all that is you, wondertroll.

Theodora L'Engle Knight

June 23, 2009 02:09 AM

Miss you and the ape. "Then they let me all dry out" made me laugh literally out loud (and loudly)
it's 2 am here, so that was not all good

hyblaean- Julie

June 23, 2009 03:06 AM

The frosting treatment! I *knew* there was something else going on in those cupcake stores. (While you were gone, many of us started wearing your head, just to make us not miss you so much. Didn't work.) Call me if you run out of Peoples or gin.

Donna Sandstrom

June 23, 2009 03:23 AM

Freaky's back! Yay! Thumbified for the frosting effect.

Cymraeg

June 23, 2009 03:47 AM

It just seems sacrilegious to mess with perfection. I worry about repercussions from above.

Michael Rodgers

June 23, 2009 06:49 AM

I can hardly wait, Fun One!

Penrose

June 23, 2009 07:50 AM

Oh, crap. Now what am I supposed to do with a custom, four-inch long casket?

Dana Dangerous

June 23, 2009 08:06 AM

Never underestimate the power of a Vodka infusion. This is so cool! I miss you, Freak.

Steve Blevins

June 23, 2009 08:38 AM

miss ya!

tr ig

June 23, 2009 09:38 AM

Never underestimate the recuperative powers of a good Vodka.

Glad to see you, feel buttercream soon.

Bill S.

June 23, 2009 10:17 AM

Whew. Now I feel better.

Chicago Guy

June 23, 2009 11:08 AM

I hope it's OK that I borrowed your glasses. And turned them green. It's a democracy thing. I think.

Lonnie Lazar

June 23, 2009 12:18 PM

Freaky, I sure did miss you. And I can't believe they let you loose in the supplies cabinet! Too cute.

zumalicious

June 23, 2009 12:28 PM

Wait....are you having full plastic surgery? Will we even recognize you when you're back?

Deborah Young

June 23, 2009 01:26 PM

i miss me too, too

Major Mojo

June 23, 2009 03:07 PM

You have been busy.

Dorinda D.

June 23, 2009 03:35 PM

Oh my, can't wait for the super fab new look!!!!

Get out of the hospital soon.

Those places suck for cake.

Tinkerertink69

June 24, 2009 05:13 AM

Suck up that frosting, my dear darling! 'Twas frosting that brought us safe thus far, and cake will lead us home....xox

Robin Sneed

June 24, 2009 12:40 PM

Be sure to get lots and lots of hospital socks before you leave. Look in all the cabinets and load up. XOX HB

Hells Bells

June 24, 2009 12:51 PM

The dot thing is so cute! Someone should sell them down at the beach. Perfect for summer!

Missing you Freaks...

Without a Paddle

June 24, 2009 03:31 PM

Aww, I've missed you! I think *I* need a frosting treatment!!

jenshrader

June 24, 2009 04:29 PM

Looks like you've had all the best of care.

Verbal Remedy AKA Denise

June 24, 2009 08:26 PM

You will look mahvelous.
(rated for making me laugh out loud early in the a.m.)

Lisa Solod

June 25, 2009 08:15 AM

I can actually be glad I missed seeing this post yesterday because today it's loaded up with all those rehab ads from Google, which just makes it that much delicious!

welcome back, sweetie.