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Freaky Troll
- Location
- Bottom of Purse, Washington,
- Birthday
- November 11
- Bio
- I like cake, and cake activities. Please tell me about your cake IN DETAIL.
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Member of the Troll Women Activist Team.
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Creator of Prop. Cake
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Puts the "Open" into Open Salon
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Victim of Zerry's jealousing
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I MUST LAND ON SALON'S FRONT PAGE. IT'S MY RIGHT! LOOKIT!
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FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK:
FREAQUI TROLL
MY RECENT POSTS
- It can only be contained for
so long...
July 07, 2010 10:38AM - Hopper Dies. G 22 never to be
called.
May 29, 2010 05:29PM - Coleman Dead. Beer goes warm.
May 28, 2010 08:28PM - NSFW: Green Beans for Barry
May 15, 2010 12:04AM - ...but feel free to suck my
foothole UPDATED: shocking
photo
May 14, 2010 05:07PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “You gotta love a man
that chooses his blogging name
by
banging his face on the
ke…”
January 02, 2011 04:24PM - “The apes will appreciate
this.”
July 07, 2010 04:17PM - “::VINTAGE SMASH::”
May 29, 2010 09:45PM - “Who needs CNN?”
May 29, 2010 05:45PM - “Come rub my head.”
May 29, 2010 05:39PM
Cougheeshop
Audrey Ohley
John of Village of Whitefish Bay
Angela Wilson Gyetvan
Robert Brenner
Jennifer Warren
Salon.com
Comments
You are invited.
That is a scary button. I am running away........
::scoots closer to the button::
In fact, I feel pretty damn good about about it. I think I'll shut down my own interweb box here for a while and eat cake and drink beer on my back porch.
Thanks Freaky.
::touching finger to button::
I hope you don't really want to touch that scary button.
Here is more tea. I added some ice too.
::edges closer to the center of the button while looking at picture of trig's butt::
Here is some sugar cookies with icing.
She's a southern troll.
Pleez pleez don't turn off the innertubes - it's raining outside and the only other thing for me to do is vacuuming. Including the shag rug.
On second thot, I'll never do it otherwise, and I got company coming...
Damn, I wish cake were on my diet (Damn you Dr. Atkins!). They carry some really nice cream cakes (with real whipping cream) at the supermarket...but it's half an hour away. In the rain.
Maybe I'll just have beer (thanks for the thot, MJ). That might make the vacuuming look better.
Ganache, it's all about ganache.
::THUD::
(So, if you end up pushing that button, you'll still keep the internets on for me, right? )
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY INTERNET!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
I could always make you my favorite cake that my Nana made me for my birthdays: Burnt Sugar Cake.
Divine.
Where do I send it?
Now move away from that red button!
d
Well, you know that.
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Rated!
Marcela
So it's just one, huh?
I was WAY off
Seattle is in Washington
Freaky is a troll
There is a troll under a bridge in Seattle
Freaky has pink hair
There is a statue of Lenin not too far from the troll
Therefore Freaky is a pinko commie!
Who gave a commie the big red button?
Who has the other big red button?
(I just can't accept that the only big red button superpower is in the hands of a pinko commie!!!)
What happens when they both press their buttons at the same time?
Does the age of Cake end?
Now, give me cake and bling!
signed,
Z