Freaky Lord of the Dance

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SEPTEMBER 24, 2009 6:59PM

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I can't get the little video clip that jane shared with us of the doggie River Dancing out of my head.

I figured I could give it a go. I don't think I did too bad:

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HAHAHAHA! I don't think that Michael Flatley did it that way.

tequilaanddonuts

September 24, 2009 07:00 PM

If you don't think he had rubberbands around his neck, you're just naive.

Freaky Troll Stuffin'

September 24, 2009 07:01 PM

And your snorting and wheezing almost ruined this video.

Freaky Troll Stuffin'

September 24, 2009 07:02 PM

Yeah, my wheezing ruined the video. Yeah.

tequilaanddonuts

September 24, 2009 07:03 PM

It just occurred to me that our relationship isn't healthy.

Freaky Troll Stuffin'

September 24, 2009 07:04 PM

Maybe we can seek counseling from Dr. Amy.

tequilaanddonuts

September 24, 2009 07:04 PM

I wanted to be first.
Tha is a weird hairdo Freaky.

Mission

September 24, 2009 07:04 PM

This seems abusive to me. Freaky, are you sure you are okay after that? Mein Gott! And what's up with doing it naked? Flashing your foothole like that is just a little much, dontcha think?

Ablonde

September 24, 2009 07:05 PM

Flatley used clear rubberbands, that's why nobody noticed. But that soud, that, noise, was the choreographer just laughing or having some sort of a fit?

nanatehay

September 24, 2009 07:06 PM

That's not riverdancing. It's assault and battery.

Steve Blevins

September 24, 2009 07:07 PM

Whaaaaa...?? I thought I did good!

Freaky Troll Stuffin'

September 24, 2009 07:10 PM

I'm concerned about the Ape. This is abuse, Freaky. It's okay, we're here for you. I will locate a safe house for you....xox

Robin Sneed

September 24, 2009 07:14 PM

Your scaring me..........................

Lunchlady 2

September 24, 2009 07:14 PM

I'm shocked you think this is abuse! THIS IS ART! ART! I'm so misunderstood!

Freaky Troll Stuffin'

September 24, 2009 07:14 PM

Rated, for cracking yourself up :)

jenshrader

September 24, 2009 07:18 PM

Freaky, what I see is a tape of the APE flailing you around naked. On a hard surface. If you say it's art...well...what can I do? I guess you are willing to suffer for your dance...xox

Robin Sneed

September 24, 2009 07:19 PM

Well, this is the most fun I've had all day.

Ask me how my day was.....

Will Someone Feed The Cat?

September 24, 2009 07:21 PM

You know this is good, but I really think it would have been exceptional if you'd been wearing a headband or had Celtic design painted on your chest.

iamsurly

September 24, 2009 07:22 PM

Clearly there's more tequila than donuts going around today. :-D

Verbal Remedy

September 24, 2009 07:23 PM

A lecture on risque behavior from Ablonde, wow!

(Still thinking she'll maybe one day flash her, er, foothole.)

Rich Banks

September 24, 2009 07:25 PM

So where'd ya get that Cindy Birdsong do? Did you hurt yourself?

bobbot

September 24, 2009 07:26 PM

HAHAHAH!!!!

I LOVE IT. but little freaky .....is she okay?

nofrills chunky monkey

September 24, 2009 07:27 PM

Sure and beggorah, you did just foine.

Sheldon The Wonderhorse

September 24, 2009 07:29 PM

PS...the hair is very winehouse. how will you meld the winehouse ethic with buttercreme?

nofrills chunky monkey

September 24, 2009 07:29 PM

Well apparently Flatley used sound equipment, you at least did your own sound and your own dancing.

Stellaa

September 24, 2009 07:29 PM

I was just trying out a little something with my hair. I might fiddle with it through the night.

Freaky Troll Stuffin'

September 24, 2009 07:42 PM

Um, that was certainly interesting. It's something I've never seen before, and probably won't for a while I dare say. But it's a wonderful try.

M. Flately watch out!!

LuisG

September 24, 2009 07:53 PM

you are so wrong T&D, just wrong I say ;D

hyblaean- Julie

September 24, 2009 08:09 PM

I'm going to try this next. I love art!!

mypsyche

September 24, 2009 08:11 PM

Dear Doctor Freaky, I feel relieved that at least I understand this post, (I am Irish after all) as the last one with the lawn furniture, the cats and the condoms, I was so lost.

rita shibr

September 24, 2009 08:12 PM

Exquisite and disturbing.

You scare me.

I love you.

I must have you.

Duaneart

September 24, 2009 08:18 PM

Last time I saw video like that they were trying to get somone to confess at Gitmo.

Harry's Ghost

September 24, 2009 08:50 PM

I'm sorry, Freaky...I see the pathos in your naked dancing...the struggle, society laughing, as you express pain and rubberbands, a riverdance of mockery and purse bottoms...xox

Robin Sneed

September 24, 2009 08:57 PM

poor rita...only a few days on OS and it's all the surly devil, mosaic stations, lawn furniture...and now an interpretive dance from our own Troll...xox

Robin Sneed

September 24, 2009 08:59 PM

Wonderful! Just wonderful! You nailed it. You also have way too much of time on your hands.
Big fun
rated

micalpeace

September 24, 2009 09:05 PM

It is within your power to stop the cycle of violence. Please Freaky, listen to Robin, love shouldn't hurt and make noise like that. You have the power.

Ablonde

September 24, 2009 09:07 PM

It would be interesting to bind Michael Flatley up with a bungee cord looped over the overhead stagelights, and drop him repeatedly on the stage. Very avant garde. Cutting edge--perhaps literally.

Cindy Ross

September 24, 2009 09:12 PM

FINALLY! Mindy gets it!

Freaky Troll Stuffin'

September 24, 2009 09:14 PM

I'm thinkin' we need a trip to Ireland!!

MiddleAgedWomanBlogging

September 24, 2009 09:14 PM

See what being a shill for big business gets you! You have become bing's troll on a string.
Da Horror!

Trudge164

September 24, 2009 09:17 PM

Aha! Trudge can see what's happening here...

Robin Sneed

September 24, 2009 09:29 PM

It's ART people... ART!

Freaky Troll Stuffin'

September 24, 2009 09:33 PM

Freaky, are you wearing your Diana Ross wig? Or did Dr. Amy get a new do?

Cindy Ross

September 24, 2009 10:04 PM

My hairs were such a mess from the Dr. Amy 'do, that I'm trying out a few new looks.

Freaky Troll Stuffin'

September 24, 2009 10:09 PM

Well you sure beat the living' crap out of that table with your head. I'm impressed! Are you okay?

Umbrellakinesis

September 24, 2009 10:20 PM

oh man oh man do i love myself some freaky troll super fab.

first, thanks for the nod.

and second, my favorite part of every one of your videos, is you laughing in the background.

freaky troll IS super fab!

michael flatley weeps with jealousy.

jane smithie redux

September 24, 2009 10:24 PM

You gotta work.

Whoreville Bedicrocker

September 24, 2009 10:57 PM

Rated for no Irish music AND cackling factor in the background. I love it when people crack themselves up. I do it all the time. I just don't know how to make a video of it. My answering machine will (still) have to suffice.

cartouche

September 24, 2009 11:00 PM

Are you sure you weren't breakdancing?

Lisa Kern

September 24, 2009 11:10 PM

Wow. I just came home from meditation class, and this is quite a shock. I can't believe Trey Montana hasn't asked you to do a Celtic art film yet. But I also want to conquer with VR. Definitely more T than D today.

I am loving the early Diana look of the hair by the way. You need more tats and some birds living up there for it to be Amy Winehouse.

JK Brady

September 24, 2009 11:11 PM

Not "Riverdance", but "Rubberdance".

You are definitely lord of something, Freaky.

Pass the buttercream.

Bill S.

September 24, 2009 11:17 PM

This is just abuse....the ape needs to do some major cake making to make up for this

kmcbain

September 24, 2009 11:26 PM

"It's ART people... ART!"

I hate coming late to a conversation! Who the hell is Art? Do I know him?

Safe_Bet

September 24, 2009 11:52 PM

P.S. I like the new "do". It's very Barbra Streisand-ish! Nice!

Safe_Bet

September 24, 2009 11:55 PM

::sigh:: If you can't see brilliance, I guess you just can't see it.

Freaky Troll Stuffin'

September 25, 2009 12:00 AM

Sounded like you were wearing your tap shoes but it didn't look like you were wearing anything! The laughter reminded me of "Billy the Kid."

Art. Good job TandD, Good job Freaky. If it makes you feel good, and you don't get bruises all over- then it's not abuse!@

tai

September 25, 2009 12:01 AM

Oh my.
The "sound effects" were as stunning as your dance technique.
Perfect 10 from the spotted judge.

spotted_mind

September 25, 2009 12:35 AM

I suddenly have this overpowering urge to donate to PBS. (Also, I heard the Celtic Divas are looking for you, they need a fourth...)

Donna Sandstrom

September 25, 2009 01:25 AM

I think its funny that you made a naked-breasted avatar tell you what is 'a little much'. Dance on, freaky!

Sandra Stephens

September 25, 2009 01:45 AM

That's not Irish dance...that's tap dancing. You can tell by all the noise. sheesh.

Silkstone

September 25, 2009 02:17 AM

Oh Freaky that was hilarious! You must do more dance videos for us.

coffeegyrl

September 25, 2009 02:36 AM

Freaky I'm billing you for the coffee I just exhaled on my keyboard through my nose. Bad Freaky!
Great dancing though - when's the tour?

Cymraeg

September 25, 2009 03:55 AM

Talk about your high-brow entertainment, thanks Freaky. Yes you did great. Keep it up and someday they'll book you at the Elks Club. Just fabulous.

latethink

September 25, 2009 05:43 AM

Lord of the Dance, or Lord of the Slam Dance?

ocularnervosa

September 25, 2009 10:11 AM

You missed your shot at the cover, Freaky. Shoulda titled it "Buck Nekked Freaky Lord of the Dance!

Hells Bells

September 25, 2009 11:19 AM

If I didn't know you have, essentially, an exo-skeleton, I would be concerned. And as long as your relationship with Art is consensual, I will support your decision to dance in this manner. I will always support your decision to post videos of your activities, including, and especially regarding cake.

Owl_Says_Who

September 25, 2009 12:00 PM

Oh my god - that was totally hilarious! I agree with iamsurly though - some sort of bedazzled headband would have made this video sublime...

rice paddie

September 25, 2009 12:30 PM

I am so enthralled with your grace that I have had to watch this 4 times to fully absorb the magnitude of this expressionist art. That and t&d's giggles! You must consider a series as in "Dancing with the Troll" ....you MUST!!
::dancing:: ::head banging::