Freaky Troll

Freaky Troll
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November 11
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I like cake, and cake activities. Please tell me about your cake IN DETAIL. ---------------------------------------------------- Member of the Troll Women Activist Team. ---------------------------------------------------- Creator of Prop. Cake ---------------------------------------------------- Puts the "Open" into Open Salon ---------------------------------------------------- Victim of Zerry's jealousing ---------------------------------------------------- I MUST LAND ON SALON'S FRONT PAGE. IT'S MY RIGHT! LOOKIT! _________________________________ FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK: FREAQUI TROLL

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OCTOBER 9, 2009 6:22PM

It was a Freaky accident...

Rate: 56 Flag
 
 
I tripped:
I tripped
 
 
Now everyone is all hysterical.  It could have happened to anyone of you.
 
 
rescue
 
The way they're carrying on here, you'd think that they had to call in a chopper to rescue me.
 
 
 
We're gonna need a pipe cleaner and some privacy:
 
We're gonna need a pipe cleaner

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it's all about me still, don't smash cakes and drive your foot will totally stick on the pedal, the candy was like an exfoliant, there are other cakes in the sea, i'm headed to the sea now

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Hot damn! I'm finally first at something!

While I believe you were wholeheartedly innocent here, I do think things worked out to your advantage. They always seem to as well. Is it hard to get sprinkles out of your foot hole?
iamsurly
October 09, 2009 06:25 PM
The cake is still edible... eatible... yummy, right?
C.K. Dexter Haven
October 09, 2009 06:28 PM
Well, I did sort of panic and wallow a bit.
Freaky Troll
October 09, 2009 06:29 PM
Needs more sprinkles.

Both Freaky and the cake.
Skeptic Turtle
October 09, 2009 06:29 PM
I found a pie that is a cake! ~R~
Chuck A. Stetson
October 09, 2009 06:30 PM
A dead troll? Tell me it isn't so!!!! My Gawd, you are the highlight of my life!!
MiddleAgedWomanBlogging
October 09, 2009 06:30 PM
This most certainly comes under Statute 9 of the Criminal Crimes Against Cake, chapter 2. This offense is punishable by hard time because full penetration was involved. Now you've done it Freaky Troll, and you've handed the DA the evidence on silver cake platter.
Not even Gloria Allred will be able to help you now.
Ablonde
October 09, 2009 06:32 PM
A DEAD TROLL! Where? Where?
Freaky Troll
October 09, 2009 06:33 PM
and the "lemonade" caused this accident????
Fabflamingo
October 09, 2009 06:34 PM
Oh, oh - I see. Don't pay any attention to the ape's FaceBook status. You should just be following me.
Freaky Troll
October 09, 2009 06:34 PM
oh my god in heaven, thsi is one of the best thigns i've ever seen, freaky love!!!! well, aside from my photo-essay of scanned photos of me me me and one of my Big Tits. but other than that, this is superb. oh, i meant to say i'm so sorry about your accident and the need for those private moments. did i mention that my vibrator broke? seriously, freak. bad bad bad. love love lvoe and gratitude
Theodora L'Engle Knight
October 09, 2009 06:41 PM
I have a hard time believing it was an accident . . . but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Mostly 'cuz you're super fab, and, well, when there's cake involved, it's hard to keep one's senses.
Owl_Says_Who
October 09, 2009 06:43 PM
Freaky, clearly everybody is overreacting. You poor little thing. Accidents HAPPEN!
Verbal Remedy AKA Denise
October 09, 2009 06:46 PM
I do approve of hard pink lemonade.
Dorinda D.
October 09, 2009 06:49 PM
Freaky--I just have no words. You have cake in your armpits and on your foot, why none in your mouth? Get busy.
latethink
October 09, 2009 06:50 PM
Yes, Freaky, of course you tripped! I believe, you. Honest...
Cymraeg
October 09, 2009 06:50 PM
If you need some help with that foothole, I've got time.

Hope you're not in too much trouble. Blame it on the Mike's - I do, with Strawberry Hill.
Julie Tarp
October 09, 2009 07:15 PM
Well, as long as you didn't get too scared when you tripped, it's probably still edible... at least around the edges.
C.K. Dexter Haven
October 09, 2009 07:15 PM
Obviously you need to stay away from the Hard Lemonade. (Did anyone, perhaps The Ape, actually eat that cake after rescuing you from it?) Just, you know, wondering...
Sally Swift
October 09, 2009 07:16 PM
OMG. Now I must clean myself too...
Major Mojo
October 09, 2009 07:31 PM
@Aunt Mabel, all you have to do is click on the "back to posts" button. Freaky is OS's most fabulous member.
voicegal
October 09, 2009 07:51 PM
Whose gonna lick you off.
rated
micalpeace
October 09, 2009 08:01 PM
That frosting really goes with your hair!
Donna Sandstrom
October 09, 2009 08:28 PM
I hope you get some good drugs before the pipe cleaner does its job!
mamoore
October 09, 2009 08:52 PM
So now that my hair is pink do I need to fall into cake to be more like youyouyou?
pretend_farmer
October 09, 2009 08:54 PM
do you do parties? i've been looking to hire someone to pop out of a cake for my fiance's birthday party...
rice paddie
October 09, 2009 08:57 PM
I am beside myself...with.....well, now that i think about it, I am the first to be second on my block...
Gary Justis
October 09, 2009 09:01 PM
Sheesh.
I woulda gone with the "I was pushed!" (add your own amount of dramatic "shocked indignation")...
spotted_mind
October 09, 2009 09:21 PM
Well I have never...Really. never.
zumalicious
October 09, 2009 10:55 PM
Sprinkles in the foothole - ouch! Thank goodness you're OK. For a second there I thought the cake was some new spa treatment for trolls.
Lisa Kern
October 09, 2009 11:02 PM
Of course you "tripped." I "tripped" once and had to be rushed to the ER.

Uh, any pics of the pipe cleaning activity? Tink asked me to ask you.
LuisG
October 09, 2009 11:06 PM
::THUD::


Oooooooohhhhhhh. My head. Was that a cake-caked foothole?

*looks again*

::THUD::
Bill S.
October 09, 2009 11:19 PM
I'm overlooking the cake "accident" because THEY MAKE MIKE'S PINK LEMONADE?!!!! Man - we must be behind the times here in the boonies, I hadn't seen that flavor yet! Now I'll have a mission in the local Wal-Mart's liquor aisle tomorrow...
bluesurly
October 10, 2009 12:02 AM
Did you trip... up to your neck?! That´s what I call a good tripping!
Marcela
Marcela in English
October 10, 2009 12:16 AM
Your sprinkles are showing, oh my.
Kris T Parker
October 10, 2009 12:42 AM
Just say that it was the tequila, cookie, that always works for me here in Bumfuck, Mexico. (Although when I tumble, I always end up with mud on me, not yummy cake. And when I think about it, we don't have any yummy cake here. And that's probably a good thing. I love cake.)

Rated, for allowing me to fantisize about drinking tequila and falling into a dessert.......man, life is good......
Ginny Rose
October 10, 2009 02:04 AM
If the cake penetration was consensual, then it is not a crime.
coffeegyrl
October 10, 2009 03:46 AM
coffeegyrl wrote: "If the cake penetration was consensual, then it is not a crime."

Oh for gawd sakes! You prolly made excuses for Roman Polanski too! That cake doesn't look a DAY over 16!... and, based on the bottle of hard lemonade laying there, the cake was obviously given alcohol... not to mention "sprinkles"!

Just remember ignorance of the law (inc. the law of gravity) is no excuse!
Safe_Bet's Amy
October 10, 2009 07:21 AM
Freaky, there ARE no accidents.
Boanerges1
October 10, 2009 09:54 AM
Too bad you didn't have some hard body to lick it all off for you. He he.
ocularnervosa
October 10, 2009 12:20 PM
First you must accept responsibility for this. Then you must forgive yourself. Then you must submit to your Higher Power and spread the word to others of your ilk .... otherwise you will surely fall in the cake again
noah tawls
October 10, 2009 01:04 PM
otherwise you will surely fall in the cake again

What exactly is my motivation here?
Freaky Troll
October 10, 2009 03:58 PM
I wish I were a troll.
j lynn
October 10, 2009 05:00 PM
hahahha ;D Thank you Freaky one I can always count on you for a laugh!! (((Deven)))
hyblaean- Julie
October 10, 2009 06:07 PM
Dude, that pink lemonade stuff is pretty good, eh? :) Cool!

Rated.

ps, Freaky, we all know you ENJOYED it! :P
LadyMiko
October 10, 2009 06:45 PM
Freaky, it's time to fess up now. The only way you could have landed up to your armpits in cake is if you had been swinging from the chandelier. Spill it. What really happened?
Diary of a Hopeful Starving Student
October 10, 2009 07:58 PM
Well, I mean, of course it could have happened to anyone! This is what pipe cleaners are for. Well, with the exception of, you know, cleaning a pipe.
odetteroulette
October 11, 2009 10:37 AM
thanks for the laugh out loud. After any alcoholic drink, anything you can't remember doesn't count, sprinkles included.
rita shibr
October 11, 2009 04:51 PM
Best thing for a pink donut mishap--a big bottle of Nestle's Strawberry Quik.
Con Chapman
October 12, 2009 08:43 AM
You're beautiful -- and delicious! I'd eat you in a heartbeat!
Steve Blevins
October 12, 2009 11:53 AM
I have always loved. I will always love you. You alone, my darling.
the stand-in
October 12, 2009 01:51 PM
Well, if that doesn't take the cake!
Harry's Ghost
October 17, 2009 04:40 AM

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