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OCTOBER 25, 2009 6:29PM

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How do you walk in these things?

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shoes shoes shoes, i could really stomp cake in these, now what, i found the peep toes

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Very very carefully.

With two handfuls of cake to balance you.

hourglass figure

October 25, 2009 06:34 PM

those are fab! but i have no idea how to walk in them.

but the peeping toes are super sessy!

jane smithie redux

October 25, 2009 06:35 PM

Well, I wouldn't advise you to walk in those things, but, if you do, and you feel yourself falling face forward, make sure somebody breaks your fall with a cake.

Good luck.

Jeanette DeMain

October 25, 2009 06:36 PM

U do like Oprah. You sit and pose. They are not for walking. Let me get you some cake dear. No, no, don't get up. :P

JK Brady

October 25, 2009 06:39 PM

Goddamn, I've been all over for those.

Stay out of my closet.

Will Someone Feed The Cat?

October 25, 2009 06:46 PM

You apes are crazy to wear these things.

Freaky Troll Stuffin'

October 25, 2009 06:48 PM

You look super-duper fly!

spotted_mind

October 25, 2009 06:57 PM

You don't. Some man-boy carries you.

Julie Tarp

October 25, 2009 07:07 PM

Those are known as "come f*ck me pumps" especially with those cute toesies sticking out.

Ardee

October 25, 2009 07:11 PM

what ardee said (naughty girl), so you *don't* walk, just cross your legs and bounce one foot.

can you cross your legs?

femme forte

October 25, 2009 07:16 PM

Well obviously you should only be doing the "cakewalk" in those!

BuffyW

October 25, 2009 07:19 PM

I can cross my legs after I lay for a couple of hours during the day on the car dash.

Freaky Troll Stuffin'

October 25, 2009 07:22 PM

The truly HAWT have no need to walk.

Mrs. Michaels

October 25, 2009 07:24 PM

Doesn't matter how you walk.... as long as you look fab!
I love a girl in nothing but high heels... mmmmmmmmm

trig palin

October 25, 2009 07:48 PM

My sister calls them FM shoes.

Hey Femme forte, my kids used to cross their legs and bounce on their feet. I always thought that meant it was time to find a bathroom!

Cindy Ross

October 25, 2009 08:02 PM

Gingerly, my dear. Gingerly.

Steve Blevins

October 25, 2009 08:10 PM

toe heel toe heel

Don't ask me how I know that.

ocularnervosa

October 25, 2009 08:16 PM

It's all in the hips.

mamoore

October 25, 2009 08:26 PM

gorgeous!

Nikki Stern

October 25, 2009 09:09 PM

I don't walk so much as sit and look sexy :)

Walk Away

October 25, 2009 09:15 PM

You don't walk, you sashay...

marcelleqb

October 25, 2009 09:24 PM

Freaky Troll, what a stunning photo! Those pink shoes suit you to a tea, and a cup, and a saucer too.

Ordinarily I would suggest placing a book on your head to help you balance, but I wouldn't want you to alter so much as a lock of your hair.

In the end, sometimes it's best to let the Trolls fall where they may.

Hope

Diary of a Hopeful Starving Student

October 25, 2009 11:46 PM

I don't know, but they're so you!

MoniqueC

October 26, 2009 02:43 AM

oh, sweetheart, i'm so happy that you got your peep toe platforms!!! obviously, not from Zappos. and i have no idea how to walk in those things. i wont' wear high heels except for boots. never mind, long rant taht belongs somewhere else. :) you look stunning, as always. love lvoe lvoe

Theodora L'Engle Knight

October 26, 2009 03:58 AM

Oh my gawd!! Fabuluzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

:)

Tinkerertink69

October 26, 2009 05:37 AM

I gave those things up for cake, and when you ass gets as wide as mine is, those things will kill you.

Dr. Susanne Freeborn

October 26, 2009 06:40 AM

I think you should sit down and eat more cake and think about it. Because that is what I would do.

odetteroulette

October 26, 2009 08:02 AM

You don't. I have it on strict authority tha those are sitting shoes. There IS a difference. I lived in France so I know:) And wrote about it. One needs both. Walking shoes and sitting shoes. They DO look fab, though.