::hrwackkk:: I have the 'flu. And as if it wasn't bad ::haccckkkrr:: enough that I have to hear the ape here drone on and on ::wheeeezzzahack:: about how her hair hurts, her stomach feels like she just ate a gallon of ::herrrkkkk:: creamed spinach, how there's no new House Hunters episodes, I click in here and ::aaa aaaa aaaahhh ahhhhchoooooo:: see all y'all just meaning all over the place. ::tsk::
So there are people that ::hrrrdddd:: don't like you. Whoopdeedoo. They'll probably never ::heee heeee heeehaaaawk:: like you. The ape has been so sick that I looked into having her put down (she's really miserable and has become quite ::hurrrrccc:: rough on the furniture), turns out that they charge a fee per pound for that service. It would cost a bloody fortune to have her taken care of. So, now that I know that, I realize that all those people that bug the snot out of me, that bug ::snnn snnnaaaackkk:: me to no end? Well I just can't afford to have them taken care of either, so I just have to live with the knowledge that they're around. pffffffffffftttt I CAN DEAL WITH THAT. I had this same conversation a couple of weeks ago with the ape.
What I can't deal with is how no one has told me how super fantastic I look in my Snuggie. I look fab even when I'm ::ACCCCCCCCCHHHHOOOOOOO:: ill! SAY IT!
So there are people that ::hrrrdddd:: don't like you. Whoopdeedoo. They'll probably never ::heee heeee heeehaaaawk:: like you. The ape has been so sick that I looked into having her put down (she's really miserable and has become quite ::hurrrrccc:: rough on the furniture), turns out that they charge a fee per pound for that service. It would cost a bloody fortune to have her taken care of. So, now that I know that, I realize that all those people that bug the snot out of me, that bug ::snnn snnnaaaackkk:: me to no end? Well I just can't afford to have them taken care of either, so I just have to live with the knowledge that they're around. pffffffffffftttt I CAN DEAL WITH THAT. I had this same conversation a couple of weeks ago with the ape.
What I can't deal with is how no one has told me how super fantastic I look in my Snuggie. I look fab even when I'm ::ACCCCCCCCCHHHHOOOOOOO:: ill! SAY IT!
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Feel better and don't forget to wipe your foothole. Tell the human to feel better, too.
That's tragic
Maybe you could work out some sort of budget schedule, you know, have the ape put down one appendage at a time.
don't eat ::hacccchhhggghh:: those cheese -- waffies? wtf is a waffie??
Get well.
NO! DON'T BARF ON ME!!!!!!!!!
Maybe the Ape could put you in the dishwasher and that would de-germ you.
hope you feel all plastic again soon.
Try to feel better. I'm pulling for you.
I saw the ugliness and turned my head. Just don't get it.....
We thought kitties don't get swine flu but then we read on catdiary.com that they do, so we'll see you when you're feeling better!
~fatRocco and feralRusty
(thumbified to placate you because that comment was probably ill-advised.)
Hope you and the ape feel better very soon.